What happens here?

What happens here?

And why doesn't France own it?

>What happens here?
Nothing of interest

>And why doesn't France own it?
They're cucks

French people are awful swimmers

is new caledonia the french version of falklands?

THOSE ARE THE "BELGRANO ISLANDS"

Y SON ARGENTINAS

>and why doesn't France own it?

They exist to remind the French that once they were British property

France has enough tiny little islands, it's only fair to share the burden.

>What happens here?
I've been there twice. It's very nice. Go visit there one day, if you ever get the chance. Not a lot "happens", though. It's very old fashioned, but in the good sort of way.

>And why doesn't France own it?
I'm not sure on the exact history, but I think it may have been French at one point(?). Everyone only spoke English when I was there though (besides a few tourist hikers traveling to small local islands via boat).

nothing happens

100-year-war happened

ISIS lives there

Finn actually has a point

By the way, Guernsey was the place I stayed every time (as opposed to Jersey). I've rarely ever seen a Guernsey flag here. Perhaps if I ever visit again I'll post here just for fun. Oh, And I just realized I've been there 3 times, not 2.

They grow the best variety of potato that thankfully you jf don't know about.

Lol implying their potato is better than PEI's.

I don't care to google what that is.

nah they have things like that all over its just aussies st pierre et miquelon

I assume it stands for Prince Edward Island, a large Canadian maritime Island near New Brunswick

jersey is nice
not really much to do though

it's a province sir

LAS MALVINAS FRANCESAS

sarks cool
no cars

It is a reminder of all the clay they lost

SHEIKH