Name me a more pleb instrument than a bass

>Protip: You can't

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I guess i win then. I knew it.

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HOLY SHIT ARE YOU REAL.

of course not faggot

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Um? A microphone? Literally speaking and singing has no talent or thought process behind it, you don't just learn it unlike REAL instruments

>singing has no talent
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>pleb instrument
The bass is the pulse of the track, you wouldn't keep track without it. They have the most important role in a band.

Yeah but Jaco, dude kicks ass. Granted it's a fret less but makes no difference. And to answer your questiIowa is a flute, unless your in prog. But uh...fuck flute plebs.

are you kidding me? as long as you have ~special~ vocal cords, you can do just about anything with it music-wise and that's just plain lazy. Physical instruments act as a whole separate "voice" you play with which requires much more effort to truly in-sync with.

but to be a /good/ singer, is not something that MOST people can do without just as much training as a good instrumentalist

What do the members of a rock band think during a concert?

Singer is thinking about all the mad puss he's going to get

Guitarist is thinking about the singers sloppy seconds

Bassist is thinking E, G, D, G, A, D, G, D

>Singling out just half of all fret plebs.
>Giving credence to the fretty twangger.

Sorry nigga' guitar is king pleb. There are way more faggot guitarists than bassists by sheer numbers.

What about the drummer?

You're a real fuckass..

The drummer is the one well-adjusted guy that's going home to his QT gf and he's thinking about having fun "hitting the skins."

Sorry

go suck a fuck

is that fucking anthony
wtf is he doing

It's pleb if you don't understand anything about songwriting

LOL son singing is the hardest fucking instrument by far. Any faggot can play a green day song, try singing a green day song to someone and watch how hard they laugh at you.

Playing dat bass boi!

When you're singing you have to worry about resonance, larynx control, enunciation, projection, diaphragm control. All you have to do when you play a piano is worry about your fucking fingers

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you're all seem like retarded autists

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This is against the rules idiot.
Enjoy you b&.

who is this semen demon

>you're all seem like retarded autists
>you're all seem
>you are all seem

i believe that is mr. lance bass

That's a weird guy. I bet he's hiding so much autistic shit

that's Nick Lache you retard

It's only pleb if not played properly.

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either way he's qt

i've never even touched a bass and i could probably learn this in 30 minutes

hahaha nice one
>not understanding bass is about groove and feel
that's why this board is so tasteless

I learnt pour some sugar on me in 10 minutes on my dad's bass, 3hard5me

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What's that you said, OP?

>Not putting American Life by Primus

Fuck off

If I was to post Primus it would've been My Name is Mud not american life

Yeah years of training and practicing specific techniques for your craft = "special vocal chords"

Is playing guitar just special fingers then? See, you sound dumb.

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wut a pleb stare