Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33 Nights since last BNM: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Boys Don’t Cry Coming This Week -+@ gets robbed again -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, talent, descendents, AJJ, Frank Ocean, fantasia, jake owen, and the chris robinson brotherhood! -/p4k/ forever
My bet is that someone involved with the label leaked the info to NYT even though the release date was supposed to be a surprise, so now Frank Ocean will push it back again and we won't get the album this friday
Josiah Torres
I hope I'm wrong though
Christian Reed
Except she still has a suit in New York
Landon Cooper
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
Jose Sullivan
twice!
Ryder Ramirez
What's everybody listening to?
Joseph Sullivan
I thought about this... I hope not too! Or, best case scenario, he decides to release it a day or two earlier since the info leaked.
Luke Perry
Three times if you count end of year lists snub
John Brown
being Patrick is suffering.
Brayden Russell
daily reminder patrick stickles is a trust fund baby with a made-up eating disorder and shitty songs.
Ethan Phillips
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Nao 7.9 by Jazz Monroe Steve Aoki 2.5 by Stacey Anderson Shy Layers 8.2 by Philip Sherburne Owen 7.2 by Ian Cohen
Brandon Anderson
A O K I B T F O O K I B T F O
Ryan Murphy
KEK E K
Carson Peterson
Aoki BTFO but still makes more money than all of Pitchfork in a year which makes me sad. :(
Ethan Diaz
STEVE AOKI BTFO
Oh man, it's been a few years since I've participated in a p4k thread. Feels good to be back, man.
Did we ever figure out who Ryan Dombal is?
Liam Bailey
AOKI DEVASTATED
Ian Wood
...
Tyler Hughes
This is the second album to get a 2.5 this year, now Aoki and pic related are tied for WAOTY
