Why don't Australians celebrate Halloween

Why don't Australians celebrate Halloween

Fourth of July?

Probably because they're not infested with mexican culture.

@66800358
>Halloween is Mexican
>British education

Halloween is an Irish tradition. Even worse.

Mexican culture is nice culture

hiberians? more like iberians

The Day of the Dead predates All Saints

I used to watch The Simpsons halloween specials if that counts?

Yeah, and Halloween is from All Saints

oh nevermind, turns out its a fucking celtic rip off anyway. how typical

That was my point. Day of the Dead is the mexican holiday

All good. At least we get candy and get to hang out with friends while trick or treating as kids. Adults either don't care for it or put decorations up and hand out candy to kids.

I know, which is irrelevant and coincidental to Halloween, per

Come on... We all know that is not what Halloween is about.

Basically every girl has legs bared dispute the cold and it is glorious.

a night of terrifying treats and spooky sweets?

>there is a brit on Sup Forums at 6 in the morning
lolo

maybe he's from the falklands?

5 m8

They don't like Scottish traditions

t.1/112th Scot

>he's so wasted he can't tell what hour it is
it's 6am here bud

>Euros in charge of telling the time
It's 12:06 am

It's 4:09PM you past-niggers.

Dumb American. It's 23:08.

this thread has satiated my desire for (You)s, time to go into hibernation. my final parting gifts:

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>not military time

Spotted the Brit on holiday

Thanks senpai.

we do now, enough kids grew up watching american halloween specials and are now 20ish year old dickheads pushing it on society

literally had these ugly cunt kids knock on me door last year

The clock only goes up to 12, Pedro or Army Guy

I've never seen any sign of it here beyond university dress up parties. If some cunts came knocking on my door about it I'd tell them to fuck right off.

>tfw international friends get to enjoy your holiday too
have fun lads

You're angry old man

We will lad

So is it true that in Ireland they crave turnips?

Crave or carve?

both

Everybody switched to pumpkins in the 80s because it's much easier.

Get off my lawn

Damn kids these days

Halloween is celebrated in fall, which is in october for us, but in australia it's in march, so they celebrate halloween on march 31st

>Australians will yell at and bully children just for trying to enjoy spooks and candy

literally third world

ask the guy who started this meme anything

>enjoy spooks

>Why don't Australians celebrate Halloween

there are little shits right now running around my street yelling "trick or treat!". we've been yanked.

>yanked

See

give them candy, you cunt

yeah but we didnt get the tradition from the irish. we got it from american tv and movies.

w-what happens if i dont have any to give? do i get tricked?

RARE

heh heh heh

A night of spooks, perhaps?

Delicious treats for the young ones, if you will??

A charade of door-to-door trick-or-treating, perchance?

oh shit.