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cara

Class 121
The state of Wales

bag on an outfit casual

yanks out

penisland.com

How do I turn this theme off?

Doing the nut in

you mock others whilst constantly posting pictures of trains like an autistic child?

Pics

Class 139
The state of the Midlands

yes

Want to brutally batter some chicken breats with breadcrumbs

Don't post in the yanks /cum/ thread.

Don't start those games or we'll be infested with the cunts before long.

is that drifting

Need to know too. I changed themes so long ago i don't remember how i did it

>bet this gets dropped in all the runty uni clubs tonight as the DJ's nod that he can sometimes play real music

youtube.com/watch?v=svJvT6ruolA

Need a cozy Halloween film.

what's a /cum/ thread

500 Days of Summer

Bought a 20 pack of cigs for the first time in a while, £9

swear it was about £6.50 last time

As if people spend £9+ EVERY DAY on cigs jeez

skeleton is behind the reply box

The Yanks in /brit/ are alright but I cannot bloody stand the rest

SAW

want to brutally batter my ballsack with a battleaxe

We should be encouraging people to smoke and eat

telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9359212/Obese-and-smokers-less-of-a-burden-on-the-NHS-than-the-healthy-who-live-longer-report.html

Good news Caralad. Cara's sworn off women. You've back in with a shout.

FOY

think Hocus Pocus is on Prime, might do a watch

it's been delivered

look at that fucking wheelbase

Thanks m8 :3

DEJA VU

>a shout
heh

turns out the jews did it

140kg lad here.

Wanna know how thicc my wrists are?

except this bloke

Class 314
The state of Scotland

Business idea:live long and healthily and off myself at 70 to prevent burden on the then non existent NHS

Die

how big is your deek?

phwoar

are you the guy with the huge fat hand

not really

...

you can get a rough guess by looking since high bodyfat vs low bodyfat will be obvious as will your muscle development especially as your bodyfat goes down.

I can see my abs easily without flexing.

as the other user said calipers are really accurate, my gym has some plus expensive scales so I use those every so often
completely wrong, bodyfat is everything, much more important than weight.

men should optimally be around the 12% range or lower to like 6% if you're constantly athletic.

under 5% you can start having health issues

you could weigh less but have high bodyfat and look like a skinnyfat trainwereck like pic related

>John McCains election promise was to get unemployment to 6%
>Its been under 5% for the last year

Sup Forums btfo

I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW
I'M ROB BASE AND I CAME TO GET DOWN

I think Mexicans are the worst posters because they're nearly always proper weird and just post daft unfunny memes, don't know what it is about them frankly

>tobacco duty revenue: £13 billion/year
>cost of smokers to NHS: around £3 billion/year

if anything smokers should get preferential treatment on the NHS since they pay a disproportiante amount of tax

you literally weigh more than twice of what i do. and you're probably shorter. wew

Just rude that, mate

From a few months back?

yoga won't do jack shit for that but flexibility and stretching your muscles is always good to prevent injury and help with lifts.

got called a cuckold on live television

yes

that argument is becoming more and more redundant with time. the better we get at treating illness associated with obesity and smoking, the more they will cost when they live longer. most recent averages here yielded just under a 10 year difference in average age of non smoker and smoker which has changed from 13 or so iirc 20 years ago

i smoke benson, 11.40 a go, some about 10/15 a day

A yank tells you and the lads to get in line
What's your response?

i guess yea

Went the whole of October without watching anything spooky. Worried I'm growing up lads.

fatties cost way more and yet they get special treatment

All awful but our Mexican is particularly dire

What's mine?

I think about 11%

Sorry mate you're probably alri but I hate seeing fat people eating

Eating noises on their own are enough to get my blood proper boiling

Depends on the situation, is he telling me to start queuing or to start behaving?

preferential treatment should be reserved for whites

Trump must win. No other candidate will step up for the importance of ethics in video game journalism.

virgin

idk exact but probably low and around the 10% range

Well I'm 6'5", if you're taller than that and weigh less than 70kg, you're fucking ill.

a bit gay that

there's only one resident mexican

trump would win if he just promised gfs for everybody desu

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HAHAHAHAHHAHA SPOOPY SCAWWWWYWY SKELETONSSSSSSSS

WOOOOOO SPOOOOPPPPYYYY POOOOPPPPYYY SKELETONS


SCARY WARY SKELETONS HAHAHAHAH XDDDDDD

you're too tall

Alri, fair enough then

already preparing for our first date how do i look

Telling you to queue and he's being awfully rude about it

kek

face is a bit messy

that's what corbyn is promising and theresa may is doing better than blair at his peak

I should lose weight but I have no money or time for Gym.

such is life.

This, hearing people eat sometimes makes me incredibly angry. It's bizarre

going to finish my pack of smokes tonight lads

Runt tier neck on this lad

>300lb
christ alive bud
have you ever considered eating less?

uhm racist

Hahahaha, yeah right

that's what I thought

can someone PLEASE tell me how to disable the halloween theme

whoever calls me a bellend will get gutted mark my words

Wish I was a normie with normie confidence and social skills

doing better in what way?

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>Still hasn't worked on his chest
Fuck sake lad. I'm so embarrassed for you.

>Le dude bro roids LMAO

bellend

>Hahahaha, yeah right
you actually are lmao

alri Mark ya knobhead

bellend

Excuses, excuses.

If you REALLY wanted to lose weight you'd start running or just getting out and being active. Doesn't cost anything.

And how can you afford food to be fat but can't afford 25 quid a month for a gym membership

I was in that thread. It was fucking hysterical.

ah yes all we have in is soup