Have you ever been in prison, int?

Have you ever been in prison, int?

Russian prison has a special culture of prison puzzles. Mind to answer? If you fail, you would become petookh (rooster) - prison homosexual.
There are two chairs. One with erected dicks, other with sharp pikes on it. Where would you sit? Where would your mother sit?

Wanna dick in your ass or a fork in your eye?

What would you prefer? Soap from a table or a bread from toilet?

got sued once, that's about it

Great way to rid your country of drugged out tourists with a lot of cash Mitya.

Are the right answers the non-gay ones?

Presumably you get what you answer?

You fall down with a parachute. You see forest of dicks to the left and sea of shit to the right of you. Where would you land?

Yes, on a school trip.

There is an island in every sea, there is a meadow in every forest

I'd preferto stay home in the Netherlands answering hypothetical questions asked by a Russian closet gay.

>Are the right answers the non-gay ones?
Kind of, my black friend. But not certainly what you're expecting.
>Presumably you get what you answer?
Yes, of course. But there is a way to escape it. You should be smart enough to guess it.

Pro question for you:
When you was fucked, what had they written on your ass?

in the middle?

Wrong answer, the correct one here

Congratulations! You receive both dicks and shit!
Andryukha, stanovis' psheku szadi, a ya yemu v varezhku nasru!

There are no forks on jails

Make TV louder!

You said sea of shit forest of dicks. Not forest of dicks with a patch of no dicks. If it was not for Dostojevski I would have already given up on Russian wisdom.

Correct. Sit on a higher shelf, get your chifir and cigs.

*in

Miserable slaves! Let the revolution begin!

Oh okay, so you must pick neither like:
Only one right answer?

>When you was fucked, what had they written on your ass?
The only thing that fucked me was the government and they didn't write anything.

Does my answer get me raped or beaten up?

Sit on the floor?

>Have you ever been in Russia, int?

I fixed it for you.

>raped
This.
Correct answer is "My ass is not a paper, and dicks aren't pens".

My mom on dicks, me on my mom

No. Take the pikes and chop down the dicks.
Sitting on a floor makes you a faggot because it's dirty. You now sleep under a bed in a faggot corner (I.e. where the toilet is located). You would be fucked now and your name would be changed in a female form of it, John is Joanna, Konstantin is Catherine. Also you would receive cigs and food for being fucked, in other case other prisoners would consider that guy who fucks you has fallen in love with you. Also if you're beaten you're beaten with feet only, hands are forbidden because you're dirty.

wtf I hate this game

No, both chairs should be occupied.

My old friends were in prison several times though they were 16 years old.
Their life is probably over.

>picreleated
What's happened? How are Korean prisons?

"I don't want to play this game anymore"

I don't know why they were in prison. Maybe stole some money.
Korea's prison life? Just boring. They don't lie down or sleep, so they must be sit down until the PT time or working. There is no quality TV programs and no washrooms and toliet paper.

The guy, who will fuck you is not considered homosexual. Doublethink reigns in prisons and prisoners released to freedom spread it.

Like this.

schoolboy bullshit thread

yes

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sheit

he chose the fork lmao

well at least he didn't live under bad and recieve dicks every day

stfu before u get bombed again yellow nigger

just jail
jail is less than 6months, mine was for drinking and i stayed 4 hours.... more of a police racket than a crime.
lets kill the police, and let there dogs rape their corpses!
prison is 1 year or more

spent & unspent crimes

one is serious, one is because police got to make money

So you are allowed to tamper with chairs before you sit on the chairs?
So you are not choosing between the two options