Have a wet dream

>have a wet dream
>right as I'm about to fuck two insanely hot girls the dream ends

WHY? WHAT IS THE SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR IT? WHY IS MY BRAIN KEKING ME?


Does this happen to any of you aswell or is this just a lithuanian thing?

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is this why lithuanians are so suicidal?

one of the girls I was about to fugg

Getting excited wakes you up.

>a wicked force like to see shituanians suffer


I thank the stars for this dimension you are trapped in


remember


u r here forever

I had a dream last night where I was banging a chubby girl in a dress and I woke up when I used a grappling hook to flee.

Happened to me when I was a virgin 7 years ago. Your brain just can't show you anything that you don't know nothing about. These days I get to fuck every woman in my sleep till the end :^)

>he can't even last in his dreams

You can't be alpha in your dreams if you aren't alpha irl

>These days I get to fuck every man in my sleep till the end :^)

is this why yous made homosexuality legal?

I know this feel

>every man
Fuck, Just woke up... every ""woman"""... :^(

Yeah this happened to me all the time when I was 19

>Your brain just can't show you anything that you don't know nothing about.

Explain why I have dreams of me shitting in a toilet then

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Yes.
You wake yourself because of the adrenaline you get from the excitement.

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wouldnt that be a nightmare in your case?

Those aren't dream, they're hallucinations being cast on you by a toilet witch. She's trying to lure her next victim.

do you ever dream in English lads?

Every single night, side effect of being born in a country that speaks the master language.

>have a wet dream
>fuck two insanely hot girls
>cum in my boxers
>i actually didn't fuck two insanely hot girls

h-heh, i guess the joke was on me

I'm banned from there for making fun of brainlets

> loved and wanted with a girlfriend i would die for
> ...wake up

The real tragedy is waking up and having to face reality again.
Why can't I just die in my sleep

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Pretty often

I fuck in real life and i fuck in my dreams. The only difference is that i can not cum in dream.
That is also disturbing.