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/balt/ for the balts

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Me wearing Jil Sander

3D women are NOT important.

@359
Fuck off pedo

tfw no qt gf is vilniaus

Me wearing Jil Sander with a picture of me wearing Jil Sander

is that the lithuanian president on the left?

yes, that's the joke

hello?

Hi, do I know you?

it's me, artyom

Who else here studying on halloween?

>tfw little kids ringing the doorbell in expectation of candy or whatever
>tfw i never open the door because i alawys forget to buy candy before this shit starts

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Latvia is Australia's greatest ally

this is correct

t. expert on alliances

Do you have a different thing in November like us? Ours is Mardipäev.

Kids shouldn't get anything on Halloween desu

I really want to beat up a trick or treater. Gtfo you fuckn globalist.

best bird
CUTE

:^)

>smug estonian model.jpg

fuck off baguette CUNT

today was the first time kids decided to come over on halloween
on velynes I just open the door and yell at them, threaten to kill them, that way the kids know to never come near my door ever again
today the fucking little shits even put out posters that they were coming over and that we should have candy ready for them
I was in akropolis when they were walking around the building so I couldn't scare them
I wonder if any of my neighbors did it

Mārtiņdiena, yeah. Googling Mardipäev I found that English wiki has a page on ''St. Martin's day''. It's basically the same for us.
I don't think anyone casually celebrates this. If someone (read: budēlis) came to me and asked for candy, I would give them some. I think only folklore groups celebrate this.

>on velynes
on uzgavenes*****
sry I'm drunk xDDD

schools celebrate this as well

tough guy

normshits out for halloween instead of posting in /balt/ fucking scoundrels

spooky post

Scared the shit out of me

To be honest you should consider sleep to be honest

Not judging you though familia

me

>on velynes I just open the door and yell at them, threaten to kill them, t

woah so badass, lashing out against kids

My sleeping pattern has been fucked up for years senpai

and who are you to judge him?

his wife's son

ah i see him

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Men being objectively better looking than women is not a meme. Anyone with a half a brain knows this. My past gf told me this - why are males always so much more beautiful than females, it's not fair. She said it even applies to animals. This is simply an objective assessment of aesthetics, nothing gay here.

oh my fucking god that's cute

That's true. This is also why women have to cover up their vile looks with make-up to look acceptable, while men are beautiful enough as is.

Pretty much.

what's with the
*slurp*
fags ITT

My many gfs have agreed on this when I've told it to them.
Mostly to explain why I ended up sleeping with men instead of them. It wasn't gay either, I'm just not attracted to low self esteem.

You are a homosexual.

Of course everyone would again agree that a penis is more aesthetic than a disgusting, deformed brown roastie.

youtube.com/watch?v=XlywxXjyzYw

You can ask any woman these things. They will turn their eyes towards the floor and admit it's all true. Then they will probably try to give you a blowjob to keep your mouth shut about figuring it all out.

This, too, is a fact.

In the Trolleybus on my way to a normshit party

Looks awful. Party is probably going to suck too. I'm sorry.

Yes. While getting on the bus someone threw an egg at me too. At least it wasn't rotten, but now my pants are dirty.

Guten tag, baltische untermenschen

that was me

Not even giving this joker a (You)

>argentina
>white

Why did you hide in the shadows instead of facing me like a man?

because I'm not a man, i'm xir

back from the grave

Welll fuck you then

What the fuck is a trolleybus

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolleybus

>trolleybus
You don't know? Don't you guys have it?

It's amazing that these things still work after 40 years. True Soviet engineering. Anglos can't compete.

Very interesting. Id imagine that it would be tricky for the driver to stay in the electric track

> after 40 years
People in Lithuania are using 40 years old trolleybus?

No we don't. We use trams, trains and buses.

Lithuania has no trams

>Id imagine that it would be tricky for the driver to stay in the electric track

Not really no, it happens very rarely that pole gets lose from electric wires and it's fixable in a minute or two.

>It's amazing that these things still work after 40 years. True Soviet engineering. Anglos can't compete.

Do you live in Wilno or something? Here all trolleybuses are new ones, old ones are very rare sight.

Of course!

I sure hate niggers

And by old ones I mean these Skoda made by Czechs in the 80's.

>Do you live in Wilno or something
Yes

Wtf are you doing!?

tranny

I don't believe you though. Are you living in a rural area? Do you have subway where you live?

I see. Vilnius also has pretty shit color scheme for buses/trolleybuses etc. Green master race.

>288
Czech them!

>Lithuanian understanding of beauty

Shouldn't you be out tricking gullible young boys into thinking you're a woman on this beautiful halloween night?

I don't know what to say...how did you know the reverse of it?

The whole Lithuanian nation needs to be put into art school.

Bravo Estonia.

Cultural intuition.

Teach me the secret, I promise to keep it a secret.

>implying this trashheap is still around

I think they replaced the whole trolleybus line with normal buses because these trolleybuses simply look so offending.

How long have you been up?

Latvia has no trains.

Come to Riga and ask to meet Eižens in the port.

Imagine if NORMIES started frequenting this thread.

So I fucked this 9/10 Liene chick.

Wilno art

30 minutes maybe

älright

That's a cat.

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Slut

Is it you?