ITT: favorite rym reviews

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yo

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I was just looking at the review before lol

there's that one bitch that is offended by Pinkerton

somebody just hates hard rock desu

some points... main thing being how come stooges still sounds edgy? like how is that possible? I know this is written by a stupid person but most of those bands he listed really did become trite but most stooges riffs are still golden. wtf.

which one? theres a few

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I feel like that album is off putting to a lot of women though. It just reminds us of creepy guys we try our hardest to avoid.

Go fuck yourself
Sup Forums is the last bastion of masculinity on the Internet
If you're a woman you just don't belong here. Stop invading our spaces. No one wants you

Leave.
Now.

??? Men are everywhere on the internet? This isn't your safe space lol. I didn't even say the album was bad, just that I can understand how women wouldn't like it. Do you like albums with explicit feminist themes? I'm guessing probably not?

>Sup Forums is the last bastion of masculinity on the Internet
Yes, a bunch of mollycoddled NEETs posting anonymously on an anime image board/echo chamber--surely the last bastion of virility.

Because the women have invaded everywhere else
Just fuck off and die you worthless shit

So women invaded and you can't deal with them? That doesn't sound very manly to me.

they haven't invaded your parent's basement

>Do you like albums with explicit feminist themes? I'm guessing probably not?
well I do becuz im a nu-male.

b8: the thread

Oh fuck off
I just don't want women here. There are other websites for you. Everything about this place is, or should be, geared towards men.
And oh how I love the feminist bitches can choose selectively which gender stereotypes to use

if you support this lazy bullshit you are the cancer

that's what /r9k/ is for

>There are other websites for you.
ARARARARA, but I'm a boy...
doushio...

>Everything about this place is, or should be, geared towards men.
You can start by quiting your bitching.

Lol
You sound like a shitty person

that's true, the nu-male is the natural ally of the feminist

Agreed. Neither of those reviews are funny to begin with.

from what I've heard it's supposed to be sort of purging the attitudes that rivers had as he grew up
kind of like "catcher in the rye", the whole self-aware, getting out of it, thing that often gets mixed up for encouraging unhealthy attitude

men on the internet doesn't have to be a middle school locker room
and there's plenty of places you can go
if nothing else,

Yeah, I didn't even say it was bad. I know lots of women who don't like catcher in the rye, either

Every board should be like /r9k/
Women on Sup Forums: scene 1
>Man: I don't like thing
>Woman: im offended you should like thing or else sexism
>Man: Go fuck yourself
>Woman: I BET UR A SHITTY PERSON IN REAL LIKE LOL WOMEN WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE GLEANED YOUR PERSONALITY FROM A SHITPOST ON AN ANONYMOUS MUSIC BOARD
>Men: Man once again it is proved that bitches ain't shit
>fine

holy fucking shit dude

"Stop invading our spaces."
Sup Forums isn't a tumblr for men. don't expect a safe space away from differing opinions, pussy.

>Every board should be like /r9k/

Why does every fucking thread on this fucking website have to end with an fucking autistic spergout?

also, dubz

>women think "pussy" is a good insult to men
I'm comfortable with my masculinity bitch

The scene's more like
>Man: URGH, I FUCKING HATE WOMEN, WHY CAN'T THEY SHUT UP ABOUT THINGS THAT MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE, THEY SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>Other man: Wow dude, women are entitled to express their opinions, and you don't have to agree with them.
>Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP NU-MALE FEMINAZI CUNT BITCH FAGGOT BITCH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH

reroll

The next anti-male meme again
>I say something pro-men and defend my gender
>"DUUH HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE"

the salt is real.

Feminazi detected
Go back to /r/Sup Forums so you can only see the le funniest posts and not have to deal with those pesky men

You're assuming everyone dissagreeing with you is a woman (kind of exposing your sexism, t b h) I'm pretty sure I'm the only woman in this thread, and I haven't said much.

reroll again

goddamn this is a spicy thread

Keep goin at it fellas.

Nice argument there cunt
Well then you're a stupid bitch

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>hmm, I don't like this guys opinion.
>oh I know! I'll say he's from reddit! That means I'm right!

I've been on Sup Forums for 11 years and Something Awful/YTMND before that. Go choke on a bag of rotten dicks.

That's literally all I've said, and the nu male/feminist thing was a joke. Why are you so angry?

No argument needed, it's just plain fact that you're a sad, silly, salty person.

