An Australian punches you in the face, how do you react?

An Australian punches you in the face, how do you react?

KHAN'D

I punch him back

Daddy's always a little bit strong.

I sing:
Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong.
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee.
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

*catch his fist*

Heh, croikey huh mate???

*laughs at my unironic usage of his terrible slang and accent*
*stabs him*

Remind him of his shitty internet and say Aussie the way that triggers them.

...

Break the tosser's nose

>throw him on the ground
>punch him until he's almost out
>cum on his face and spreads all the cum in his face with my dick
>break his both knees
>rape him
>go home and shitpost about it

ZOINKS!

*dodges the punch*
*stabs*
nathing personnel, gubba
giv a dolla'

would screw him up in instant

Shoot him in the face and steal his belongings.

would feel similar to a feather hitting me in the face so I don't do anything

Ask why he did that and tell him that it was uncalled for.

Notice the Aussie is actually a kangaroo.

Call up the nanny state to come and scold him & get free rhinoplasty on Australian taxpayer dime

demand reparations in form of nuclear submarine

I discreetly knife the moitherfucker, get the fuck out of there fast.

*grabs punch*
not so fast you upset aussietist
*kicks in the balls*

but your whales are yummy

Suplex.

>wait for his punch to desync from the flow of time
>once he lags out of reality I kick him really hard in the balls
>wait for the lag to end
>he returns
>throw vegemite away in front of him
>he promptly dies of a broken heart

I laugh at his weak punch then I hit him with a double Mongolian neck chop and follow it up with a flying clothesline and finish with an elbow drop

bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bangPING

Ask him why he just punched me in the face.

Phase out of reality into the 4th dimension effectively dodging his slow punch and drill his grandmother's brainpussy into mush back when she was still hot

lag like crazy so he doesn't hit me

>S-sorry

>get the fuck out of there fast.
>not cutting his face off or beheading him
I don't believe you're a Mexican.

Jokes on you guys, this thread was a plant so we can learn all of your strategies.