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Mophie edition

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korean pop

Car Wanker sub-edition

oh fuck lads ive just been shot

Worried my hairline might be receding lads, does anyone have experience with rogaine or similar products?

>tfw

honestly think my favourite thing about girls is that they always smell nice

new Charli just dropped lads
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basically off topic the entire time, with vague sport discussion here and there, CONSTANT banter going on between yanks and europeans, CONSTANT tfw no gf threads etc, it was basically like all one big /brit/ thread with a vague undertone of sports, then the janny came in one day and fucked it all up, now its basically just generals for specific sports and you get banned for going off topic

no they bloody dont

>Margaret Constance

Are prices that bad here? I can get a return to Manchester from London for about 30 quid if i book in advance

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Always preferred their lack of foresight

>Friend is a SPAD for the Gov earning 70-100k
>We graduated at the same time
>I'm just working in an office

I fucking hate life. I can't keep up with the rat race.

honestly think my favourite thing about aj tracey is that he always smells nice

same here, work out and become muscular, then shave head

seen this

why is it in 4:3?

DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

In the bollocks?

i really like their cute little bumholes and fannies

>automatic: no
wtf i love maisie now

>tfw Maisie passed her test before me

got called a yank in /brit/ lads

they told me to FOY

No thanks lad, that's a meme, you just look like an angry buff guy

aesthetic? it's fucking stupid though

just got called a pintle in lidl

W E W
O
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nobody drives automatics here

move out of the way, proles, your intellectual superior has arriv- whooaaaa!!!
*slips on a banana peel and slides out the door and onto the street where I get hit by an oncoming car and am totally mangled*

Do you have anything you'd like to talk about lads?

eh?

I'm 21 and still don't even have my provisional

Money isn't even an issue

I need to get off my arse and renew my passport as I don't even have any ID lel

>*makes friends after uni*
lol
>*doesnt move away from childhood friends*
haha
>*has time to meet friends any day of the week*
weeee
>*has energy at the end of the day*
aaaahhhh

cannot WAIT to be 30 lads, gonna take the world on

Who /walk/ here?

You'll see me at the side of the road when you go past in your car just taking it easy and loving the nature.

>I'm 21 and still don't even have my provisional

How do you get into nightclubs?

>you will never finger a girls bumhole

just don't be skinny

Only mongs would take an automatic test here

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password is runts

can someone photoshop amir hussain (poleaboo (ribena) )'s hair onto this picture

Literally what a fucking waster.

>Not getting a part time job during your A-levels and passing your driving test then so it's done for life.

Literally why?

>password on words that follow

pointless

it's nothing impressive

Mentioned

>tfw want to stop the sesh because its degenerate but then i will have no friends

Used to walk 40 mins to my college, and now 30 mins to my uni. Actually pretty good for my health. That and i'm too poor for the bus/car.

I unironically fingered a girl on saturday night

bit quiet

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haven't even done my a-levels mate

I've been a depressed NEET for like 4 years lmao

>Chippenham

More like Shittenham

>SPAD
>70-100K
I don't think so mate, he's telling you lies

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The absolute runts. In this thread who didn't pass when 17

>tfw ex is out for Halloween and you're not

Don't even like fucking Halloween or her but still a little bit upset for some reason desu

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The cruel cunts. Ignore them, nobody is a yank, nobody is that bad.

you're a virgin thts on here crying every weekend night

no one believes you

>dude, weed, lmao!

binned.

based on personal experience the only people who do this on the train/bus are poo in loos

Doxxable info

>tfw you will miss the darker theme tomorrow

Might have to invest in the Tomorrow Theme gimmick

Swindon

thanks lad

i do my best you know

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But why though?

You can be depressed or even suicidal, still doesn't mean you can't get in a car for two hours a week and learn to drive.

Tomorrow theme is unironically the best gimmick

love being fit and tall

I take this back. Had no idea SPADs were paid that much. Absolutely mad.

We know her National Insurance (aka. social security) number, her address and her email

What more can you take from her?

Why do girls find tall men attractive?

ahh yes hmmm

feel like I read this over a week ago

had a wank

deja (You)

They like to feel small and submissive with a man who can protect them

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Stop posting this you reject

Fucking grim

bran looks like a bent John Oliver

just marathoned this thread

what am I in for?

did I like it?

How do your hands compare to Trumps baby hands?

6'2" doesn't' feel particularly tall

obviously she's a womanlet, but still.

t. 6'2" guy

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Off to the Tosche Station, want anything, nerf herders?

LADS

i need you to post the twitter of that communist jewish bird that always got posted here


ty in advance (ill give you a (You) if you post her anyway though)

White trash gonna trash

Most don't care, you'll mostly just see the Made-in-Essex types harp on about height. The majority just don't want you to be smaller than them.

Nobody fucking cares

>White trash

Fuck off yank

Christ, Maisie is literally the definition of a runt but I'd shag her

I'm only 6 foot and I'm usually taller than most of the men in clubs/pubs I go to

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I feel like I've read this before

reposting this even once is ultimate runt tier behaviour

made you a Halloween present lads

Confirmed paki manlet

Fuck off babby hands

are you that lad who posted pictures of yourself smoking joints while watching the Euros?

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Is this her lad?
Be careful now haha

Have you ever seen a skellington