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rate the accent lads
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, i remember when /cum/ was filled of /s/ degenerates
imagine not using Sup Forums x + ublock and actually seeing ads on the internet
Using the so-called "doggo" as a pillow
>tfw no us citizenship
Reminder Aisha voted for Remain, Sara voted for Leave, and Rosy didn't vote.
only 4% of australia's land mass is habitable
based sara
I was drunk and feeling honest.
Imagine this
>talk to a girl in the smoking area
>shes kind of cute
>first thing she says is "I have no friends, never had a boyfriend and I don't know how to talk to people"
>she laughs when you agree and call everyone else normies
>talk to her for hours about being abnormie and watching sad foreign films
And then you cock it up but saying you voted Brexit because you wanted people to suffer.
Contemplating suicide now.
need a gf to snuggle close and use my arm as a pillow lads
quality
are these your anime waifus, loner?
liking this imagine gimmick
Alri lads lemme tell ye's the craic
Went from work to my best muckers house, nothin too mad, nice and relaxed. Some lass came onto me but i shot her down
Anyway, taxis were rammed so i insisted on walking home
Got about 3/4 of the way there and stopped off to buy some sausages, left the shop and found a scooter left round the corner, took that cause it looked like great craic. Scooted past this lad about 2 mins ahead of me, i could see he regretted not taking it himself. Got home quickly, did some jumps, fell on the main road but no cars there to run me down.
Now im sitting making sausages with a free scooter
Ahh yes medieval British """handwriting"""
Good post
japanese pop
imagine making post number 7623
christ
just went to buy a sausage role
saw a cute girl at the bus stop
did a geez at her arse
big brown stain on her trackies right between her cheeks
beyond grim
Wew lad
Once in a lifetime right there
need a phd bf
only 60% of america is white
do one before I knock you the fuck out, runt
imagine no religion
Howling for you
i've got a phd right here *pats crotch*
Been doing a real life gimmick for a while, tell me what you think
Tell/Ask someone a question they don't know
When they don't know, I say "you haven't heard?"
and then i treat them like an idiot for not knowing haha its good
>i could pretend to be a normie when need be
>pretend
yeh exactly. you havent given yourself autism. you're just realising you're different socially and now you're stressing over it making it worse
FOY
reminder you can go on holiday to literally anywhere if you're not a fussy eater, bring a decent bit of money and keep your wits about you
going to North Korea for two weeks next year
Phuck Huge Dick
you rethink things you've done in the past, or about things in general. its hard to summaries since your mind really does "open" at best I can give examples of things that happened to me. like thinking about how I have a really good dad or looking at the moon and imagining walking across the sea of tranquility icy and unable to breathe but still feeling calm and comfortable.
Most times, at first i get slight sensory changes (mostly in body sensations and vision), then a huge rush of thoughts that makes me think about things to calm down because of feeling worried of thinking too much too fast at the same time could be a problem. After this everything starts going into circular shapes in vision and sometimes even colorful fractals of various kids appear. I'm going between laying in bed, then feeling being sucked in by it, walking around, listening music, feeling how mind goes free, apart, thought of different sections of mind being apart yet still connected and working. A feeling that mind became free like water, being freed from a cage, or like a mechanical machine that begins to work smoothly after putting in some oil (as metaphors.)
afterwards a strong sense of peace where I can reflect on things easy
also this
there is no chance you will ever get an opportunity like this again
holy shit lad
you know what to do
pretty huge dick
close but no cigar x
How to lose friends and alienate people
I want a Latina gf lads
How do I get one?
fuck you're right
bullshit
female abnormies don't exist
it'd be like sodomia
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgrimage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
You deserve to be alone you absolute state
roaring at your life
Shan't be reading a word of this
el gordito
Seems like brits use psychedelics more than yanks
VERY excited to study abroad now
you should its funny
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doing a think
I was just as surprised desu
Spent half the night telling her how amazing she was, might have also been a factor in her getting weirded out.
should be going on a date with the chubby gyal tomorrow
>
never done DMT then
>Spent half the night telling her how amazing she was
the state of you
How can I get a Mexican gf if I'm hairy?
literally wet myself errytime
GOAT /brit/ pasta
whoever originally wrote it should hook up with charlie cucker and write the next series of black mirror
>Spent half the night telling her how amazing she was
Done cleaning my filthy room
see you soon la
Love this copypasta, read it every time
just be urself ;)))
just done a poo out me bum
pooey pooey poo poo smelly smelly poo poo
just remembered about 10 years back when i was volunteering for my local ambulance dept. and we got a call to an older guy who was literally frozen to the sidewalk haha
it was about -16 outside and he fell and broke his hip so he couldn't get up. he was laying there for four hours before someone noticed him. he almost dead by the time we got there. we had to use hot water and a fucking spatula to get him off the sidewalk haha the screams of pain are something i'll never forget haha i deeply regret volunteering it really fucked me up haha that's not even the worst thing i experienced
haha mental
Haha
i still think joy division > bauhaus
someone should animate this
looking at you, thailad
Please give real advice
I was absolutely fucked, had 3 litres of cider at predrinks and 9 shots at the club.
And she was amazing tb h. Guarantee every lad here would have thought it.
Kys
where is she??
I still think my fist > the structural integrity of your skull
About to test out my theory right now
doesn't fix your filthy life
would quite like to do a shag with a girl
ah yes I think I'd enjoy that very much in fact
that's a real advice, it always work
urm.. no x
Got called a leftie cuck on Sup Forums lads
Not telling m8
She doesn't even have facebook, that's how abnormie. Bet it was cos she doesn't have enough friends.
it's thailad
joy division only gets shit on because teenage girls like to wear the unknown pleasures t-shirt
closer is fucking amazing and you should listen to it
I DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU
have you guys ever known any proper sociopaths in your life?
anyone else genuinely scared of these skeletons? Literally pulled up my blankets almost over my head because they are freaking me the fuck out
probably
Hi
always have a chuckle when someone replies to your posts with "leaf"
*vaporises your skull in a single hit*
Pffftt.........
>3 litres of cider at predrinks and 9 shots at the club
Wouldn't be conscious after this myself, no wonder you fucked it up
having a coke
what does milktoast mean?
myself desu
Unironically me
Lol id fucking deck you and leave you for the dogs kid
>measuring cider in litres
Wanna know how I know you're a runt?
Hey, hey...shut up
I unironically do not consume alcohol
hey leaf him alone
it's spelled milquetoast you fucking idiot
yeah
*bends you to my will*