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racism edition

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>those fucking teeth.

yeah hillary is a corrupt hag, but who cares, Trump wants good relations with russia!

HAO LING

Nige is a bit like Jeremy Clarkson in that he doesn't give a shit about his outward appearance and therefore people are forced to like him solely on character

Would you travel 90min to fuck this?

never understood why the mexifat keeps coming here

King Charles will be a glorious leader

Idk does she have tits and ass? honestly idgaf about face

>people
>liking jezza clarkson

Yeah, okay hamster

i think he's here learning english t-b-h

Trying to quit smoking but really craving one, should I have a cig tomorrow morning with coffee?

no one likes jeremy clarkson you mong

Is she from HAIM?

>watch a film I first saw when I was on a speed binge
>conjurs up weird feelings
I suppose this is going to last forever

playing a game which i illegally torrented from the pirate bay lads

that's not how you quit fatlad. got to find something else you can do when the craving hits

Yes they do, I love him.

start playing world of warcraft or any other extremely addicting game, that's how i quit

Pleb

what a loser

Why don't you just vape (im being serious)

But there's nothing like puffing down a dart on the way to class in the morning

you're a disgrace lad. absolute state of you.

Can confirm
Currently dieting and craving shite food. Been playing bloodborne since monday and I need to remind myself to eat.
Keep your brain busy.

t.Chris Evans

i'm english because i speak english

Vaping has never appealed to me

Fuck off, Hammond. You're not a real hamster.

about to filter this mexican

his edgy le "i don't reply at all" gimmick is shit

ok don't quit then, i don't care either way desu. if you don't actually want to just stop going on about it.

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If you could exist in the k-hole forever would you?

prefer your mum's a-hole tbqh

What's it like?

I did for a few months

and yes, I'd go back in a heartbeat

The Politically Correct Left is a cancer, too. It diagnoses societal symptoms far too simplistically and, largely just by calling them bigots, smears anyone who questions their moral pronouncements. Their assessment possesses no more nuance than accusing those on the Right of holding policy positions because they’re bigots: racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, xenophobic, and anything else -phobic or -ist that their imaginations allow.

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They're not out to help people, they're out to get praise for helping people.
Singalling their virtue, one might say.

that article sucked

Think I might have post Vegas depression. Back to the wagecuck grindstone

So does you mum. Like a Dyson DC41 mkII vacuum cleaner with a stubborn pet hair turbo attachment.

never seen a post of his worth reading, be nice if we all binned him off desu

KAYS GOOD COOKING

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Having a mad, butt naked, fat, greasy, high speed wank, lads

Come back soon!

what accent is this

HOLY SHIT
trump has a jewish converted daughter and (((((((((they)))))))) still in panic anyway
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>do a wank
>start feeling a pain in my chest after going too fast/hard

hmm

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doing a howl

could really use a (You) right now lads

morning lads

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trying to decide whether to give this australian a (You) or not

Won't be giving it any free (you)s

me cat think youre all fucking moronic fags

holy shit, not even our corrupt politicians are like this
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i didn't even want one anyway lmao

I'd say that's a proper northern lass

fuck i just ate way too much lads now i feel like i need to vomit

I wonder why the jews want trump

very gay

howling

Could really do with an early morning slob job but you don't see me feeling sorry for myself like a raging bender do you

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trump is the messiah
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do brits really eat that much for breakfast? Like pigs she can barely fit the meal on her huge plate

the fuck is this supposed to tell me
90% of the shit is cut out

brits are just as fat as us

going to work

bye

anyone?

face is the most important part, m8. Your friends and family are probably not going to see her tits and ass.

Later

Sounds sort of South Yorkshire - Sheffield or Rotherham, but has a Nottingham twang in it to

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Have a good day at work lad

Work hard and do well

i don't like balck people

>Your friends and family are probably not going to see her tits and ass.

Umm have you seen what's in style these days sweetie? x

>Cocoa

how do you pronounce river thames? isn't it like "river toms"

Off to work in a bit

I say work, I mean the job centre.

finna use black magick to turn cocoa into coffee

tems

Either way, a girl's face is the most important thing.

Highschool shags (in chronological order):
>Brielle
>Molly
>Kently
>Meredith
>Sarah
>Samantha

Uni and post uni shags (also in chronological order):
>Sharon
>Nikki (short for Nicole)
>Maddie (short for Madeleine)
>Trish (short for Patricia)
>Emma
>Kat (short for Katharine)
>Emily
>Anna
>Megan
>Shaylin
>Bobbie

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street Under the sun, the bastard son

Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

rhymes with james with the th as in thistle you feel me

heathrow is like 10 miles from downtown london

what the fuck's the point

>Bobbie
bit gay

>you feel me
I'd like to feel you ;) haha

fuck off wanker

ever since reading a thread on /r9k/ where the op sued a fast food restaurant because one of the workers jizzed on his food i've been very wary of eating fast food

he was awarded $8.3 million in the settlement btw

It's your returning champion, user. A.K.A. Shitpost Traumatic Stress Disorder

business idea: get friend who works at a fast food restaurant to jizz on my food and sue them and split the money

It's a common girls name here in Dixie

got a m8 who works security in asda
says he gets a bonus if he apprehends a shoplifter and they are convicted

Got an interview for a new job today

Pretty nervous tbqh lads

>fly to london
>didn't sleep on the plane
>mean to take the tube to arsenal
>fall asleep on the train
>wake up an hour later with my bags, passport, phone and wallet stolen

whoops haha

>tfw no squirrel gf

the lad who jizzed on his food got arrested for felony assault

the op saved the food in his freezer and the lawyer he hired brought it to a lab and the dna from the jizz belonged to a felon who worked at the fast food joint