/International Chess Thread/

This is international related discussion of the topic of the historical game of Chess, please do not delete. Thank you.

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e4

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why am i so fucking bad

why the fuck faggot mods delete the last thread?

sure

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>bullet

im uninstalling

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is thinking fast a bit too much for you?

>implying there is thinking in bullet

My chess score is in direct correlation to how well I'm functioning on the day. As you can see I'm not doing so good these days..

exactly, keep it up then

dudes my head hurts so much

thread header made it look like hot garbage, this one will do much better
this. bullet is not my jam

I can respect 3+2, but if you go below that, it stops being chess and becomes a lesser game. I don't like that.

chess trash talk is best trash talk
take meds, drink water

dude you have iron overdose or something?

should i take some hydrocodone i have

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I see I scared people away.
I'll give you 2 minutes advantage if time is so important to you.

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are you gonna play or what? stop freaking out it's just a game,bro.

I can play 5+5.

What is your FIDE rating?

>I can play 5+5.
>What is your FIDE rating?
what Fide rating you crazy Nord, I play for fun.

You don't even know what a FIDE rating is? Have you ever been to a chess club?

We just play for fun here, normie

Jesus Christ dude

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OK, enjoy that. I'm out.

good thread

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Im too noob today, sorry fellas

I enjoy these threads, Canadabro.

Currently rated 1511 in Blitz and I'm really happy with that considering I was 1300 at best a month or two ago.

here we go

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Man I'm so fucking HYPE for Carlsen-Karjakin (starting Friday the 11th)

The only annoying thing is that there's no dedicated board where we can really discuss it. Sup Forums doesn't seem to recognize chess as a sport (seeing as they've deleted chess threads in the past), /asp/ is nothing but wrestling, and /tg/ hates chess because there's no RNG.

Sup Forums has the occasional chess thread, usually created by the norwegian carlsen fanboy

no one? welp, next time then

This is the new DESIGNATED shitting thread for chess

Apparently this thread is politics and belongs on Sup Forums though.....

?????

ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER

IT THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT

good game thanks

not for Sup Forums
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you're bloody good for someone who as you said who doesn't know all the pieces

i know the pieces, i'm just not familiar with on screen format

See Sup Forums has banned chess threads in the past. Currently there's no good place for a chess thread, so Sup Forums is as good a place as any.

There's no chess thread there.

lets play again

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Whom wert thou addressing, 1 or more persons?
Why did'st thou use "ye" in the singular sense?

sorry, but not in the mood since its noon here and my boss is gonna check me out in 10-15 minutes.
he comes like a thief

tad aggressive i think
good things lads, we should create a movement since those Sup Forums twats are dragging their heels

wish there were a permanent chess general

okay np mate

There can be, if you want.

I've been making these threads for the alst 3 days and they have been getting good turnout and responses.

keep makin 'em especially at the WC

I didn't know.
What the fuck is with /tg/?
>Ctrl F
>chess
>no results found
all I found that I bothered to read was this o.p.'s experience of human shits.
«>be me
>walk into the local card/comic book shop to buy a gift for my 8 year old nephew
>instantly greeted with uproarious laughter of inbred looking teens and manchildren
>nearly deaf
>look around to see these autists socializing playing tabletop and card games
>some guy sleeping on a couch
>all males except for 2 girls
>a girl on her shitty laptop and another sitting next to a guy, which is probably her boyfriend, watching a card game while playing a 3ds
>both are butt ugly would not bang material
>walk by the tables on the way to the counter
>their combined body odor stench sizzles my nose hairs and makes me nauseous
>guy behind the counter is some middle aged dude who gloats over these low-lives asskissing him because he's the owner
>ask for a box of the most recent set of yu gi oh booster packs
>don't want to initiate conversation
>"you should come by on thursdays we hold yu gi oh tournaments"
>say i don't play and it's just a gift for my nephew
>purchase the cards
>turn towards the exit to see in the center of the walkway some teenage faggot waving his hands around another guy's face making weird noises, and the other guy is just standing there trying to make a poker face
>autism levels are exceeding the limit
>their group of friends are laughing
>annoyed and angry i walk around them and leave

it is hell going in those shops. i should have ordered online. i hope you guys aren't like this.»

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>What the fuck is with /tg/?
They hate chess because, in chess, there's no dice and therefore no way to roll a checkmate on move 3.

I wish I were kidding.

Why is chess so popular in Canada?

Is it becsuse we have a lot of immigrants?

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I have similar experience with "you groove: you lose" threads on /gif/, faggoty mods keep deleting them at the end and not saving to Sup Forums's archive.
I must go ask questions about it.

in relation to your story, no shot man. even the nerdiest shit you can do in chess (consistently go to chess clubs/meetups, play in tourneys) is infinitely more based than that autistic mess. those card games are an abomination, chess has been around for over 1000 yrs in some form or another, modern chess for 800 years- there's legacy and tradition here. mb it's bc of the city i live in but there's an air of intellect and respect for the game when i meet up w and play others. i enjoy training online and everything and exploring lines but im all about the in-person play

hah you whitepride?

great pin w the rook on the queen. game over son, plus his clock mgmt is shit

>that king's hunt
lol sadistic

yeah, quite nasty ain't it
I usually play bullet

I wasn't comparing Yu Gi O to chess, I just typed that it was the only thing on /tg/ that I found worth reading. I can respect chess and its players.
Have fun with the game, doodieboy.