Impress a washed up Legend

Spit a verse, user.

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DID

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MAN

WHO

fuck you

INVENTED

Hm. Okay den.

I got something that'll knock your socks off user.
youtube.com/watch?v=QHYwprmWMfY

im in your food with a lamborghini eating bitch from her tiddies

NIGGERS

GO

i got verses for days niggaz check em out

soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g

Look, I'm tired of all these threads getting filled to the brim with everyone jerking each other off with memes, and then one guy actually dropping bars. I'm not askin for some insanely insightful politically charged passionate fire, just some good ol' bragodocio and clever punchlines. So I'm gonna be that one guy who actually tries in this thread:

Infectious disease, I put the ill in trill
This is not a drill, I'm more serious than OD'ing on pills
I stand still, but I move waves harder than the next man
Unlimited information from me, like a text plan
Juggling on a unicycle, but I'm not a clown
I spit a universe to prove I wear a fuckin crown
Not from the boogie down, I'm from the brotherly town
Called Philladelphia, where you get a pound if your sound is profound
Fuck all the big words, the references spat fast
I keep my calmness like a good pac rat
The game is plagued by whack raps, snapbacks, and trap
It's all trash, I miss the day of hard facts and boom baps
DD batteries to fuel me like jugs
I can bump Rakim, but I can bump Young Thug
These young bouls come to me to cop a couple of nugs
But they're buggin me, actin like I'm their dawg like a pug
Shit, they're too slow with velocity
Trynna act like velociraptors with philosophy
My bars age better than a Phanerozoic fossil
Mad hostile, movin more words than apostle
This shit cracks harder than some dope in your girl's nostrils

alright yo check it.
Chick looks so I good,
I suck her daddy's dick and give
him the reach around,
I'm recordin givin his ass a pound,
and we jerk off each other playin that on surround sound,
me and him goin down town,
makin him drop the soap so I can hump his leg like a horny hound.
yeah nigga

...

"WE

Btw I'd appreciate some honest criticism. Me and my boy are dropping a mixtape soon and I've been trynna perfect my freestyle skills.

The six ease out CD laced digital readout
No doubt cop Glocks from the dred fuck the weed house
Show elegance, hate females with no intelligence
Embezzlement got big boys behind the metal fence
Merrill Lynch it's your life Crist alright
Vince on ice sex chicks, all types
General status smoothness mixed with malice
Trips to Dallas built a pool in my palace
Who want what from more moneys I want a cut
Extorting start from the corner step on us up
Sixty inch screen laserdisc with the beam
It's my life I'm holding the dice don't intervene
I send a team, to smash out your whole plans
No cold hands liquid or hunger to hold grands
From state bids to large cats who lace cribs
It's real shit, y'all know what time it is

copyright this shit nigga

you want some honest criticism? get on my level first

WUZ

thanks nigga tryna be the black eminem u feel me?

faggy flow vaguely about this website

Shock value is meaningless not creepy deep vacuum wasteland of lost ideas and vapid chatlogs with masquerading assholes caressing pixelated portraits and squeezing out miscellaneous currencies to feed the screaming sinners demanding thinner clothes and congregating where no one knows your name forging blame on forgeries of ideologies mobile phone cordless countless porn gigabytes filling space replaces taste for imaginary girlfriends tending to every need into demanding from depraved whores to appreciate your raving words picked from obscure forums and unmarked alley doors

>hate females with no intelligence
lemme stop u right there

Uh
It's 1am and I'm sitting here on Sup Forums just writing
my life is empty I feel i need something new, exciting
pick a part of this pepper to get creative juices
you see the fruits of my labor gives me mind of confucius
cuz you see I really been through this, blue bonnet what my mood is
coming sharp like a tool shed hit a lick 'til my shoes red

user look, dumb bitches make it a struggle to get your day through
you take 'em to the mall they think every quote is a staple
you treat em to some lunch now they wanna be at y'home table
instead of giving you wet dome like anne of the greengables

all ya niggas suck! drop some real bars that you recorded! i'm better than all yall here. don't believe me? listen

KANGS

you are literally the 13 year old nigger who posts "ayo I'm just tryna make it in da rap game listen 2 my music pls" on youtube videos

ya i feel ya nigga for real represent

Dirt and grime and filth inside
The story of my lifetime
Of cheating, stealing, never feeling
Pain of a brother, your dirty mother
Ha, ha, ha, look how far we are, are, are, are, are, are, are
(Perfect!)

rodham rodham rodham just jumped over trumpman!
rodham rodham rodham just jumped over trumpman!