Nice argument there buddy
You know this means I'm right and you're wrong
>BREIEVE ME GUISE IM AN OLDFAG NO REDDIT HURR

Basically no name brand soda crackers

Jesus Christ this thread is hilarious

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>I disagree with you so u must be a SAD PERSON!
The horror!
Nah I'm actually very very happy with my life
Plus you're not arguing with me because you can't prove me wrong

And all I had to do was say I understand how other women feel lol

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Dude weed
Tits

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ITT: wtf is itt?

>retard animefag
Just die

And no, you will not get any pussy by defending women on the internet

>not going for dubs
>gets dubs

>You know this means I'm right and you're wrong
Actually we're just finding fun ways to get you sperg out. It's working.

>BREIEVE ME GUISE IM AN OLDFAG NO REDDIT HURR
Okay but I've still been here for 11 years.

>BREIEVE ME GUISE IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW TRYING TO DEFEND MY OUTMODED OPINIONS WHERE NO ONE IRL CAN JUDGE ME
Happy or not, you're still a sad person.

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also roll for dubz

ikr?
Next up this sad excuse of a sperg will need a TW: women

Yeah OK buddy
I believe ya
11 years of course from the beginning so that makes you less of a nu male because you lie about being old or something

We all know you're from reddit. Just go back. It's fine.
>implying I'm a sperg
So easy

rolling for dubs

what's wrong with you lmao

>And no, you will not get any pussy by defending women on the internet
what r u talking about btw? I've just been memeing it up. Here are all my posts itt:

also feminism is awesome

Well then I suppose that I'm right
You know someone is at a loss for words in front of my superior intellect and logic when they're replying with shitty memes

>feminism is awesome

Are you trying to give user a stroke?

someone post the out to lunch review

SOMEONE POST
THE
OUT TO LUNCH
REVIEW

right about what exactly

>11 years of course from the beginning
Sup Forums was founded in 2003. gg easy.

>so that makes you less of a nu male because you lie about being old or something
Actually, the point of me mentioning that was the remark that I came here from reddit, which isn't true.

>implying I'm a sperg
Well, you are sperging out.

Yoooo buddy
Buddy
I need you to do something for me
I need you to take a gun
Yeah that one's fine
Point it at your head
Yeah that's right
And shoot
Great
Good job son

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Prove it
Prove that you're so much of le oldfag
Because everything pints to reddit right now
Everything. The universe

Someone needs to make a Ted Cruz edit.

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I thought I was clicking on a thread for funny RYM reviews.

hfsd

TW: WOMEN, WOMANHOOD, FEMALE INSPIRED SUBJECTS

hey you know girls smell nice some times

TW END
Back to business
BEEEEEEER. CARS. PENISES. BACON. AND LE GOOD OLDE ROCK AND RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR XDDDDD

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I mean, it's still a funny thread

Nice satire
Yup if you aren't a beta nu male Chuck subservient to the desires and needs of females you're a retard macho meathead
Makes real sense
Personally? I rebel against all the norms. Fuck women. Fuck men. Fuck everything. I'm my own man

And that's true masculinity. Now get out

While I don't have anything stretching back to '05, I should have a backup of a thread from around 2010 or 2011 where me and my friends made a dubs thread on Sup Forums the day Whitney Houston died. Basically I posted Bateman's scene in American psycho where he said The Greatest Love of All was his favorite song of all time. The post got dubs, and the thread cascaded into a dubs storm. I got banned, and strangely right before Moot replaced the last three digits of all posts with XXX for a good period of time.

I can see if I still have it one of my hard drives if you'd like.

bepis

Show us pls.

also dubs, one last time

wow nice
bepis

So you were first saying you were here since 03 and now you only have a thread from 2010?
Huh
Funny how that works sometimes

>a thread about stupid RYM review is made that has the potential of being humorous and overall decent
>womeme posts an astronomically shitty opinion
>thread instantly goes to shit

It's a shame true masculinty doesn't come with good taste in music

Lol I got a dick dude

Since '05, and I don't have backups of files from 11 years ago, you ignoramus.
Point is I've been here for years. pic related

it's still a funny thread tho

funny @ ur xpense

I believe you
I truly
So, so truly
Do

hahahaha I didn't even post an opinion, I said that I understood how other women felt. It's called empathy lol.

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I believe you
I truly
So, so truly
Do
>dude I went on Sup Forums once in 2005 and I totally never been red dit ever right guys
Post your dick
I have fuckinf great taste in music
White knighting cuck detected

>dude I went on Sup Forums once in 2005 and I totally never been red dit ever right guys
you're moving the goalpost because you lost.

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>I have great taste

What do you listen to?

>White knighting cuck

I didn't know women could be white knighting cucks

>plays the oldfag card as if it means anything
>participated in the shit-fest that was Sup Forums in spring 2010
End your life.