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A thread in dedication to His Almighty Fatness, 190 k.g. Master–Race.

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korean pop

heheheh

Is TalkTalk internet any good?

Mummy is thinking about switching from Virgin to it.

this isn't a karen thread

Why did Jeremy betray his beliefs and campaign to Bremain?

Going for a jam \m/

really made me think

is 190cm actually lisicki?

hahahahaha

hair is thinning

anyone here doing the minoxidil + finasteride treatment?

Imagine being such a nation of runts that Boris fucking Johnson pulled the wool over everybody's eyes then fucked off when he got what he wanted

LLF

*accidentally mashes ballbag with a mallet*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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got a human female coming round to my flat lads

she's been round twice before, first time just got some dry humping, second time got a blowie and I fingered her

reckon tonight is the night I get to put P in V

politicians are fraudsters mate. just interested in votes and power.

beg her not to

it's called compromise.

back from work lads

you're going to poo in her vagina? bit unhygienic

belfast mentioned

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>Authorities confiscated more than 4,000kg of the drug in 2015-16, a rise of a quarter on the previous year

Can proudly say I have dobbed in a few big dealers. I prefer my neighbourhood to be drug free

This is going to sound like the tippiest thing ever but one of the major things that's always got in the way of me getting a GF is that I just don't find girls less intelligent than me attractive. Even if they're really beautiful if they're thick it just turns me right off.

When I find a girl who is equal or more intelligent it's just so refreshing.

I can't imagine having a gf or wife who you can't have actual conversations with. Maybe it's just me though.

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You try to running an organisation of 200 dickheads.

See how far you get without making the odd compromise here and there.

WTF I hate taigs now

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hat

Fuck off normster

literally on the train home

guess what type of train I'm riding

Your average bremoaner

Kill yourself

I'd honestly smack the living shite out of you

standard London Midland rattler

Reach into your pants, fiddle with your bellend, and give it a sniff.

What's it smell like?

Reminder Ulster you fucking frosty jacks drinking fuck day of the rope is coming soon best day of my life

no

Yeah I know

It's just nice to have a girl who actually knows things and gets jokes that aren't just surface level bullshit.

Musky, nice.

not particularly happy that Northern Ireland has a huge fucking hole in it

fuck off lad

it's my clay not yours

Why can't Parliament just pass a new bill saying Parliament doesn't Parliament's oversight to trigger Article 50?

That would make today's ruling irrelevant.

the same old sweaty piss smell as usual

>replying to the wrong post

embarrassing

a bit pissy considering i just took a piss and forget to shake

cleanish, with a very slight tangyness

>*logs onto bebo*
>ahh, yes my page is nice
>signs into MSN messenger
>*Big Deano sent you a nudge!*
>*Big Deano sent you a nudge!*
>Alri Deano m8
>"Alri m8"
>What is 1st period tomorrow btw?
>"Math m8"
>Fuck sake m8 cba, >:( check my new bebo post x
>*posts crazy frog youtube video*
>"haha good stuff m8 :)"
>You up for a kickabout after dinner m8?
>"Ye m8 come round to ours at about 6"
>Alri m8 cya then x
>"rite m8"
>*Big Deano sent you a nudge!*
>What m8?
>*Big Deano is offline*
>haha good one m8

Brexit will still happen though.

Tears.
ABSOLUTE TEARS.

May can threaten to call an early general and Labour MPs (knowng they'll lose their seats) will cower in line.

Hilary Benn has already said he'll vote for Brexit despite being a remainer.

>Why can't Parliament just pass a new bill saying Parliament doesn't Parliament's oversight to trigger Article 50?
*doesn't need Parliament's oversight

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beef space raiders

seems a bit stupid that no one thought maybe we should check to see if parliament is sovereign BEFORE we do this referendum

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well crafted gimmick

Honestly I want a girl that I can protect. Love the idea of having something to really care about.

>making Brexit party political
Have you been actually paying attention?

This isn't a Conservative vs. Labour thing. The majority of the GOVERNMENT and the majority of the OPPOSITION both support remain.

bags of sand

How do these images become so low quality?

Seriously

why did i laugh at this shit

that in itself would need parliament's approval to be passed. so you either need parliament approval of brexit or parliament's approval of the brexit enabling act

because that's undemocratic

Just get a dog

the mandem NEED corbyn

don't see why this is so hard to understand

Not really the same though is it?

Ah yes the government doing that is undemocratic but the government overriding the populations vote in the referendum is totally fine

can't wait to see what the intellectuals on question time make of todays events

Supposed to be working for a test lads-and I'm not. What am I like eh hahaghagaggagahgahahhahahhahhaaha

Would quite like this Brexit stuff to be stopped, don't want to have to muck about getting a European citizenship,

>parliament's approval of the brexit enabling act
But if MPs openly rebelled against this, the public would know they're being shafted.

It's a dangerous move but I would play it if I was a Brexiter.

what events i only woke up an hour ago

I'd rather have a dog

Do you want to stay in the UK or stay in the EU?

Do quite like late 90s/early 2000s trance lads

March on parliament when lads?

goodnight lads

on the tube lads and this absolute runt keeps looking at me

how do i make him go away?

>the intellectuals on question time
did a chuckle

I thought we had a referendum? Would MP's go against the clear willy of the British people?

I hope not

Neurons firing at full speed

despise the lower class

*check the time*

hmmm... ah yes i see i woke up bright nad early.. wait whats this (is dark outside)

oh i see... well i must have slept until 5:39 PM and not 5:39 AM.... thats strange i do not remember when i fell asleep

*nitices the beer cans in bin*

hohoho i see,,, oh yes it is coming back. i nmust leave the house and go for a walk... lest the fear return

w

if i woke up an hour ago with 8 hours sleep would i fall asleep if i took a 5 or 10mg benzo at about 3am and tried to fall asleep?

in for both

the problem with going along with brexit is that you completely disregard the opinion of the other half of the people who voted remain
it's not fair on them

Looks like he could wreck you.

You're overestimating the intelligence of brexiters

These people were stupid enough to vote leave in the first place remember

The class above you despise you m8

Molyneux's obvious problems with women is getting a bit pathetic tbqh

there is going to be a vote in parliament on whether to trigger article 50

idk the legal ins and outs of when 1 institution wants to reduce its power since i imagine it's never happened in the history of time. that would probably be taken to the high court as well. and if it passed it would set a dangerous precedent as anyone from then on could just stick their fingers up at the chamber and pass whatever they like

You cant have both unless there is no brexit

Ask him if he could handle talking to Putin and not end up on the floor in a complete mess

I think half the country hasn't been told the British empire doesn't exist anymore.

rather upsetting post

Indeed, it's a seed bed for homosexuality at this point.

hate them too

absolutely despise the upper class lads

wish those cretins would fuck off

your dads a doctor and your mums a uni teacher

smfh

your dad doesn't even run a corporate conglomerate

oh

do you care?

>Brexit overturned
>Hillary elected

Where were you when globalisation won?

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