E-mails missing they it must have been russia
Makes people say "now why should i have to trust ya"
Got that nomination now i get that bread
That old nigga bernie wished that he was dead
at least he wasn't at that embassy in benghazi
got myself lookin' like a she wolf nazi

Trump talkin lotta shit but look at these numbers
people say im out of touch
well it no longer matters much
2016 Imma run that whole election
since all that shit is rigged, it ain't really no discussion

rodham rodham rodham just jumped over trumpman!
rodham rodham rodham just jumped over trumpman!

US gov treats its people like privileged slaves
give the rich a break so they don't run away
now its getting hot for blacks on the street
Is there any place left to safely meet?
Military, law enforcement runnin' up that budget
rodham rodham picture me with my Lewinsky
rodham rodham rodham you know that shit would be funny
policies, which ones should i pick?
i need extra deep, you know i like my lies thick

I got bars like Minneapolis Minnesota penitentiary
Infiltrating your brainwaves with my words beating phonetically
Listen to me homeboy no one cares about where your level is
So go ahead and ramble, no one's really listenin

corny

moonman moonman cant you see

My 30-foot tall willie

and I just love your racist ways

COLLEGE

GO

ya niggas wack b you could never see me in a real battle baka

how you gon say hiphop aint about dough
remember that video for i know you got soul
rakim had a chain that would break your neck
tryna be paid in full and get that check
nikes so white never worn before
like they fresh out the store stay fresh on tour
yea looking so immaculate i radiate god
like i just hustled crack from an 88 sob
the vibe i throw is charismatic ur chicks on my dick and she keeps staring at it
im 20 000 leagues im deep its hard to breathe its hard to keep ur flow on beat
im centrifugal force that pulls mics from grips so quick they think im equipped with microchips

this is probably the worst shit I've ever heard and I once spent an hour reading the comments on a youtube beat video

u know thats lyrics to an actual song right

>bragodocio and clever punchlines
Masterfully done.

I'm fuckin awesome anonyomous
Online spittin shit, omininous
Spoutin memes to over-leveled lipid kids
Waitin for the happening to take these vapid faggots off the grid
Trolling and rolling around getting smitten by the larger ratio of (You)s to pounds
For once a rapper's not talking currency, especially not one that's headed to the ground
Bongistan's signature sound, alhamdullah prayer rugs out

That's the best i could do

On sum of dat of codeine
Luckily it rhymes with lean

This time tho it''sfrom a pill
Prescribed when i was hella ill

Ichy but chillin
Obviously a villain

Does Jay-z think he's Jesus
Is Dr.Dre Gay
What more is there for me to say

Gimme sumthing slapping bruh, I'll break ya off

Rap is degenerate.

That's why niggers like it so much.

Are you a nigger?

TO

Ugh ugh. You suck.

imagine the irony
scion the stars'll see
drafted from idoltry
my idol's me
peep the same
biblical my plague
imagine the ones
you couldn't run from
up
n washed away
a cough, I came
a falter I made
I drop in the ocean noticed
turned to flame
who reigns
clouds white like my main
time n time again

hot

Your music sounds average because
1. Your beat is something that needs to be changed
2. The back track is absolutely horrid
I don't listen to much rap but a good example of what's good rap is this
>Twenty One Pilots- Guns For Hands
>We've turned our hands to guns, trade in our thumbs for ammunition
I must forewarn you, of my disorder, or my condition
'Cause when the sun sets, it upsets what's left of my invested interest
Interested in putting my fingers to my head
The solution is, I see a whole room of these mutant kids
Fused at the wrist, I simply tell them they should shoot at this
Simply suggest my chest and this confused music, it's
Obviously best for them to turn their guns to a fist

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=3uRUCCgsYBk
Rapping starts at 2:51

What the fuck is this shit:
>The Beatles’ seismic influence cannot be overestimated: where they led, a generation followed. The example they set – that pop music could accommodate all manner of sounds, shapes and caprices – was exceptionally empowering: it threw open the gates to the playground and invited musicians to go figuratively (and sometimes, sadly, literally) nuts.

