UN asks every country to make a pair
Which cunt would you pair up with?
UN asks every country to make a pair
Which cunt would you pair up with?
Canada obviously
Argentina
Iceland
I'll betray our neighbors and go with Benin
This hurts
Chi- you bitch
Isreal
benis brothers :DDD
You guys are too good for us anyway.
Greenland.
Brazil
you would betray us like that?
Germany
We are better as "just friends" tBh
US can't pair with anyone anyway because they're too fat and takes up too much room already.
Straya, Canada or New zealand. Or all of them.
Cant team up with JFs
NZ.
Imagine the bantz
Don't talk about yourself like that
>not making the benis
Greenland isn't a member, since it's not a country.
Palestine
That's not how you spell somalia.
No.
FUCK YOU WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY
RUDE
Oh gosh oh gosh :3
That's incest mate, and that's just not on
Cuba
>just want to solidify our bromance
>get rejected
FINE WE WILL JUST GO HAVE ANGRY SEX WITH MEXICO
FUCK YOU THEN FUCKING MONKEY SHIT GO FUCK A SPIDER
France is the only correct choice given history and convenient distance.
Germany
Australia
How is that even a question
>french girls
muh dick
we will always be neutral 2bh and supply our allies or someshit
Albertan ''''''''''''education'''''''''''''
Stacy Martin is French/English, but I feel you.
USA I guess. Not like anyone else is an option.
France will want Quebec though.
No, YOU fuck spiders.
We all fuck spiders from time to time..
This. Greatest ally and king kebab remover
New Zealand
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Russia, then we can form one big super-superpower and rule the world
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
But Muhammad, Britain is the one that gave Jews your sandy resort
>Tumblr
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Tumblr
I prefer Reddit xD
You finally accept this. Good good.
Rofl
I am so not Muhammad lol
Jews take, not receive.
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Canada and America have arguably the tightest bond of any two countries.
Canada.
Sorry Aussies, you're dicks. UK, not the nicest either. NZ - who? Israel, you've fucked us so hard you blew up a battleship. And alot of other things to the point where Obama really just doesn't like you. It sucks but there it is. Still top 3-4 Allies though. France - pretty high up there. Japan/Korea? Nah, I've talked about this for too long.
Canada it is, there is logically no other acceptable answer.
hahahahaha true EH? buddy lmao
I would say Canada but since Canadians in this thread are being reluctant I will go with India, and together we can remove all kebab
>he wants a fucking leaf
Pfft fine. Not like we wanted to be with you or anything...
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>pick any country to ally with
>Palestine! The most useful country of all time with a rich culture and history!
Sure thing Muhammad. Your taqqia would have worked had this had anything to do with Israel but not even other Muslims want to team with Palestine. Back to durkastan for you.
What is all comes down to, is everything is lesser than US/Canada, UK/US, French/US, Israel/US are extraordinarily strong. To the tune of dying for eachother without a second thought. Yet, it is not a strong as neighbors you understand?
UN can go fuck itself, Anglosphere is the new world power.
more than just neighbours tbqh
You can say which ever slur you like
At the end of the day, i said something
You lost your mind
Get over it
gay
>says the guy who rapes his geological neighbor's children to a genocidal degree
Alright.
No one lost their mind and your first name isn't a slur. Don't deny your religion, your parents might find out and honor kill you.
Solid af bants. Good work. I've noticed.
I have already honour killed my parents because they had bacon sandwiches
And fyi "deny your religion" is the gayest thing i ever heard....its 2016 for christs....i mean allahs sake
Costa Rica
Urugay
>Implying that's gay
it's no homo, they were women bro
Well tbf, they we're women at first.
Thanks big papa Sam
>it's 2016
Are you the host of an unfunny nightly talk show?
Well tbf, they weren't women at first*
That's a man
>Americans in charge of reading anything ever
user pls go
Yes, yes thats what i am, well done
Croatia
Denmark, but all the roleplay as country people should die first in both countries.
>Aussies in charge of literary grandeur
The joke was they were children, but by rape, were made into women.
LMAOOOO
UK
Once we destroy every other country we can go back to our eternal rivalry
Well, i hate to say it but spain.
If not, then maybe england or brazil but preferably england because brazil will tell the teacher he did most of the work while he actually did close to none.
>United Nations
>Actually uniting nations
Thanks, check out my tumblr it's freeplaestine_its2016_blacklivesmatter I'm a big fan, love all those great white people are racist joke
Lulz
Yesssss!!
Is there really no other choice?
Im literally white af
I will sent you some tulips eh
So you protected us for centuries and vice versa. We defeated the frogs for more than 3 invasions, you help us kick spains ass for good when they didn't understand they can't handle portuguese men. And now this is what you treat us like? We have the oldest alliance in the planet. I'm so gonna tell america that you're a backstabbing little bitch
france
It's obvious
There really isn't besides the dutch, and the only reason they're so buddy-buddy is because there was some dutch princess or someshit so the local government quickly and officially declared that hospital room "Dutch Soil" so the VIP was officially born Dutch.
Someshit like that. Every year That hospital gets a bunch of flowers.
Oh shit my drunken mind was correct.
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What about the country with the same queen?
Theoretically of course, i prefer France or Portugal
HAH! SAVED THAT SHIT!
Well but to be honest we did backstab you too when we divided the world in two with spain (spoiler: it ended up being nothing because the spanish though we were giving them the smaller chunk and always wanted to switch again and again)