If you could choose to be born in any Nordic country, which one would it be and why Denmark?

If you could choose to be born in any Nordic country, which one would it be and why Denmark?

It would actually be Denmark for me tbqh. Denmark has always fascinated me more than the other Scandi nations.

I'd want to be born in Finland for their natural ability to create memes.
I also want a sauna

I don't know, if Iwas forced to choose I think I like Iceland or Narway better but Denmark does beat Sweden and Finland

Norway, Niceland, Estonia.

In that order.

You don't have saunas in norgay? Wut? My life has been but a lie...

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Easily Funland

>superior Mongol genes
>qts
>muh guns
>memes
>language
>mämmi
>sauna
>isn't Sweden

I would probably choose Norway if I could repick, but of course I would choose to never be born at all if that was an option

you'd have to learn swedish though

>denmark
>all disgusting flat land
nah i love the hills n lakes n shiet here

SWEDEN #1

BADSTU

Mostly in northern areas, but they're basically samii/mongol anyways.

you don't have to actually learn it desu

Any one of them but Sweden, but if I did get Sweden then somewhere rural

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i'd choose iceland

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THUNGR KNIVUR

in order:

Iceland for isolation
Finland for memes
Norway for flags
Estonia for ruskies
Denmark for kierkegaard


POWER GAP


Swedenistan for cuckery

ÞESSI HNÍFR Á AÐ VERA ÞUNGR

I actually really like the movies (at least parts 1 & 3) but it's really fucking hard finding part 2, let alone with english subtitles.

I choose pic related.

good choice brother
t. muh norwegian hurritage

I agree

Danes seem the least cucked. I think I'd consider it.

good proximity to the rest of Europe too

>Noregur
Ógeðslegt

please tell me where to find the trilogy with subtitles

það var annaðhvort Noregur eða Færeyjar.

Denmark or Finland, they seem the comfiest.

Norway and Sweden are too cucked and Hipster

Denmark tbq