What cunts are your cunt's best friends?

What cunts are your cunt's best friends?

Portugal

United Kingdom

Armenia

No one.

Russia, come next Tuesday

Italy, Finland, and Hellas

unironically Canada.

What's her nationality

None

Yours (Emily Rudd).

>non-American women eating burgers

Australia, Britain and Canada.

none

maybe japan at a stretch

Ukraine

Best friend IDK. Best ally I'd say the US.

Eesti, Norge and [spoiler]Sweden[/broiler]

dont talk shit about my gf

Australia, Canada, Japan, and anyone in NATO(except Turkey). The Philippines used to be one as well but they're on probation right now.

romANIa

Japan
Australia
Vietnam
((Israel)))

About it.

Haha

She's a silly yankee girl!

forgot France.

We've got tons of friends

NO bully

moar

it should be illegal being that pretty, she is set for life

only 4u

Argentina (she's tsundere, doesn't like to admit it) and Ecuador

...

>tfw half french and half spanish while my gf is 50%portuguese/25% italian
Our couple is ABSOLUTE PERFECTION

Quebec

they are slightly schizo but we are buds nonetheless

how do get italian gf

what language do you speak to each other?

...

I'm going to have a gf like her one day

Just French. We are both french actually kek.
>Represent romance perfection
>United under universalistic glorious french culture

Feels good.

we're all not going to make it user, why even bother?

France, Italy, Austria, Turkey

Belarus and Japan

We don't really have a best friend country.

Denmark maybe because of our past and present relationships.

Fiji islands, laos, isles of Men, gouadaloupe islands and Zimbabwe, maybe gahana too

Ourselves.

i would say France, but our cousins hate anyone and are too snooty, so i say Spain

Germany & Belgium

...

>cropping out canada
bad show

I'm afraid I won't though... I've never had any signs showing any chance. I've accepted it and just have gone with if it happens it happens.

Would you be with an ugly girl

That's not true, we love you m8s.
Actually we are not hateful at all towards our neighbors, just very jealous of german's success.

Best friends dont betray each other.

Fuck them and fuck their leaf too.

Costa Rica

nah

they're (mostly) white, subjects of the crown, and northern
they're good lads imo

BELARUS!

id be with anything that isnt fat or bald at this point desu

you?

used to be Egypt India and Indonesia
then we fell apart ;_;

If you ask the people, Greece and Russia
We are pretty good with Macedonia, Bulgaria (in spite of old rivalry) and Romania.

At people level, greatest affinity is with ex-Yugoslavia, not just with Serbs in Bosnia or Montenegro, but also Croats and even meme nationalities like Bosniaks and Montenegrins.

and Slovenes (I mentioned Makbros earlier)

funfact: everyone in Belgrade is a fucking weeb bc
>pic related
Japan donated some buses ages ago so people are convinced Japan is the biggest Donor to Serbia toplel
Even tho they ve given us 40 times less shekels than Germany

Honestly. Just a girl that loves me, it at least genuinely likes being around me.

My only real requirement. I feel this isn't obtainable for any man though

that's a basic requirement desu, just like no mentally diabled people or fat people
but hey
if you just give your hopes up like i did
you dont need expectations

US
Poland
UK (as long there are other opposing forces to prevent our eternal rivarly from breaking out again)

What's your problem? Why can't you get one?

People tell me I'm handsome but I have really bad social anxiety

Netherlands.

I'm ugly and have social anxiety too (with women, I can easily approach men and become friends easily)
Also I'm really introverted so that doesn't help much either.

Have you ever had a gf before?

No, never. I've had girls ask me out and show interest but I get shy or unintentionally back off. Right now I'm just trying to self improve myself, going to school, trying to life, and trying to become more social. The social part is difficult, it's just not me.

It's a shame women don't like shy guys.

Germany

Deutsch-französische freundschaft

o-oh
I'd probably do the same if a woman showed interest in me, I had that once but I didn't even notice that she was interested in me and honestly I'm still not 100% sure to this day.

Just focus on life like you said and don't think too much of
>tfw no gf

There are women who are just as shy as you btw, but yeah you're right about women not really liking shy guys ;___________;

Honest opinion, do you think if you tried more you could get one? As in go on dating sites, attempt to get to know women?

not really desu
i genuinely think and I'm pretty convinced that i'm below average.

Why?

I already probably know the answer but will you post a pic?

I truly believe if we tried we could get one, not necessarily a qt but a gf. I see lots of people below average and fat with wives.

You can always try to rescue a girl

Both of you could get gfs. There are people with deformities and stuck in wheelchairs with girlfriends. But you won't get one whilst you're avoiding them. You need to talk to them.

Thank you user, I agree

Israel and Saudi Arabia
JUST