How is life without any forest, Anglocucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How is life without any forest, Anglocucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You tell me, Hans.
implying that average kraut has a forest near his home
I have more forestation than all of you
How will life be as a soon to be Russian province?
>tfw Finland
>there are more forests in my region than in the whole UK
wew lad
You dont eaven have forests, I was in germany whole summer and you have forests in spessart and odenwald and thats it.
>implying USA is gonna protect you when TRUMP gets elected president
You can shove that 1.2% defense budget back up your ass where it belongs.
Finland 233,320 km2
Germany 113,176 km2
My entire country is one big forest
Norway 93,870 km2.
Who would have thought?
>my backyard
My state is 75% forested, and we have the highest cow to person ratio, buds.
It's actually not that surprising considering how many mountains they have, trees can't grow in high altitude especially so far north
>live in the middle of a forest
>lonely and depressed as hell
>have to walk 6km from bus to home
>path is mostly through forest
>it's pitch black and cold in winter
>walk into a fucking boar
>have to stand still scared shitless for 10min
forests are overrated
Turkey: 216,781 km2
Are you even trying Hans?
United Kingdom 28,650km2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Drive a car and carry a gun, dipshit. Forest life best life.
Feels like having a stronk naval history.
I had the sames in middle school.
>carry a gun
>in Sweden
yeah nah
>USA
>3 million km2
Hello.
>can't carry a gun
Maybe your wife's son can protect you, then.
>have to stand still scared shitless for 10min
xaxaxaxa holy shit swededs really are a fucking joke
are all the males in your country limp wristed faggots like you?
What if a spooki bear comes charging through those trees and you don't have your magnum handy because you let Riley Jr. play with it?
black bears are cucks
he could probably kick it to death
Southern Norway is Best Norway
Well yeah, the north is filled with Draugrs
>one shot at being born in sweden as a forest-loving introvert
>born in the one place that's farthest from any forest and most densely populated with sandniggers
JUST
Here's the burger version.
Kids over here don't usually bring handguns to school and I'm pretty cool with that
A boar can kill you. I know a guy who goes boar hunting in Poland, a boar killed one of the local guides down there. They got some serious tusks.
>his cunt waists space on trees
Why do the ucrainians have so much nonforest?
Their population is half as ours but their country nearly twice as big.
Is there steppeland or did the commis razed the wilderness for endless agrarian fields?
just realized that's not the right map
And let's keep it that way. Fuck these corrupted goverment workers who tryin to take forrest's and make some ABC:s or KKK-market-super-hyper-shopping centers out of nowhere..
I still have my other firearms and bow. Also, this moose are scarier than black bears.
Hello
>7,762,602km2
>A boar can kill you.
Last year a cop was killed by a boar while hunting. The boar attacked his leg and cut his femoral artery. He instantly knew he was going to die after the attack.
>Kids
This site is 18+ only
>highest cow to person ratio
well if you mom lost some weight that might change...
Not having forests is one thing but not having mountains is subhuman
A full grown boar is terrifying as fuck, go out and beat one up with your bare hands and tell me about it.
Wut? Do you own forest? If not, then just shut the fuck up.
Bretty gud tbqh
No matter how bad it gets, I'll always find comfort in that I don't live in the netherlands and can just hop on my bike and go live in the wild all summer if I feel like it.
We've got maintains for days
pic is highest point, 320m
>maintains
Mountains*
>walk into a fucking boar
what did he mean by this
Thanks I didn't know, I just booked a ticket to the best Dutch ski ressort
East Ukraine is steppe. That's where the cossacks thrived.
Ukraine as a whole is GOAT farmland. That's why Russian Empire was one of the top grain producers before Soviets ruined everything.
I think they call Ukraine the breadbasket of the world. Very few trees, lots of open sky and cropfields.
Nice bantz, friend, but my mom lives in another, much fatter state.
I miss my mom, and I wish she lived closer :/
Forgot to say that in comparison I can't remember the last time a wolf or bear killed anyone. Some years ago a bear slapped a guy and broke his arm but that's all.
do trees grow in englands
I'm sure you'll like it here.
They cut them all down to build a wooden wall
A great decision, in hindsight.
