Be Polish

>be Polish
>drink with bydlos in front of the local shop "brzcj zbzczcz jrjspiersz o kurwa! HAHAHAHA!"
>sleep on the street

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>be polish
>speak polish
>get killed

lol o kurwa czczczc!

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:3

wtf!!!

>tfw when I visited poland I mostly hanged around with bydlos and I actually felt happy

i hate polish now!

bydlos are always fun to hang with desu

うるさいクソ日本人

o kurwa forgive me :o

They were so carefree and it was so different than everything else, we often spent time just getting drunk and doing dumbshit, I'm usually a really tense and boring person, but it was so different around them. I also got called a good niemick or something. Man, I need to go back tbqh. I never experienced something better in my life.

how did you communicate with them?in english?

They knew a bit of german, but mostly english, they also tried to teach me polish, I can understand much stuff but still have tons of problems forming coherent sentences.

zitto animale

>meet with friends from university
>spend entire evening talking about boring shit in some hipster multitap bar

>meet with old mates from home village
>end up doing bare chested wrestling contest at 3am in the middle of the forest at -10°C after unhealthy amounts of vodka

>>end up doing bare chested wrestling contest at 3am in the middle of the forest at -10°C after unhealthy amounts of vodka

I unironically want to do that kind of thing with friends.
>tfw underage living in an urbanized af area

>be pooish
>become guest worker in sweden
>try to apply for citizenship to escape eastern european poverty
>get rejected and sent home
>"SWEDEN IS SO KEKED THEY ONLY LET RAPEFUGEES IN REEE"

MODS

Dont dog your m8s pooland, besides drinking age in Japan is something like 20

>we got really drunk
>friend's car dies
>start to carry it for like 20km to his brothers place
>I'm the Führer and we drew a hitler stache on my face
>scream german stuff all the time
>another guy sits on top of the car and act's like it's a tank
Here I would be put into jail just for the Hitler thing.

>Dont dog your m8s
>m8s
it's a polish proxy faglord, i hope he dies in fire

Did you manage to get all the way to the other side in 3 weeks?

that sounds exactly like i'd imagine german guy visiting polish friends

>underage
>no fucked-up English
>af
t. Steve "Kawaii" Jackson

>tfw the 100th best at English among 200,000 high school students.
feels good man

Sounds really fun tbqh famaladingdong

>underage
>decent english
>posts polish threads
>posts polish memes
i wonder who could be behind those posts

just a nip
the nips generally like Poland
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co ty kurwa pierdolisz

post slanted eyes/passport

faggots only let in minorities