/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

Halloween edition

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BOOOOOOOOOOOO

mind if I save this pepe?

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No, you don't

Hail Satan

Madam President....

Also are your friends checking into Standing Rock North Dakota?

Look at him and laugh.

The spookiest of 'em all...not for the faint hearted

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Who finna get lit this halloween?

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>it was created 2 minutes before op

I'm gonna mind for him.

Don't save it, cunt.

uh huh ! one of my best friends is mexican. you guys are nice people.

I hope everyone enjoys Halloween tonight.

Nor this.

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>13:19:22
>13:20:21

hmmmmmm

>Trump eating poo
>Not realizing he has poo praying for him

Pleb

>Alberta

When I die just let my body lie in peace
Beneath the earth and sky of Antioch on East Eighteenth
In case my soul is condemned to forever wander these streets
I can still watch over my homiez when I'm gone and deceased

Very spooked today

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>tfw alone for halloween
feels bad lads

didnt mean to bully
I meant Quebec

I wake up every mornin', hit my fifth and hope I live
Just another day to see what tomorrow's got to give
I'm addicted to the liquor
And at days I peel the sticker off another 40 ounce
And wonder, "How did my life get here?"

Just think, based on current projections you have about 60 more of these to go.

I'VE BECOME SO NUUUMB

AND I AM UNABLE TO CUUUM

Then why did you say Alberta? jeez

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEERE

for free guaranteed (you)s

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BECOME SO TIRED

SHOUT

SHOUT

I'm at McDonald's and they've replaced cashiers with robots now

Looks like they fired all the immigrants and there's just a few cute white girls working now

SO MUCH MORE AWAAARE

Tip is a funny word. can mean a lot of things

>Feeling lonely
>Want to lose virginity
>Girls on /soc/ all say they want a guy at least 6'2
>tfw 5'6

Should I an hero?

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order me a mcdouble and an order of poutine please

Post your costumes /cum/

>going on /soc/
>going to /soc/ to get a date

I don't think McDonald's does poutine anymore

yes

t. 6'3 virgin

The Mcdonald's near my house has a flip qt, she's only there because she fucks the greasy white manager. kek.

Filipino """""culture"""""

WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN

yeah they do m8
at least they did not too long ago

also heres a kung fu movie about a man with no arms and man with no legs fighting a hunchback

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no, become the cute girl and offer your boipucci to real men

>5'6

Are you 13 or just Asian?

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forgot link

be urself
t. 6'5 non-virgin

I'm 19 and white.

I just got inferior beta genes.

Need to breed a Chicana buds.

went to dmv and forgot my second proof of residence! i'm never gonna get the legal weed, lads.

>tfw this was my first and only reminder it's halloween

you must be really fucking ugly or super fucking autistic. I'm 6'3 too and I have pretty bad social anxiety but even I've fucked a few girls. what's the issue bud?

my state might legalize it come the 8th

I went to vote today lads. I felt so fucking token. Just looking around I could tell that I was the only person around under 25 and maybe one of three or four under 40

>white
>5'6

So what are you really?

Would you have sex with a pumpkin?

i'm in california we probably will but i wanted the MMJ since it'll be at least 6 months before rec stores open. but you can't get that medical without a cali id.

>you will never trick or treat at the white house

feels bad

Kinda slimy and feels strange sticking my hands in them when carving. After it's been warmed up by a candle, maybe.

I haven't gone out and socialized in over 1.5 years

came very close a few times back when I did though

Black people never give out shit, whitey's paying for it.

I'm a Yoc-influenced Soldier

Don't make me tap it again

I'm levelin' with all my homeboys up in drug induced trances

mmj is cheaper than recreational, at least it is in colorado

went to vote yesterday and some stupid trumpslut got turned away because she was an inactive voter

/ourgal/ has this election in a bag

>page 4

People have lives in North America it seems.

fucking normies

i refuse to believe it.

>He puts mustard on hotdogs

I'm still here though.

the only thing that should go on a hotdog is ketchup, relish, saurkrat, any combination of the 3, or chili cheese

true facts

>tfw even Sup Forums is too busy for you

>yfw you realize you are entering the future in every moment
>you are also exiting the past

I like that gif

Jewesses are god's gift to man

>there are nerds who aren't binge watching old treehouse of horror episodes right now

every time I start binge watching classic simpsons, I get burnt out after 6 or 7 episodes

3 hours is a lot of tv, man. i think most normal ppl woul get burnt out over that.

Bought a bag of butterfingers and kit kats, I'm in for a good night

What do you guys think a 25 pound box of random legos are worth?

i live in an apartment complex, everyone has kids. they all know my car and will know i'm home and i have no candy. gonna be a long night.

bout tree fiddy

maybe 10/15 bucks

I haven't trick or treated in 10 years

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Why not

I need advice my /cum/patriots. I'm trying to date this girl from Mexico and she says she really likes me, but she doesn't know if she wants to date because when she heads back to Mexico she doesn't want it to "get ruined" because of the long distance. I still want to go through with it because I like her a lot though.

Basically, does anyone have any experience with long distance relationships?

I found this Brit in the Lego box

Would you /cum/?