Filthy Frank sounds better than you

Yo.
Niggers in the house so I grab the beatin' stick
Fighting druggies off while im beating my dick
Crack cocaine makes the ladies insane you can yell at me but who'd you really wanna blame?
I got 10 dollars in my banking account spend it on weed and put it on a deer head mount.
Chain so icy so dont even bother I got your girlfriend referring to me as her father.

I still masturbate
while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate
in the bigger quantities
it counts as rape
when I'm slurping
at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up
all the way to sweat up on my face

If you give no effort
if you got no money
then I got a cheap method
Crack it open
throw it in a pan
and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education
fuck books

If you want to
make it in college
acknowledge all
the flavors that
we dropping mad
knowledge on these
pussy-ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef
to induce the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me
will have to get this ramen first

Start with the shrimp
and then the fire
If your fully blazed
then the shit'll get you higher
Ha, thirty-five cents a pack
three for a dollar
unbelievable pricing
that's the future of
a blue-collar worker

And I'm talking 'bout ramen
the shit'll fill you up
when your feeling like an African
Come back when your in
the state that I'm in
And say hots to my boy
Top Ramen

they say you are whatchu eat,
so bitch, come here and suck on this dick

Soundcloud.com/mulvttx

Codeine is ass. PST tho

yeah mane im the nigger killer
because niggers are bad like ben stiller
and im iller because i live in the shitpost villa
i steal ya bitchs hearth because shes a nigger
and im bigger and i pull the trigger
i listen to mac demarco because im gay
and i love making that fucking hay
and i rap about killing niggers
because i rap about killing niggers
you nigger

I'm a gorilla
So I gorilla

your rhymes are weaker than an aids patient
my rhymes harder than a few feet of pavement
i make a statement, you lack the nuts to say shit
i could fuck your bitch
and make her scream super saiyan
smoke a lot of weed and your eyes go asian
you dumb nigger, go figure
youre mentally retarded
im gonna take you by your face
shove my ass in it and fart it

Sup Forums is the place i dwell
used to be broke now im livin well
i can even afford a Sup Forums pass
and i get so many pieces of ass
and i smoke so much from my stash
and i got so much fucking cash
oh say can you see
i got a big meat
and i would like to meet
probably tylo be chillin cuz he chillin
and i fucking love aaron ellis
i want to live in his palace
jason aldean is what i bump
by all means im voting for trump

how embarrassing

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really good except for the end

Holy shit.

This thread is attracting faggots like moths to a lightbulb.

You're all weak and pathetic.

It difficult for anonymous users to embarrass themselves but congrats to you all for managing to.

I'd give you your (You)'s but there's simply too many.

Give up on your dreams. You're all just awful.

i like it but it's really straightforward, mix it up some

Smoke cocaine like candy
You know for spittin fire my own brain is handy
UH you all know how it is
All that is in hands are girls tits
Gee whiz what time it is?
Time to get a watch bitch
Cause then you would have seen my fist...coming at you
But no
You were just too slow

Yo, listen
I'm spiting licks, microphone licking tricks
look how my slick shit slips right through your bitch
oooooohh smooth

I broke up with my ex girl
Here's her number
Sike! That's the wrong number!

Tired as fuck,
Got some tea in my cup,
Wish I could sleep,
But I know I'm a fuck

Just took a fat crap,
Now I'm told to rap,
It's more like a shitty poem,
At least I'm at home.

Off the top like cup ramen, rhymin' be premium
Remedial niggas need a new medium
Everybody wanna a deal, I see the greed in em
Honestly all I want is my rent paid, sense the sensei
I just want a little green you can call me young Dende
Every verse is fire you can call me young Entei
Yall niggas fake as fucking cartoons, I guess y'all hentai
Rub em off with some Bengay, balance my problems
With the grace of a ice skater haters iced in a minute
Pay the price or lay you life down for claimin' you menace
Career finished, diminished while my pussy pool replenished
Instead of shitposting on Sup Forums come take a ride with the winners

>good rap
>Rapping starts at 2:51

ok I'll just turn on my hiphop

Did you just tell this nigga that Twenty One Pilots is a good example of rap?

