Sufjan is writing an album about your state/province

Sufjan is writing an album about your state/province

what are the songs called

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Kings Island
A Day At The Zoo
Rock N Roll History Museum Jingle
Buckeye Blues

I live in California
>Orenthal James Simpson
>Sacramento
>Bay to Breakers
>

Disney World
Alligators
Cuba

This

does anyone else just want to lick his thighs ?

Bear
Totem
Sockeye
Outskirts of Surrey

I rather kiss than lick

>Ignoring Rodney King riots, the California gold rush, Hollywood, and the assassination of Harvey Milk

He literally could just have a song about the Golden Gate Bridge

Minnesota

1. Bob Dylan
2. On the Clear Minnetonka Lake, or simply The Lakes
3. Bemidji
4. In place of those lost in Red Lake
5. Up North, Lost in the Woods
6. O! The Loons call!
7. Alexandria
8. The Long Drive to Albert Lea
9. Bridge No. 5757
10. A Meteor Lands in Fon du Lac and is Met with Great Skepticism
11. The Moonlit Twin Cities Call!
12. Finally, Peace is found at Gooseberry Falls

sufjan "my wealthy parents paid for my career" stevens

>what am i doing outside of the US anyway.
>it's too hot and i miss my mom.
>i'd write an christmas song if those assholes turned down their car stereo at least for five minutes.
>fuck that shitty bridge
> i can't possibly be laid back with these mosquitoes keeping me up at night.

I got a pretty good one made I think..


>For all the Tongva natives who worked day and night for Gods missionaries
>Eureka! Gold has been struck in the West!
>Hollywood (broken dreams)
>The drought is drinking as Alive!
>Expansion (welcome to the soil valley)
>The Nixon Library
>Immigration? Immigration!
>The Great Sierra's can swallow a man whole
>Welcome to Death Valley, CA
>For all the Freaks in Venice (outro)

Seattle I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down

Yorkshire

Them Muslims, Right
Back In My Day
The Mines! The Mines!
That Bloody Woman
Halal Meat, What's That All About
Pub I
Pub II
Orite Love?
Leaving The EU
Pub III
Fuck's Sake

Sufjan Stevens - Virginia is for Lovers

1. A Thousand Tombstones Across From Our Capitol
2. Virginia is For Lovers
3. He Who Does Not Work, Neither Shall He Eat (The Story of an Indian Princess and Two Johns)
4. The Mother of Presidents
5. There Is Jackson...
6. ...Standing Like a Stone Wall
7. Virginia is For Lovers, Pt. 2 (Loving Versus the Commonwealth of Virginia)
8. Sic Semper Tyrannis
9. Then I Will Follow My Native State With My Sword, And If Need Be, My Life

Alabama

1. Intro
2. Rebel Yell!
3. Big Bear Bryant
4. Go Back to Greenbow Alabama!
5. Segregation
6. Integration
7. Reverend King
8. No Gambling, Strip Clubs, or Lottery; the Cardinal Sins
9. Song of the South (cover)
10. Rocketships
11. George Wallace
12. Civil War Blues

Idk it's bad

How Y'all Doin'? from the Great State of Georgia

>Blue Ridge Mountains
>Jimmy Carter (You Don't Have to Be a Good President to Win America's Hearts)
>On the Savannah River, Where Ghosts Keep Moving Things Around In Our Historic Breweries
>I Can't Understand What These Blacks Are Saying, and They Mock Me When I Try to Do Their Dances (feat. Gucci Mane)
>(I Played in an Indie Rock Band in) Athens, a Great Town Worthy of the Name
>We Didn't Invent Lean but We Sure Perfected the Abuse of It
>How Is It 104 Degrees When It Was Hailing an Hour Earlier?
>Coastal Islands: Wow, I Never Knew One Small State Could Have Such Variety In Land
>Has Anyone Ever Made Lean With Sweet Tea, Because That Would be a Very Georgia Thing to Do
>Southern Rock Will Never Die, but Duane Allman Sure Did, Here In the Great City of Macon
>Black Teens Performing a Dancing Ritual At a Gas Station

Illinois lol

>To All't Miners What Got Sacked After'd Thatcher Regime, Soz Lads
>Mate! Fookin Four Quid For a Ten Pack of Special Brew
>Bradford (Fookin Pakis)
>The Gypsies Are Doing Our Drive!
>Pension (Welcome to the NHS)
>Save Hoyland Library
>IMMIGRUNTS! IMMIGRUNTS!
>Tha Bucket Fanny Could Swaller A Man Whole
>Welcome to Barnsley, SY
>For all the Freaks in Kendray

thanks for the template

I got my rims stolen at Atlanta underground.

