UN asks every country to make a pair

UN asks every country to make a pair

Which cunt would you pair up with?

Canada obviously

Argentina

Iceland

I'll betray our neighbors and go with Benin

This hurts

Chi- you bitch

Isreal

benis brothers :DDD

You guys are too good for us anyway.

Greenland.

Brazil

you would betray us like that?

Germany

We are better as "just friends" tBh

US can't pair with anyone anyway because they're too fat and takes up too much room already.

Straya, Canada or New zealand. Or all of them.
Cant team up with JFs

NZ.

Imagine the bantz

Don't talk about yourself like that

>not making the benis

Greenland isn't a member, since it's not a country.

Palestine

That's not how you spell somalia.

No.

FUCK YOU WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY

RUDE

Oh gosh oh gosh :3

That's incest mate, and that's just not on

Cuba

>just want to solidify our bromance
>get rejected

FINE WE WILL JUST GO HAVE ANGRY SEX WITH MEXICO

FUCK YOU THEN FUCKING MONKEY SHIT GO FUCK A SPIDER

France is the only correct choice given history and convenient distance.

Germany

Australia

How is that even a question

>french girls
muh dick

we will always be neutral 2bh and supply our allies or someshit

Albertan ''''''''''''education'''''''''''''

Stacy Martin is French/English, but I feel you.

USA I guess. Not like anyone else is an option.

France will want Quebec though.

No, YOU fuck spiders.

We all fuck spiders from time to time..

This. Greatest ally and king kebab remover

New Zealand

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Russia, then we can form one big super-superpower and rule the world

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

But Muhammad, Britain is the one that gave Jews your sandy resort

>Tumblr

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Tumblr

I prefer Reddit xD

You finally accept this. Good good.

Rofl
I am so not Muhammad lol
Jews take, not receive.

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Canada and America have arguably the tightest bond of any two countries.

Canada.

Sorry Aussies, you're dicks. UK, not the nicest either. NZ - who? Israel, you've fucked us so hard you blew up a battleship. And alot of other things to the point where Obama really just doesn't like you. It sucks but there it is. Still top 3-4 Allies though. France - pretty high up there. Japan/Korea? Nah, I've talked about this for too long.

Canada it is, there is logically no other acceptable answer.

hahahahaha true EH? buddy lmao

I would say Canada but since Canadians in this thread are being reluctant I will go with India, and together we can remove all kebab

>he wants a fucking leaf

Pfft fine. Not like we wanted to be with you or anything...

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>pick any country to ally with
>Palestine! The most useful country of all time with a rich culture and history!

Sure thing Muhammad. Your taqqia would have worked had this had anything to do with Israel but not even other Muslims want to team with Palestine. Back to durkastan for you.

What is all comes down to, is everything is lesser than US/Canada, UK/US, French/US, Israel/US are extraordinarily strong. To the tune of dying for eachother without a second thought. Yet, it is not a strong as neighbors you understand?

UN can go fuck itself, Anglosphere is the new world power.

more than just neighbours tbqh

You can say which ever slur you like
At the end of the day, i said something
You lost your mind
Get over it

gay

>says the guy who rapes his geological neighbor's children to a genocidal degree

Alright.

No one lost their mind and your first name isn't a slur. Don't deny your religion, your parents might find out and honor kill you.

Solid af bants. Good work. I've noticed.

I have already honour killed my parents because they had bacon sandwiches

And fyi "deny your religion" is the gayest thing i ever heard....its 2016 for christs....i mean allahs sake

Costa Rica

Urugay

>Implying that's gay

it's no homo, they were women bro

Well tbf, they we're women at first.

Thanks big papa Sam

>it's 2016

Are you the host of an unfunny nightly talk show?

Well tbf, they weren't women at first*

That's a man

>Americans in charge of reading anything ever

user pls go

Yes, yes thats what i am, well done

Croatia

Denmark, but all the roleplay as country people should die first in both countries.

>Aussies in charge of literary grandeur

The joke was they were children, but by rape, were made into women.

LMAOOOO

UK

Once we destroy every other country we can go back to our eternal rivalry

Well, i hate to say it but spain.

If not, then maybe england or brazil but preferably england because brazil will tell the teacher he did most of the work while he actually did close to none.

>United Nations
>Actually uniting nations

Thanks, check out my tumblr it's freeplaestine_its2016_blacklivesmatter I'm a big fan, love all those great white people are racist joke

Lulz

Yesssss!!

Is there really no other choice?

Im literally white af

I will sent you some tulips eh

So you protected us for centuries and vice versa. We defeated the frogs for more than 3 invasions, you help us kick spains ass for good when they didn't understand they can't handle portuguese men. And now this is what you treat us like? We have the oldest alliance in the planet. I'm so gonna tell america that you're a backstabbing little bitch

france

It's obvious

There really isn't besides the dutch, and the only reason they're so buddy-buddy is because there was some dutch princess or someshit so the local government quickly and officially declared that hospital room "Dutch Soil" so the VIP was officially born Dutch.

Someshit like that. Every year That hospital gets a bunch of flowers.

Oh shit my drunken mind was correct.

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What about the country with the same queen?
Theoretically of course, i prefer France or Portugal

HAH! SAVED THAT SHIT!

Well but to be honest we did backstab you too when we divided the world in two with spain (spoiler: it ended up being nothing because the spanish though we were giving them the smaller chunk and always wanted to switch again and again)