Is this nigga serious?

yeah his whole post is a troll don't respond

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

What the fuck does Dre even do nowadays?

Did you miss all the praise he got last year for Compton?

Nothing. Beats sold to apple, he's done music. May co-produce an album someone he's close to someday but other than that he's sitting on his millions

TRY ME, MIGHT FIGHT
FIST FUCK, ON SIGHT
WRIST HEAVY, FAT DYKE
POP MOLLY, MIKE IKE

Eh, not really. I've never really been that annoying asshole, it's just a fun side thing. That's exactly why I didn't link my soundcloud/YouTube because these threads are just for dicking around
I like straightforwardness but I know what you mean. I was also ridiculously high when I typed that last night, so it's nice to see that it was even slightly cohesive lmao

beserk ur a jerk (^:

Has my favorite band released a new album this year?
NO?
REEE REEE
You gotta be kidding me
REEE REEE
Man the whole music industree - can just drink my pee
REEE REEE

damn nice raps & flow, get at me and we'll release a myspace-exclusive collab album

I'm important like the Pope, I'm a Muslim on pork
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle them both

you think no one remember this entire verse man?

I came in this world from a very humble chrysalis
Fragile and gentle, practicing cognitive dissonance
Analyzing Fibonaccis with ridiculous meticulousness
I mingle and tingle like Kris Kringle or Saint Nicholas
You put the U in stupid
And maybe I put the I
But that don't excuse bein a Cupid
Using love as a guise
Your leather shoes are creasing
Your IQ's decreasing
Your oil needs some greasing
And your eyes need some squeezing
It's like respiration causing drastic chemical changes called breathing
I'm listening to Rachmaninoff, drinking coffee in some Chinos
Getting ready for a Xiu Xiu concert listening to Gambino
I wanna get Deniros, like Robby in Casino
But I didn't have enough clams, so I played a sad B note
I don't mean to too my own horn, but you blow
You need many lines for any rhymes, rockin a blonde Afro
Your cultural appropriation makes me yak like Ipecac
I want my money back, your claim your bars were "phat" but they obviously lack
Any sort of passion
It had my whole crew laughin
Look in the mirror twice and this is just what happens

>I came in this world from a very humble chrysalis
cringe already

this is like a sad hipster verse on Jay Z's "Bring it On"

Here it is for reference.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xd4YFc83nbI

>I wanna get Deniros, like Robby in Casino
I'm going to steal that line lmao

Well this is a story all about i can't do it

This is the definition of memerap

>nigga
nigga
I'm trapping on y'all >niggas
nigga
nigga

yo I need feedback I'm boutta drop a tape soon download it off my soundcloud I'm just a young white rapper trying to make it in the game

I just rapped this replacing your verse to Jay-Z's and as pretentious as it is, it fits.

You may want to consider sharpening your skill and possibly making a mixtape. Tone that pretentiousness down tho.

Igunnuwhadinuhamneh
Shootindesngaslikebleblrebleh
GGRRRRAAAAAAH
iminanuminahfuckindeezniggasUP GRRAH

I eat shit,
thru ur piss,
gimme that money,
that capitalist gravy

Pour it down my asshole,
make me clench my rectum,
fill it with cake,
and suck it out with a straw,

gimme ur love, nigga baby

abort that baby

i wanna eat it's dead body

Sissified killers
hidin knives inside the thighs killer
drive by on a weekday and get your feet sprayed by the time killers

you are not realist

im switichn video games for cocaine pouches
watch your daughter sittn on your couches
out come tha boner
your own im gonna own her destroyed her

mix the windshield with the water

order or new orders
first comes the guns then the slaughters
i bought us enough time to place orders
for artillery shells its literally hell
now they're at the door knockin ringing the bell

put my fear on the shelf
run run the gun gun got to bum bum
i can see their blood in the sun son
and how it works out better to waste five then see three comin with two running don't you wait to be gunning