>I Can't Understand What These Blacks Are Saying, and They Mock Me When I Try to Do Their Dances (feat. Gucci Mane)
>We Didn't Invent Lean but We Sure Perfected the Abuse of It

Holy kek

The holy grail of this post
>Has Anyone Ever Made Lean With Sweet Tea, Because That Would be a Very Georgia Thing to Do

>Black Teens performing a dance ritual at a gas station
I honestly kek'd, but that sounds more like a Sun Kil Moon title

Damn this is great, from someone who lives in CA

The Big Rotten Apple EP (collaboration w/ Mark Kozelek)

1. Fuck New York
2. It Fucking Sucks Here
3. The Entire City Smells Like Shit
4. "EYYY BADA-BING BADA-BOOM"
5. The Yankees Are Fucking Trash
6. They're Even Worse Than The Fucking Cubs
7. Fuck

Lone Star State, Ain't It Great?!

Sufjan already has a New York album.

well then this is the inevitable sequel

Bonus track: When a Prince is lost

>Southern Rock Will Never Die, but Duane Allman Sure Did, Here In the Great City of Macon

I live in Northern Ireland so all the songs would be about terrorism, drinking, riots, religion, community conflicts and drugs.

my town cause he's already done my state.

1. The Great Fire Takes it's toll and promises Opportunity and Prosperity.

2. Armstead Runyun or I have seen the Land and i deem it Fit.

3. Armstead Runyun pt. 2 Anna Bids farewell

4. Lincoln passes by

5. Oh the Miracles! When the River Promised Hope.

6. Oh The Humility! When those Steam Locomotives Dashed Our Prayers.

Almost forgot,
>The Mississippi River that Starts in Lake Itasca

I'm glad they did

fuck kings island, cedar point is worth attention though. also lake eerie

And that's all Ohio has

RIP Harambe edition

Texas
>Lost in God's Country
>Santa Fe: We Can't Drive Fast Enough
>For anyone who ever fell in the Riverwalk
>Big Tex Greets Us (and we feel welcome)
>Galveston! City-island of resilience!
>Threnody for the trafficked humans of Houston
>The sweeping west
>I found bluebonnets in Dallas
>NASA (and the brave who died to see the universe)
>Swangin and Bangin (remix) (feat. Bun B, lil Keke, Paul Wall, Z-Ro, & Slim Thug)

thought of one more

bonus track. Welcome to our Humble Pub, take a seat, nevermind the lions and wolves

>For anyone who ever fell in the Riverwalk
Fuck that stinky green river

he could do another sexually depraved monster song about that fellow with the sex dungeon in cleveland

skåne

Oh Wonders! Man of the Moon
Through the Hills and Over the Rhine
A Flight Away From Home
Columbus
They Are Hidden on the King's Island
Cardinal Directions from the Great Ohio, or the Indians are Coming!
Flint (Ohio)
A Tale of a City With No Hope, A Championship, and a Man Who Betrayed Us
The Great Serpent
The Great Cataclysm of the Serpent!

I tried.

Pennsylvania!
>Ding-Dong! The Liberty Bell Rings Again!
>Fallingwater
>A Brief Moment of Silence for Those Who Lost Their Lives Fighting in Gettysburg on the First Three Days of July, 1863
>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! (Ode to Frank Reynolds)
>Little League World Series, Where Grown Men From All Over the World Come to Watch Children Play Baseball
>Rocky Balboa; Why Do You Fight, And for Whom Are You Fighting?
>Intercourse, Pennsylvania; What a Quirky Name for a Town!
>Dandy Andy Warhol
>Hoorah! Dicks Out For Amish Country!
>Epiphany, or, Wow, There Sure are a Lot of Black People in Philadelphia
>In the City of Brotherly Love (feat. The Philadelphia Gay Men's Chorus)

Fuck, this is gonna be cringe but I'll try. Ohio:

1. The Beaches of Eerie
2. Autumn Winds in the Horseshoe
3. Toledo 1974
4. Cedar Point! and Other Adventures
5. Buckeye
6. O-H-I-O
7. Athens at Midnight
8. Woody Hayes and the 60's
9. A Cob on Every Plate
10. Summer Days Spent At the Ohio State Fair
11. Cinci Zoo and the Harambe Mourners
12. Take Me With You, John Glenn

Bonus Track
13. On the Founding of Twenty One Pilots

>no song about james buchanan

>The Historic Splitting of St. Anthony
>Basilica and Walker
>Fuck 94 East

>The entirety of New York is NYC
reee

I like it

I'll let you guess the state

1) Lewis and Clark Stood Here
2) Geographic Center Of North America
3) Theres No Nukes In Those Silos
4) Hydraulic Stimulation Of Shale Formations
5) We Remember Peggy Lee
6) Experimental Forrest

Colorado

1. Denver Skyscrapers
2. Balloon Boy
3. Grand Junction at Noon
4. PEYTON!
5. Rocky Mountain High (John Denver Cover)
6. Getting Baked in Boulder
7. Wild Rocky Woman
8. John Elway's Car Dealerships
9. Smashmouth goes to Fort Collins
10. The King Soopers is closed

Wyoming?

