/brit/
korean pop
brick phone in my right hand
pyrex in my left
going for a burger with the so-called gf
for the gf with body image problems try kissing her body lad
Unironically think Trump is going to win now and I have been on the fence for the whole thing.
The GOP is really coming home and Trump is surging.
A bowl of porridge, 2 croissants, 6 sausages and enough toast to make sausage sandwiches with a pint or two of milk
Rate my lunch
pasty babby brits live with mummy and daddy
>gf went off for a uni exam
>kissed me goodbye and smiled as she walked out the door
>I'm currently browsing through tinder as she is working away, probably feeling quite happy
wish I could be a better boyfriend
alri Deano
fat cunt/10
For real though mate.
Yooa = Jiho > Arin > Mimi > Binnie > Seunghee > Hyojung > JinE
>6'7
lmao lanklet do you topple over from a stiff breeze
been trying to find a documentary for a while now but no luck
bit annoying
Winter bulk/10
going for a gf with the so called burger
nah but a nice blow from your mum has me wobbly
Has there been any more from matey with the Danish Bane gf?
me on the left
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
well this was definitely suicide
Describe it.
She looks like an ogre
speaking of which anyone heard from ribena?
Trump is leading in the polls but that means nothing in the retarded way american voting works, add the fact the dems will probably use voter fraud and i have no idea whats going to happen
whipped out the willy in front of the oneitis to begin the breeding ritual but ill i got was a taser
doing a poop
HAHAHA NICE MATE
good evening im off
farewell
bit selfish, really
>poop
FOY
gross
1 poll
i love electrical shocks
Unbelievable banter between an irish and aussie lad on Reddit!!
William the gunman o'dea
Notorious Limerick gangster, responsible for atleast 40 murders
invented a new curse phrase lads
"mother of fuckers"
Help to buy is a scam because even if you do pay off the mortgage, it's not worth your while selling which is the only advantage of property ownership.
anyone who would rather their child takes on a HTB mortgage or private rent instead of living at home is a bad parent.
>our family shall incur increased household and travel costs with substantially reduced savings so that we can 'have our own space'
ah yes
Reckon going to medical school impresses girls or just makes you seem nerdy as fuck?
go to satan's pussy
Who /nohopeforthefuture/ here?
Reddit is an awful place
I know the name and everything, it's just old and German and I don't think anyones bothered uploading it in full. It's called „Grenzdurchbruch 89“, which means Border Breach '89.
Found it through this clip youtube.com
>Danny Ings other knee has exploded now
Fuck sake.
I'm 247lbs.
DESU I don't know how it all works. I just saw that trump was +4 in Florida which is usually key (so they say)
moved out but mummy and daddy pay my rent
this could all be avoided with liberalised planning laws
>lbs
FOY
tfw surrounded by hot straight guys all day
It's just easier to track that way desu.
Mimi = Binnie > Arin > Yooa > Jiho > JinE > Hyojung > Seunghee
made an edit
Anyone in here genuinely a virgin? I know people use it as a gimmick to get (You)'s, but I'm starting to believe that some of you still are somehow
trump needs more than florida to win
fucking bender
I've clattered people for less than this limp wristed travesty of a post
The only thing that can change it is a massive public building programme like in 1945.
Private developers will always be jews even when resources aren't restricted.
Everything is cheaper and easier with the government.
me
To each his own, but desu I like them all really, even though I put JinE last she's a qt.
Yeah your father ye skiprat
20 yo virgin
Kissed before but only when hammered and never at uni
Dunno if it's a mixture of actually being repulsive or just really low self esteem or both
please come to america and beat up my boypussi
lost my testicles after putting them in the path of a lawnmower
Really makes you think...
23y/o virgin yeah. I've kissed girls but nothing more than that and that was ~5+ years ago when I still had hope. Got no mates either wahey.
private developers are stingy about it because the current heavily regulated environment prevents competition with them and they can thus drip feed housing on the market
more public building would be nice but even then massive public estates often end up as troubled areas down the line
building is better when it's decentralised
Why are the FA basically forcing the players to wear a poppy on their shirts?
YO YEAH START THE BIFTA
pepsi max is where it's at
go through 2 litres of that shite a day
I love bad bitches that my fucking problem
And yeah I like to fuck I got a fucking problem
If finding somebody real is your fuckin problem, bring your girl to the crib maybe we can solve them
Fascism
Feel genuinely bad for virgins. Dont know how id be motivated to work or anything like that if I knew I was failing as a human in one of our more natural and necessary acts
Pepsi > Dr Pepper Zero > Cherry Cola > Coca Cola > Dr Pepper > rest
gives you ball cancer lad
The average person has sex 89 times a year
/virgin pride/
>tfw it hasn't snowed in London for 7 years now
VERY depressing feel lads
>dr pepper zero better than dr pepper
What kind of pansy made this fucking list
>I consume fizzy drinks so often I actually have a list of which ones are my favourite
bit runty
the kind that would knock fuck out of you
you want some an all
it snowed there a few years back
not much but it was there
me and the gf going at it lads
Ball cancer is easily treated if they catch it early. Literally just remove the offending bollock(s) and you're good to go.
Only normans would care about losing a testicle or two because if you're in /brit/ you shouldn't be wanting kids anyway because it's inhumane.
don't lecture me on my own city or i'll wrek ur mum
It hasn't snowed for 7 years.
Period.
You might be onto something there. It's all a bit shit really.
pakis bringing the hot weather
>even the weather in London is statistically non-white
can't make it up
that is a bad feel. snow can be very comfy in small towns
parents are telling me it's time I visit a therapist haha
my mother said she doesn't like the idea because it's too American but it might be for the best
howling
...
did lots of hoisting at work today lads
Private developers all want the same land notably land that the government has enhanced with existing infrastructure. They show a reluctance to go elsewhere regardless of planning law at least without additional enticements
>often end up as troubled areas down the line
only after RtB tying poor people down to mortgages
Caterwauling at this one
>having kids is inhumane
umm i know it snowed in 2013 because i lived there
think on runt
literally no medical evidence that artificial sweeteners are bad for you on pubmed or medline (databases of pretty much every reputable medical study)
It's just eat clean detox shite magazines that play on people's inability to believe stuff comes for free
ofc that might change in 20-40 years when peoplewho grew up on them are old enough to tell but so far theres no evidence
are you me
Having children is narcissism in the extreme
helped my mate with his alcoholism
>literally no medical evidence that artificial sweeteners are bad for you
they are carcinogenic but you need to consume A LOT for it to have a real effect.