Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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fish and chips motherfuckers

イングリッシュブレックファスト(アメリカン的なものも若干混ざってるが)

見た目はアレでも味は至高

これの良さが分からない奴は人生損してると断言しよう

これとパンとか食べるの?

mobile.twitter.com/Mr_TT23/status/792602965949284352/video/1
VR

食べてもいいし食べなくてもいい
それが自由というものだ

てか俺のほうが腹減ったよ畜生

寝る

ハロウイーン

You know I'm a Japanese girl *giggles*

Gay as fuck

Why are english words harder to read in katakana - they should just write it out using our alphabet

H-hey

それじゃグーグル誤訳みたいな間抜けな事になるだろが

アイムソーリー デイ アー ハード トゥー リード

福島リラってやっぱ外人受けする顔なんだな

オリエンタルビューティとか言ってそう

Good evening

Hello, where is the Anime & Manga in this thread?

...

いや好きなのそのイギリス人だけだから

what's your favorite spooky guro manga?
mine is gyo

ah yes i like gyo too, though i really like the uzumaki collection, allthose different stories are great

>アイムソーリー デイ アー ハード トゥー リード
That hurt my head

have you heard of suehiro maruo?

no i only read junji ito

不安の種 is bretty good if you want spooky

Nice. 3 free month of lifting won with my BigMac
I will never use them

FUCK OFF KIDS I DON'T HAVE FREE CANDY FOR YOU
I ALREADY ATE THEM ALL

what kind of moonrune is this supposed to be?

at work and bored. entertain me
also I'm not sure if I should go to the party because I has Döner and now my breath stinks so I can't talk to any girls
mhhh I don't know I think I will just go home and chat with my friends on Sup Forums

Let's go fucking now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and get a girlfriend with me

are you the pinoy?

are you the pinoy?
We had 2 but they both commited suicide because Peru bullied them

he is probably koreaboo

i am pinoy but not one of the two pinoys

皆死ねばいい

Guten tag, japonische untermenschen

are you the pinoy?

can I buy your sister's used underwear and/or marry her?

live.fc2.com/90739045/
ハロウイーン

死にたい、でもいけない。

Will you help me if troubled when I traveled in your country?

>You are just an average japanese NEET beta manlet
>Turn on TV and see videorelated
>Your feelings.
youtube.com/watch?v=RjRVBaHztUQ

おはアイヒマン。

>at work

liveomg.com/?filter=periscope.tv
どこもハロウィンやってませんw

not if you are brad pitt

what's this about?

youtube.com/watch?v=0_-rE5mzQYE

japan HALLOWEN

I get to deliver pizza to drunk college students that offer to suck my dick as payment
sometimes they're even girls

w

my cum

please put more salmon on you sushi :)

Cum on this
youtube.com/watch?v=yx5zamRV3Fg

but I think Algerian in France don't know better about France than to lead tourists favourably .

When a tourist ask me how to get to a famous place I always take my phone and show him the way on google map because I never know the way to get there

he will get robbed walking with his macbook in the open

me = pepe
you = the white dude driving the car

then we don't need your help even in France at all, instead it is far better to just bring along a smart phone.

internet connection is shitfuck expensive for tourist

My boss said I can go now and go to the party because I'm still young and should get a girlfriend
I'm on my way there now. I'm not sure if I should buy condoms

you will get hit
you are too close from the avalanche

send us pics

best thing: I don't have get a costume I just go as pizza delivery guy

do germans like to eat pizza?
kek

Rate my Japanese pronunciation :3
vocaroo.com/i/s0d6MwGSUAtw

You make me think of youtube.com/watch?v=Vdrjq_ald3A for some reason.

こんにちは。

this is weird
i don't really know anyone there
standing outside alone now
I think I should go back home

girl gave me a chocolate bar
she's in love with me

i like those

I hate those

this

this

the fuck is wrong with you?

I hate drunk normies. I've been hiding from my class mates in the toilet
I haven't seen any cute girls here. I'm going home now

post picture of german toilet

it's not a house party
they only have these

do the stall toilets look like that too?

no
do you have a toilet fetish?
i'm going home now

Were you sitting on it?

今日パチスロで大当たりして千ユーロ貰った
やったぜぃ

would you recommend some more enka songs for me lads?

hey a girl just sucked my dick
she was korean
and a professional basketball player

I do not like some details in there
t. specialist

...

Post pictures of the not-so-cute girls.

he already fucked her

youtube.com/watch?v=UFPpYvNoCYM

Dolores

absolutnie obrzydliwe

youtube.com/watch?v=_d1BkUEXblc

youtube.com/watch?v=RcRw8Z-RDIk

beautiful :3
thank you

I hate normies
at least I stole one of their Baumkuchen
fucking richfags buying expensive cakes ahahaha losers
I haven't had this in years

rilaには何の感情もなかったが
Britのしつこさに嫌いになった

どちらかと言えばcontinentalじゃね?

エロい

this is amazing, do young people in japan listen to enka?

Maybe.

今日は
youtube.com/watch?v=uA2Bun4Z8Cs
i dislike you
コンパでお持ち帰り作戦しなきゃ
二番目にかわいい娘を狙おう
「~ちゃんはモテモテだけど
僕は抱くならきみがいい」
これくらい、サラリと言えなきゃ
(注意 女は抱くとすぐ本気になります)
演歌はええんか??

魔女が現れた!!
お菓子を渡さなくちゃ!