Why are countries like Canada, Australia, and New Zealand more American than British?

Why are countries like Canada, Australia, and New Zealand more American than British?

Well their capitals have mostly christians

has anyone noticed how canberra, DC and ottawa are all the same?

>planned cities
>right in the middle of the centres of power
>melbourne/sydney
>north/south
>lower canada/upper canada

>Canberra is white like snow
>DC is white like asphalt
>Ottawa is ?????

>Canberra is white as snow

Piss snow?

What makes you think that?

DC is a nigger majority dangerous metropolis and Ottawa and Canberra are quiet, safe and boring.

New Zealand is British. NZ is, for all intensive purposes a county like Yorkshire relocated to the worlds bum.
More British now than we are today.

We speak English not Spanish

>Australia is more American than British.

Since when? Sorry Sharty McShartface, but our culture is far more British than American.

>he says while wearing blue jeans and drinking coke as football plays on the tv in the other room

...

...French. So, not white.

>for all intensive purposes
W E W

What the fuck does "British" even mean in this context?

What the fuck does "American" even mean in this context?

>the use dollars
How did it all go so wrong so quickly

not just us m8

The fuck are you talking about?
t. living in Canberra

The fuck are you talking about?

It really isn't. We're basically in the middle.

sweating_kiwi.avi

I can't speak for Canada, but Australian and New Zealander culture is literally just British culture with funny accents.

>My anglish is shit, see my top 5

1 American
2 Canada
3 Australia
4 New Zealand
5 British

>america wins

Canada is literally America with socialized healthcare.

Friendship ended with Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

Now the Falklands are my best friend.

That's some weird shit, I see it once a week at least.

>friendship ended with EU, now america is my best friend
You will be assimilated, brits.

We're going full cultural victory boys

never liked poms anyway 2bh

Friendship ended with the Eu, America and Commonwealth. Now noone is my best friend.

Turtling lads, hopefully they all nuke eachother and we can make right all these wrongs in the next world.

I'm unironically drinking tea and listening to Australian Crawl whilst wearing me pyjamas lad.

>I'm unironically drinking tea

Literally nothing wrong with drinking tea

maybe not in poof cunts: the country

this tbqhwyf

>Drinking hot wog juice
Coffee is repulsive lad

I'm from fucking Wales m8, and New Zealand is just Wales only far away and you actually went to the bother of building a moat to keep the southfags out. So fucking shut it eh lad, you aren't fooling anyone with this act boyo.
And you lot named a whole section of your country after the worst part of wales so you may well shut your bloody mouth too.

>be welsh
>shag sheep
can't make this shit up

They're more British than American

>Use British slang and vernacular
>Understand banter
>Love the word cunt
>Go on holiday to their neighbour countries and annoy the shit out of everyone

Meanwhile Americans and Canadians

>Use neutered English
>Can't comprehend banter and dry humour
>Recoil in horror and cry if you say cunt
>Never leave their country

This lad tbqhf