Are you guys fucking serious with this shit?

Are you guys fucking serious with this shit?
After seeing you guys go on and on about this for months, I finally caved and listened to it. Genesis and Oblivion were nice songs, even if the rest of Visions was filler. But everybody insisted this was a solid step up.

This shit sounds like Madonna. On this she just went straight pop, with some quirky sound effects slapped on to stay in some way "indie". What a fucking waste of time. How are you fuckers this enthusiastic about something so unexceptional?

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Björk>Grimes

Fact.

Yea I dont get it either she isn't even hot

the worst part is people really think she's something special

>everybody said it was good
"No"

>implying sounding like Madonna is bad

Not enough ">"s

there is literally nothing wrong with straight pop.

>On this she just went straight pop, with some quirky sound effects slapped on to stay in some way "indie".
You just described all modern indie music
I fucking hate indie rock and indie/hipster culture
Most worthless trend ever

>This shit sounds like Madonna. On this she just went straight pop, with some quirky sound effects slapped on to stay in some way "indie". What a fucking waste of time. How are you fuckers this enthusiastic about something so unexceptional?
Except it doesn't. Serious question: did you actually listen to Madonna? You should know that Madonna sounds nothing like Grimes.

Art Angels is genuinely an amazing pop album. Far more diverse and innovative than anything in the current pop scene. You were fooled to think it's just a pop album because of the beats and vocals, but listen closely and you'll see this is properly GREAT MUSIC.

Listen to this again in a month. Maybe you'll get it.

...

Here's a palette cleanser

Shit here it is.

There's nothing wrong with Madonna. Well, 80s Madonna at least.

is that supposed to be a bad album cover

much appreciated :)

DJ AARON ELLIS

Solid trolling. Almost got me to genuinely respond.

That's unfair to Madonna. Her songs are way more memorable and unique than Grimes.

It's pure shit, actually. You may need a few years to mature and realize that.

Dude you're a stupid fuck and have shit taste. I fucking hope you die.

That's bullshit. Madonna sounds like any mainstream popstar, nothing special. Grimes is actually unique, no one sounds like her. I'm not even saying about the fact that Madonna is just an entertainer while Grimes is a complete artist:

>Instruments:
Vocals, synthesizer, sampler, keyboard, guitar, bass, drums, violin, ukulele

>Skills:
Singer, songwriter, producer, sound engineer, lyricist, live performer, visual artist, music video director & editor, dancer, model

Tell me a Madonna song more unique than these ones:
youtube.com/watch?v=5oqxz6hpGbs
youtube.com/watch?v=HweaxUT43Jc

>bass
are you sure?

Are you guys fucking serious with this shit?
After seeing you guys go on and on about this for months, I finally caved and listened to it.

This shit sounds like Madonna. On this they are went straight pop, with some quirky sound effects slapped on to stay in some way "indie". What a fucking waste of time. How are you fuckers this enthusiastic about something so unexceptional?

>This shit sounds like madonna

Madonna has made some good albums.

>This shit sounds like Madonna.

It sounds nothing like Madonna and you definitely wouldn't be able to explain how.

What's not to like about it? You don't like catchy music? (I see that you posted a The Beatles cover.)

You mean her producers and songwriters. Yes Madonna has some good albums, but not some great albums like Grimes.

Exactly.

OP, you should explain why do you think AA sounds like Madonna. If you can't, I will consider your entire post just shitposting.

This. Genuinely curious.

The explanation had better be practically mechanical in its depth and specificity.

this is horrible to listen to with headphones t b h

I'm waiting and hoping the OP isn't a hit and run coward troll.

He better explain what his brain is doing right down to the rate limiting enzymes of neurotransmitter synthesis. He better get the fuck in here and tell me THE PATTERN HIS PYRAMIDAL CELLS ARE FIRING AND WHAT THIS MEANS WITHIN THE SYSTEM AS A WHOLE.

But alas, he's likely just a hit and run shiteater.

You delusional and I have the numbers to prove it. Who do you honestly think history will remember?
The highest selling female artist in history..or grimes. Just because you don't like the albums doesn't mean they were not great. Ray of Light was exceptional

>Ray of Light was exceptional
That's an exception. It was more like a William Orbit album (I like his productions).

Yes, history will remember her as the greatest selling female artist, but not as the best. The history will remember her as big slag and controversial figure, fairly talented and with an average voice.

Big numbers =/= the artist is better. Bieber sold much more than The Velvet Underground or Roxy Music.

