ATTENTION ALL NATIONS WITH EXTRADITION TREATIES WITH USA

All nations are instructed to elevate scrutiny of entrants with US passports and detain this international criminal who may attempt to flee the United States next week.

Suspect will likely be carrying large quantities of various global currencies and is considered a high flight-risk. Suspect may appear intoxicated or medically impaired. Suspect may be traveling with armed personal detail and should be considered dangerous.

Please detain at check-point and keep under strong security until US authorities arrive to take custody of the prisoner. Be sure to verify that the credentials of the US agents are indeed current and valid with the United States before releasing prisoner.

Suspect is wanted for questioning in relation to charges of treason, espionage, corruption and embezzlement. Please circulate this notice to your various state authorities.

>Sup Forumsdit roleplaying

fuck off

So you admit to harboring a fugitive.

Confess your crime.
Leniency is shown to those who confess.
You must tell us everything.

Only a few more days before reality kicks in

Now I'm good and mad.

Dusty old Mexican. Shoo. You cannot post without proper documentation.

This is an American thread for American posters. We'll have no trouble here.

How are you planning on killing yourself when Trump gets btfo?

Nukes, naturally.

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Kill all dirty Sup Forumsfags.

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Five days until Trump is officially a dead meme

No sass from you.

Nonsense.

Soon the Liberals will be crushed and young Chelsea will be one of us.

It is as I've foreseen.

>america builds the wall with american materials and american workers
>mexicans just punch through it

>candidates are a rich racist white male
Or
>A strong independent woman

It's 2016, we all know how this turns out

Eat shit assburger.

You gonna get cucked by Shillary who's sponsored by towelheads.

I don't think so.

There will be a sign on The Wall.

The sign will say "No Trespassing".

Once they read the sign, they will know they aren't allowed over The Wall, and they will have to turn around and go away. That's the rule. It will be clearly written on the sign.

And that takes care of that.

>Americans throw out the Mexicans
>no one left who knows how to build a wall

>allowed over The Wall

they'll just punch through it, as it'll be made out of wood glue and cardboard.

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Here's a demonstration section of Trump's wall to Mexico, utilizing all the latest construction engineering accessible in the USA.

That's not true. We probably have at least 200 or so bricks left that we didn't use on prisons yet.

They're really nice bricks. You should see them.

>ameribricks are made of sawdust and PVA glue

I SAID NO SASS!

>build a wall to keep out all invaders
>a kenyan still gets in the whitehouse and stays there for 8 years

We can borrow Chinese from Canada though.

Pic related, from when South Park was funny and people enjoyed watching it. It was some time ago though.

Don't you have a mass funeral to go to for all those Brexit voters your rigged government is about to shaft?

That's what I thought. No sass from you either, dusty old teabag.

That's not true either. They are obviously made of brick. Duh.

Who will pay for the missing income on speeding tickets if our officers spend their time on useless things like arresting criminals?

you sound pretty triggered paco.

you gonna shoot yourself on voting day lol

That's the easy part.

The sneaky Mexicans will still want to get in.

So we simply tell them that if they want in, they have to bring us big fat bags of cash.

I mean real money, not that funny stuff they use in Mexico.

I SAID NO SASS AND THATS WHAT I MEANT NO GODDAM SASS I AM SICK OF COMING TO AN AMERICAN BOARD ON AN AMERICAN SITE WRITTEN IN AMERICAN AND GETTING NOTHING BUT SASS FROM A BUNCH OF GODDAM FOREIGN OUTLANDERS GODDAMMIT IM NOT GONNA KEEP TAKING THIS I SAID NO SASS AND THATS WHAT I MEANT NO MORE GODDAM SASS.

NO GUFF NO BACK-TALK NO SMART-MOUTH NO LIP AND NO GODDAM SASS!!!1!1!!

why do you get assblasted so much?
do you want to enter illegally?
Trump is only against illegals