What's stopping you from moving to chile ?

what's stopping you from moving to chile ?

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The Pampas and the Andes.

How easy is emigration to Chile? What are real ways to get the permanent residency?

My current life standard. It would be a downgrade.

Common sense

I dont want to be called Congobiano

not white enough desu

Pollution

Too cold.

My current life standard. It would be a downgrade.

i don't speak chilean

I fucking hate this country and all the worms feasting on it's carcass

I don't like reggaeton

wena nido

what do you hate about it?
I've been to Santiago so I have my own impressions (surprisingly few hot women, so fucking crowded, no patience for foreigners whose Spanish isn't very good)

Yeah well santiago is a shithole no wonder you had that impression

What's your obsession with nido

a shithole, yet sill more relevant and important than your little town

We are very insular so we don't have heavy mixing unlike venezuela, brazil or colombia thus we look like mongrels

>no patience
Who did you talk with?

I'm from santiago my dude that's why i can tell it's a shithole

it's touching Peru

I'm too white

>60%

success breeds jealousy

rude

yeah, people are rude, they all drive like shit, most people don't care about foreigners so it doesn't sound surprising (or care much for others). Most important things happens here, and there's more of everything( I'm from Santiago)
I would really like to move if possible, even in close cities like Viña del mar or Valparaíso(even with the piss stennch) people are much different and it's much nicer and relaxing to live in

Same thing that stop me moving anywhere: I don't have a degree or any skills for a job

good one.

Earthquakes

b-bb but they are fun !

Too few stars and stripes.

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HUEHUEHUEHUE

Because I wouldn't want to downgrade my lifestyle. Already been there more than 10 times, great place to spend your vacation during the winter in your own country. Then again biased because I speak fluent spanish and have several family members over there.

I don't care about black countries

DER PERUANER

are/were your parents communists perchance?

Don't like living in small cities or towns
Don't like Santiago
Don't like Valparaíso/Viña
Don't want to be confused with an argentinian
And last but not least, I have a great job that I don't want to lose.

But if I had to leave, it might be an option.

JELLO EVERYONE THIS IS EAST LOS FM

Valdivia is big enough and pretty if you never been there

It seems nice. Sadly I don't speak Spanish.

It's shit for your security don't come

You are correct, then again it's not a hard thing to figure out. Mother comes from an ex influential family from the left political spectrum (Some are communists while others are socialists, the majority had to flee). Dad is a rare case of the sole guy going leftie while the rest of the family was more conservative.

Unless you are from montevideo then almost every city here will look big to you

Thieves.

Second this

>Unless you are from montevideo
I am

I am taking a vacation to Chile the next year. Am I welcomed?

LOL that's still a thing ?

Brown 3rd world shithole

My whiteness

you are either from the south or Las Condes

Where do you recommend visiting in Chile for a first time visitor ?

Not a fan of reggaeton desu.

You could visit the airport back home britnon

Why would I ever go there in the first place

Hopefully this will stop the meme, we are shit, don't come

I'd say that the Chileans are generally really good with using dirty tricks (bien a la pilleria) from personal experience and from opinions heard from both other chileans and non chileans. Probably the 1 trait I hate about the culture. It might be a more prominent thing with the Swedish Chileans but even the times I've been there I've felt like there's some truth to it. That being said they're also far less boring than living with a bunch of Swedish neighbours minding their own business. This is a 100% biased opinion by the way before I get flamed for being a tit so take it with a grain of salt.

They try to be sarcastic and say it's bad but it really is a shithole and no amount of reverse psychology will change that.

all the brazilian selfhate threads are reverse psychology then?

Español.

No, it's just kids with mutt complex.

>I'd say that the Chileans are generally really good with using dirty tricks
Yes. As everywhere else in Latin America.
> That being said they're also far less boring than living with a bunch of Swedish neighbours
Yes. As everywhere else in Latin America.

We're a bunch of shitheads always trying to outsmart each other, but we party like no one.

heuheheuheuh

>unequal
>poverty
>corruption
>ugly people
>dirt
>congolombians

>Probably the 1 trait I hate about the culture
honestly I hate that too

The south. Definetly stay away from Santiago at all costs. Stay there maybe for the start or end of your journey but go south. A better traveling experience trust me, particularly if you're interested in sightseeing nature. You can also go north if you like visiting a desert but there's far less things to do there apart from maybe spending a few days in Valparaiso/Viña del mar. Chillan,Conception,Pucón are great areas. Punta arenas for the glaciers is also a great place. You also have the option of traveling through the andean mountains to argentina by car or buss. Again this is from personal experience so take it with a grain of salt, but I't stay away form the capital atleast as it's just another metropolitarian area with nothing interesting going for it. The beauty in the country is either the desert with the coastal cities in the north or the south in its entirety

do NOT reply to caxias

Caxias only hates Brazil if I'm not mistaken.

Of course

I'm on the no fly list

Unintelligible Chileans.

we can chill together if you want paco

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I hear Chile's nice now that the commies are purged

i'm already here

viña del mar > all

People from Santiago are very rude even to chileans from other regions so don't take it personal

>be a communist
>flee during dictatorship
>make the high life in a first world european country

Why does the left cry so much over human rights violations again if the dictatorship was just great business for them?

Not fond of reggaeton or the spanish language desu

yeah, that totally makes up for all the murders and torture

Not smart or an influential enough politician to escape the death caravan in a plane to Sweden, Pedro?

nice logic

Thanks. I am going to Coquimbo.

It's way too narrow. Looking at Chile on a map genuinely stresses me out.

kys

The Darien Gap

That, and visa limits. They make us go back. Go figure.

don't worry

even for us it's hard as fuck to get into chile

>Don't want to be confused with an argentinian
There's only one way m8....

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING CHILEANS ON THIS BOARD

You can live with me in puerto Montt, as my waifu

I live there, just go to La Serena

GO AWAY NIGEL

Someone please save me from this hell.

I think it's just a few who are mentally ill.

I wouldn't move there but I would love visiting there. I love all things Latin American and I feel friendly towards all the anons from that part of the world.

If I ran CIA I would carry out a covert operation to make Chile a bit narrower but longer and make it stretch all the way south and north to hug around the whole continent. We could do this overnight and steal access to the sea from all other SA countries. Wouldn't that be funny? Every time you Brazilian anons want to go to the beach, you would need to ask Chile's permission.

STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT US

>as my waifu

But there are only boys here on Sup Forums...

Chile.

That doesnt make sense