As a Slag?. Madonna pushed the boundaries with nearly every song and video she released. You could say she was unique artist doing things no one else was doing and doing them first. Kinda liken to how you say grimes is unique and doing things no one else is doing. And unless someone outsells her in the world of "Pop"which you are saying grimes is in now in or trying to enter. She will be viewed as the "Best" because all "Pop" cares about is "numbers" where higher numbers always win.

Grimes is not pure pop. She will never compete with the likes of Madonna. She's an alternative pop artist like Kate Bush or Bjork. Comparing her with Madonna is like apples and oranges.

Art Angels is one of the most colossal musical tragedies of the year. Never before has a musician fallen so rapidly in terms of quality. Grimes has gone from crafting majestic, hypnotizing synth-pop songs to radio filler, Spotify ad music levels of awfulness. Maybe it’s Claire Boucher’s timeless fascination with pop acts like Mariah Carey that has led her to such a career choice, enveloping a plastic, confined sound of audible depression. Yet her unfortunate new embrace of mainstream electropop feels like a complete insult to her previous sound: lo-fi, home-recorded cassette and CD-R releases such as the wonderful Geidi Primes and its followup, Halfaxa, showed plenty of promise with beautifully-woven samples and whimsical synthesizer spectacles. For the most part, Boucher handled her turn to a much clearer sound two years later with Visions exceptionally well, as the album’s hit centerpiece, “Oblivion,” ended up being one of the best songs of that year and Grimes’ defining, masterpiece of a track. With Art Angels, her once-welcomed upgrade of musical production values feels forced, tacky, and far too circumscribed on horrible passages such as “Belly of the Beat” and “Kill V. Maim” – the latter of which features both one of the worst vocal and lyrical performances Boucher has ever recorded. The compositional characterization of Art Angels’ defiance is utterly worthless and thematically depressing, with some of the most mainstream-sounding songwriting ever penned down by a former indie artist.

Literally no one on Sup Forums besides waifu retards have given this album any praise

It's your fault

(You)

(You)

Are you guys fucking serious with this shit?
After seeing you guys go on and on about this for months, I finally caved and listened to it.

This shit sounds like Madonna. On this he went straight pop, with some quirky sound effects slapped on to stay in some way "indie". What a fucking waste of time. How are you fuckers this enthusiastic about something so unexceptional?

This album is great tho you pleb

Get the vastly superior mono version you philistine

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I'm guessing this is a pasta, but can you explain to me what's so awful about "Pin"?

As I said above, I've like this to be elaborated from both a mechanistic, and abstract angle.

what is "Pin"?

A song.

>quoting a nobody

Quote someone more relevant, like Christgau:

>Generally the soprano signifies purity, which has never been my idea of virtue, not to mention fun. And given how hard it is to achieve, there can be a vanity to it as well—or in earlier Claire Boucher, a self-regarding freakishness. But on this pop-yet-not breakthrough, that pretension is blown away by generous tunes, changeable grooves, and dedicated intensity of purpose. This singer-composer-producer is neither cute nor ethereal, and although the consistency of her register is an affectation by definition, she'll convince anyone who isn't a grouch that she's just being herself, not merely female but, fuck you, feminine—the fairie she likes to claim crossed with a charming three-year-old getting what she wants. Which includes adrenaline highs and mitigated perversity and California love and pornography in phonetic Chinese. She embodies hyperfeminist individualism for a post-rock mindset that likes a good beat fine. A

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mono version is a piece of shit too, I hate mono

Nigga, Be a Body is the best song on Visions.

You're right about all the rest though.

>She embodies hyperfeminist individualism for a post-rock mindset that likes a good beat fine.
this is not a good thing

oh yeah because christgau is soooooooooooooooooo relevant right now

fuck off pleb. just admit it: grimes sucks.

Christgau's kind of fallen off tho
If 70s Christgau came to 2016 in a time machine he would have fucking panned this shit

Grimes is fine.

>This is from Marcel's blog
The kid could not have written this. Who did he steal it from?

He's 16 you know
Not everyone was a dumbfuck in high school like you

this

aside from a few songs no she's not fuck off pleb

old Grimes didn't suck
Art Angels and what her apparent vision is for her future art does

>liking grimes in any quantity
shut up pleb

>not admitting that oblivion and the demo of realiti are at least pretty good songs but the rest is shit
fuck off pleb

i agree with that though

>Are you guys fucking serious with this shit?
No.

Yeah, although he's as guilty as the rest for buying into the false belief that artistic value and entertainment value in music are mutually exclusive.

Nah, she's fine.

Excuses. He likes that album. Period.

Sup Forums hates this album. It's just a couple die hard samefags. They even speak the exact same way and bring up the same tired points so it's not like it's hard to recognize. The rest of her "fans" are largely waifufags.