Please tell me what this Harambe thing is.
I've seen it mentioned on here but only the single name, and in real life people spout a line about him and have that shit eating grin people get when they are meme-spouting.
I wish I wasn't so cynical about jokes born from the internet leaking into real life but when people spout 6+ year old memes from Sup Forums I feel angsty.

Let's Make a Toast for Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula or How I Learned to Merge Onto the 101 Freeway While Holding my Horchata

gorilla got got

It'd just be one hour long song entitled "Man, The Governor Is A Complete Retard, I Sure Hope He Doesn't Somehow Become Vice President Someday!"

Some gorilla died in the cinci zoo because some lady let her kid into it's cage, they had to shoot it

Now it has become the meme it is today

1. Raging wheels flying on the highway
2. Smoking weed, drinking beer on Walmart's parking lot
3. Politicians kidnapping (October Suite)
4. Expo 67
5. Summer blues (road constructions everywhere)
6. Loud neighbors (shut the noise)
7. The Lone Wolf
8. The attack of the mail boxes
9. Stalker
10. The battle of the Plains of Abraham
11. Lost in the Eastern Townships (Glowing man)
12. A normal day at the parliament (another politician arrested)
13. Maple syrup genocide
14. Pepsi anthem

You got me fired with this post

>Show Me Missouri!
>Ozarks, or Hills for the Hills
>Ferguson (Spirit of St. Louis)
>Branson
>Relax Mr. Limbaugh, the slaves have been free for years
>Hannibal (Samuel Clemmon's Caverns)
>Kansas City but not in Kansas

>8. The attack of the mail boxes

1. No Sweet Home for Mr. King
2. The Ballad of Bull Connor
3. Oh Great Spann, Sing Me The Tune of Safe Tornado Procedures (Polygon of Pain)
4. 'Round Birmingham
5. Four Little Girls (And The Men Who Killed Them)
6. Forty Horses We Would Save
7. Ground Control to Major Wallace (Howdy, Moon!)
8. The Mayor's New Office: Prison
9. Stars Fell on Alabama (cover)
10. Shall I Subject Myself To Folks of Ku Klux Kreeds (We Ride To Freedom)
11. Good Evening, Miss Baez

I like Big Tex welcomes us

1.) Trouble Right Here in River City
2.) A Quick One for Herbert Hoover Who Certainly Isn't to Blame
3.) The Jutting Hills of Dubuque Are Too Steep
4.) Corn
5.) The Golden Capital Building in Des Moines
6.) RAGBRAI is Coming Through Town
7.) Axe Murder in Vilisca
8.) I Now Know What is Eating Gilbert Grape
9.) The Spirits of Effegy Mounds Visited Me Last Night
10.) There's Just Fucking Corn All Over the Place

Thanks, had no idea it had anything to do in Ohio.
I heard some actual adults talk about a gorilla being shot down because of a stupid kid a couple months ago and didn't connect the dots with the memery.

North Dakota! I understand all of them, but the not the last one. What's that reference?

Some other titles:
>Salem Sue, or the Great Cow who Nourished Our Hearts
>Custer Lived Here Before His Last Stand
>The Red River of the North Floods Its Banks

1. Trenton, or Where They Make The Decisions
2. We Feel Small Over Here, Give Us Some Love
3. State Is A Suburb
4. Bankers, Lift Up Your Hands, This Is Your Home Now
5. For The Commuters, Also Known As Everyone
6. We Don't Talk About That Show Here
7. No, This Is Not Italy, This Is Hoboken, But We Understand Your Confusion
8. Nobody Likes Us Because We Are Wealthy

>tfw you live in Michigan

Scarborough (For The Unemployed)

All Good Eh!sayers, Speak Up! Or Forever Hold Your Peace!

For The Widows In St Catharines, For The Fatherless In Welland

Say Yes! To ParkDa!e!

Scarborough, Lift Up Your Weary Head! (Rebuild! Restore! Reconsider!)

They Also Mourn Who Do Not Wear Black (For the Homeless in Leslieville)

Oh God, Where Are You Now? (In High Park? Leaside? Danforth Avenue? Queen Street West?)

9.) No It's Okay, We'll Pump Your Gas For You

Long Island Isnt Real NY EP

1. The LI Sound (Is Deafening)
2.Henry Hudson, Set Adrift By His Own Men On a RiverBearing His Name
3. Lacrosse, From the Algonquain Indians to High School
4. West of West Egg, or The Roaring Twenties, or If Gatsby Was So Great Then How Come Hes Dead?

