ITT: Songs that are ruined for you forever and the reasoning
>be me >27 >Married for 3 years >chat up this 18 year old girl >flirt slightly everyday, but don't think much of it >she admits she has feelings for me >I do the same >a few days later, we are talking cutesy bullshit through text >I get in my car, plug my iPod into the aux >hit shuffle >Animal Collective - "Grass" >"Would you like to see me often....because I'd like to see you often" >Think of her >Wife texts me shortly after >"So, user...when are we having our first baby?" >Start getting short of breath and almost crash the car a couple of times
Why am I sabotaging my life, Sup Forums?
Isaac Brooks
>hit shuffle Found your problem OP
Parker Campbell
What? I'm driving for 20 minutes, not listening to a full album.
William Campbell
Am I supposed to relate to these normie feels?
Cameron Watson
18-year-old girls are retarded just like all young people. She doesn't know what she wants yet, she doesn't know what she wants to do yet, and she's very focused on what's best for her and not what's best for you. Don't do it.
James White
I know this. I do. However, I want to have some fun and retain some youth, somehow. I know this just ends badly for me, but it's only gaining momentum.
Anthony Brown
There are better, less-destructive ways to retain your youth. Pick up biking, or some other hobby. Trust me, you do not want a divorce at 27.
Oliver Foster
Just fuck her once or twice and stay with your wife.
Noah Hill
Don't fuck her at all, but don't cut off communication completely. It's gonna come back and bite you in the ass, either via blackmail or snitching.
Isaiah Perry
Have you seen the movie High Fidelity? The main character temporarily has the same problem as you when he gets back with his ex, but he finds out why it isn't worth it. I suggest you think more about this user.
Joseph Cooper
I remember that movie. You talking about the Catherine Zeta-Jones part?
William Watson
Just fuck an escort if you need new pussy, what you're doing right now is going to blow up in your face
It played on Pandora while I railed my first gf on the floor of her new apartment.
Every time I hear that song I get a very strong bitter sweet feeling. It was an awesome thing while it lasted, but fuck her and fuck her distaste for the Beastie Boys
Logan Price
I wanna fuck to "Sabotage" now
Xavier Price
It's not just about new pussy, though. It's that feeling of a fresh kindling. You know that feeling. A spark with a new female is something you can't replicate
Liam Gomez
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Wyatt Ross
I do know that feeling and it's beautiful, my ex that cheated on me and I stayed with bc I was dumb and didn't see better options, but she was begging me to get back with her after I stopped caring about her and I met a new girl and I couldnt be paid to care about her I'm just so happy another girl says she loves me, although this new one is very naive
Christopher Adams
Listen to an EP, you idiot
Thomas King
ITT spooks
Angel Robinson
dont do it you fucknut get your fucking shit together jfc
Hunter Green
No I'm talking about toward the end when he's talking to his girlfriend (who had been his ex almost the whole movie) at a bar and admits to her that new girls who pop up in his life are just mere fantasies, but that she was a reality that could last in the long run and chose to stay with her.
