ITT:We talk in strange English which apparently looks Dutch

Ich liken Polaand.
haaven aa goed dag!

hi stefanie

hallo mein freend von duitchlaand!

Wat

Dit gaat helemaal nergens over.

hie aked ou fos gemen oish garl pus tasen?

>A fucking tube of Toothpaste

Ich bin nedertad wuss kanker homo

Alleemaal kanker

WIJ

Awwww shit, OP-nigga, he just told you to get got in gangsta Dutch. You in for it now, biatch!

FUCK OFF CHINK, YOU ARE SICK IN HEAD

Waaj ju haten mein? ju ist aan freend von Japaan.

Goed thraed, OP.

I leek deet traad

Taank Jagoneese user
Ik lik u noaaow

Lijkt meer op Zuid-Afrikaans dan Nederlands

er sprochen dootch
kanker kanker

why didn't the Dutch just steal French script like the English

your languages are closely related (well, Dutch isn't as cucked as English), but Dutch script looks fucking absurd

hallo
I aem spaeken de Nederlanderz

Watz de pointen du dis thraed?

I wonder, is Dutch more closely related to English, or German?

English and Low German

Low German's closer to Dutch than to literary High German for some autistic reason