Sufjan Stevens: Ontario, or Loyal She Began, Loyal She Remains, or Hopefully Someday the World Forgives Your Debts

1. Ode to the Lives Lost on the MacDonald-Cartier Freeway, Otherwise Known as Highway 401
2. Toronto! York! Hogtown! The Queen City! The Good!
3. Moose Factory and The Decline of Jonathan Cheechoo
4. Land of a Million Lakes
5. The City Made of Limestone
6. I Can See Michigan From Here!
7. We Must Do All We Can to Protect the Oak Ridges Moraine! For Our Children! For Ourselves!
8. Port Arthur and Fort William, City on the Hill and City in the Valley, Come Together As One
9. The White Trillium, The Eastern White Pine and The Great Northern Loon
10. Ottawa, Where We Danced on the Rideau
11. A Slow Monotonous Drive Through the St. Lawrence Lowlands
12. Oui, c'est vrai, il ya des gens français ici aussi
13. Manitoulin Island
14. The Vast Frozen Landscape of the North
15. Yours to Discover, but Make Sure You Share
16. Going Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel, but it Was Only a Dream and I Woke Up Safe and Sound in The Great Canadian Midway
17. I'm So Sorry You Live in Hamilton

Too soon

FloriDada

Road to Caboolture
Zillmeres finest
Miso Honey on Robinson Road
Centrelink Blues
Garden City Grange

fellow Hoosier

Any Brisbane posters here.

bonus track
18. poppers and double doubles

Coloradoan here, you forgot Columbine and something about skiing

I'd believe this was real if you told me it was.

This made me so happy thank you. But there would need to be something about the 35W bridge collapse or Mayo, cmon.

>Lawn Guy Land, Home of Americas Most Pleasant Accent
>Why All Them Rich Kids Done Gone and Did Heroin

Pennsyltucky
Penn State in the State Pen
Dark Side of Hershey
Redneck wannabes
Philly Brawl
Turnpike
Amish Paradise (and is promptly sued)

Observations on the Keystone State Pt. 420: R. Budd Dwyer's Gaping Head-wound.

Gonna kinda wing one here, probably will suck

Sufjan Stevens presents: The Old Line State, The Land of Mary
1. Is this Heaven? No, this is the Bay Bridge
2. Baltimore, A Story of Crabs, Labs, and Rehabs
3. Out to the Sticks! Out to the Panhandle!
4. Dorchester, Worcester, Wicomico, Pimlico, I'm Stuck in St. Mary's at my cousin, Larry's
5. Is this Hell? No, this is Ocean City
6. 95 is the Place to Drive
7. The Ballad of the Omnipresent State Trooper
8. Cornfields and Hicks: Hello, North Maryland
9. O!
10. DC, You See, Is Ours (A One-Finger Salute to Virginia)
11. God's In Antietam and We're Sure to Meet 'Em

>upstate NY
>relevant
Pick one.

New York City is a fucking meme

British Columbia
>Hark! The Fruits of the Okanagan Bloom Once More!

I have nothing else

>9. O!
what the fuck

References the Orioles. When people sing the national anthem in Baltimore everyone shouts O! in the line "O say does that star spangled... etc"

1. We're Old, We're Jewish, and We're Driving Real Slow
2. The South is North of Here (The Panhandle, Where Gators and Loose Women Roam Free)
3. The Never Ever Glades
4. Hold Onto Your Face! The Bath Salts Song
5. Ultra Weekend Will Never End. but the Molly Certainly Will

Corn with a C
I'm stuck in this corn field
Slab of butter on the cob (it reminds me that i'm not home anymore)
4 Letters, One word
I Don't see any lovers here
Chili with an eye
What I once thought I knew, I now know I don't (Soy Beans)
I wish there were potatoes
Cincinnati sucks

Use google you dumb fuck

>The South is North of Here

I like that.

somewhere on 2 headed east to Grand Forks, theres a sign that reads 'experimental forrest', it's some kind of UND ag program.

Still, being from Washington state originally, needing to experiment o how to grow trees always strikes me as funny

Oh shit. I live in Grand Forks, but I have never seen that. I'll have to go look for it.
Are you attending UND?

needs more pittsburgh

Wisconsin
>Dance of the Drunkard (Streets of Milwaukee)
>The Fat Man and his Cheese
>Why is it Snowing in May?
>Nobody famous is from here
>Deep-Fried Cheese Curd
>The Hippies Ruined The Only Good Part of this State (The Ballad of Alpine Valley)
>5 Feet of Snow (and we still have school)

I want this

When this nigga start lifting?

Lets do one for Indiana.

1. The Governor (Or How Mike and Trump stole the hearts and minds of our farmers)
2. South Bend
3. Dale Earnheart in the 500
4. Cornfields of joyus nature
5.Gary, Chesterton, And US-12
6. The preacher of the broken hill
7. Childerens Hospital