Be British

>Be British
>Have dirty clothes
>Die

>be Bri-ish
>call laundry racks 'horses'

>still air-dries clothes
>"""""""first world"""""""" country

So development is defined through waste? Why don't you waste yourself then?

>not using your environment efficiently
I thought most of you had German heritage.

JUST

>So development is defined through waste?

No, but being a first world country is.

As it's a Cold War term for the USA and their puppets .. I mean, allies, why the fuck should we care about whether we're first world?

>clothes horse

fucking brits

doesn't machine drying harm the clothes

t. Fith world country

t. unga bunga

>Be British
>get up and retrieve your trousers from the clothes horse
>grab yourself a scone from the bread albatross
>notice its raining, so you pull your galoshes off of the shoe walrus and your bumbershoot from the umbrella python

>clothes horse
This sounds like something from all those made-up British words lists.

>his country hasn't banned assault horses yet

holy shit britain pull yourselves together.

Hehehe. Based thread, Sup Forums friends. N-nothing beats some gentle Wednesday afternoon bants. Heh heh...

I like you.

No bants, everyone should do what they like :3

Thanks, Liechtenstein.

>be british
>die

Woah a real clothing horse survivor

i have never heard that phrase before reading this

why is my language full of so many memes

>being this stingy about electricity

Not any more than a washing machine, IIRC.

No joke, I did hurt my hand in one before, it got caught while I was collapsing it flat. Really hurt.

You've never heard of a clothes horse? What are you, middle class or something? Poofter

>fall on clothing
>kill self

holy kek

When there aren't many guns in circulation in your country you need to be more creative. This story demonstrates the classic British innovation and eccentricity that makes our country successful and admired around the world

its a clothes rack you prick

i have two, they are both blue

I hang clothes in the airing cupboard or round the house

Different user here.

I also have two but they're grey

dlet his

>all these brits too poor to afford a garden to dry their clothes

i have a hanging circle one that is the colour of shit and is broken

>invent a language
>misuse the words

My parents have a garden but they still need clothes racks for when it's raining outside

I don't like the circle ones. If I need to hang shirts I usually do it by using a clothes hanger in conjunction with the clothes rack.

>Being first world
>Can't afford sunlight and natural wind
>Resort to using subpar machine

It's a term that's not used much these days. They're usually just called airers or clothes racks.

>ching chonger trying to bring the bants
Get the fuck off Sup Forums. No one even responded to your post.