>trees
Fuck off gayboy
Just raise your arms to the air to make yourself big and scream CO JEST KURWA
They will flee. I speak from experience.
Metaphorically speaking, it was a few meters in front of me, noticed it when it started growling. Again it was pitch black and boars don't have very good eye sight.
dutch "moutains"
why don't brits eat chestnuts? when I went to Greewnwich only asians were picking them
>mfw I live in western Washington
Step up your forest game, Eurocucks
There are boars in Sweden? Isn't that haram?
Ah I see.
Probably cool for motorcycle clubs and the like.
>mfw picking chestnuts last week-end.
>only 30% of his country is forest
Chestnuts are only really a Christmas thing. Not sure why
We are trying.
They want to convert 2% of germany into untouched wilderness, thats something if you think about our dense population and the narrow space we have in comparison to your awesome gargantuan landmass.
the boar population is growing in yurop, that cancer is even reaching Norway
I went to a local village fair last week that was literally named "feast of the chestnut" and could find hundreds of chestnut related food
>basing your national pride on a few branched sun jews
It's all for sale, too. Ukraine has the cheapest land prices and the best lands. The Chinese government is making huge purchases there.
Anyone who invests in Ukrainian arable land now is going to become fabulously wealthy in 25 years.
I live in Ardèche and we have tons of those.
I make my own chestnut spread and chestnut flour.
This image looks doctored...
>he is proud of his country being concrete paki ghetto
My father always get something like 4 or 5 25kg bags full of nuts and chesnuts now that he is retired. I don't like them, although in my region we have a festival called magosto.
Fuck yes, the Ardèche chestnusts have an excellent reputation
I live in Hérault so the back of the departement being mountainous and close to the Cévennes it's also a tradition
Pic related they were preparing grilled chestnusts
Nice, our chestnuts festival are also called castagnades. They're very importance where I live (Ardèche) because they were among staple foods.
Noice, didn't know chesnuts were so popular in France.
Ouf, j'ai cru que tu allais me dire que étais Gardois. Et crois moi, mieux vaut avoir une taupe dans son jardin qu'un gardois comme voisin.
I thought the abos torched mist of it.
I know they're also popular in Italy, some friend of mine makes tons of money by selling them in Milan. I guess they're also common in all of Southern Europeans forested areas.
>we could plant glorious oak forest everywhere but no, we need more pakis
This unless it's a mother with kids then they'll fuck up dogs and might charge a human. If he lived in grizzly country though he'd be fucked.
>Greenwich
>Only asians
>implying there's any Brits in London
There's your answer, Garcia. I forage for chestnuts every autumn
no it doesn't??
Well as the other French user said they used to be very basic food, the area we're talking about (Cévennes mountains and around) has an old pastoralism tradition with a lot of sheperds and chestnust used to be among the food they'd take with them while walking their flocks
J'avoue que je sais pas ce qu'il y a dans l'air du Gard pour rentre les gens comme ça mais plus je vais vers l'ouest et l'Aude plus les gens sont posés, par contre vers l'est et le Gard le nombre de cassos augmente radicalement
>31,70%
>19,00%
>32,00%
30,84%
>27,60%
>8,79%
>45,50%
Okay
Very nice
Well, I know there are some companies in Galicia that sell canned chesnuts to Switzerland.
You should go to Greenwich, it's good for a run and it's also full of ever kind of people, actually I only saw the chinese when they were picking chestnuts.
>ride bike though forest in springtime
>slam the breaks and freeze as a family of a dozen boars cross the road 5m ahead
>papa boar stands there keeping an eye on me while his wife's sons cross the road
>he eventually follows them
Sort of anticlimactic.
My region is 48%.
>love forest
>tfw no forest
WHERE IS THE GOVERNMENT PLANTING PROGRAM???
We must fill up that empty land mass with Asian workers to make the empire grow strong
Is this you?
>that accent
>that car paint
youtube.com
maybe we could start using pakis as fertilizer
That's what you are for
>Reeee, humans fuck off!
Not everyone is as experienced in boar hunting as some of you slavs...
One of the reasons we don't have as many trees, particularly England, is because we made boats out of them. And houses, structures, tools and fuel.
>As you guys know I'm not a small chap