I'm going to visit finland and talk to people on the bus

i'm going to visit finland and talk to people on the bus

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you're like a terrorist or something?

Jesus Christ.

May GOD have mercy on us all!

>amerifat starts screaming and shouting on bus
>the busdriver stops and everyone collectively ejects him out
>as the bus drives off you can hear a voice shouting "MUH RIIIIiiiiiights..." in the distance

You're gonna get some angry looks but no words. You'll be alone there. You'll be the retarded one here.

you can just talk loudly too

Gonna have some small talk with a bunch of Germans about the weather

hey buddies some weather today huh

A certain celebration perhaps?

It's cloudy, now bugger off you fatty i have my personal space and you have your orbit around thy belly.

I truly wonder.

Hey you guys see the game last night? Real white knuckler.

What game? I only play vidyas with my autist friends and get myself drunk. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW YOU MONGERING IDIOT!

what games buddy

Europa universalis.

Really? Wow you seem like a super alpha male. Talking to people in the bus.

Finland: getting cucked by sweden both irl and in videogames

if the bus is empty i will sit right next to a finn

How are we getting cucked by sweden now? And how were we getting cucked by sweden before? Swedes considered us just as swedes as the ones living in Västerbotten. And now? I don't even know, some pasta delusions?

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Mfw I have a coworker who was raised in America and he actually says that to our customers.

They are all visibly awkward.

devilish

you've drunk the koolaid

Nice. I love people who small talk and watching others have no idea how to handle it.

No i haven't the problems started when russians started actively want this land, Isoviha etc. Read your history and meme less you dumb kid.

i hate when people do that to me
it makes me unconfortable. i usually leave the store.

Why is small talk so hard? I do it all the time.

So how about this heat eh? haha I'm just kidding enjoy your meal

is this sexual harrassment?

>I do it all the time
t. foreigner on vacation

don't do it you will awake the genghis that sleep in every finn

I'm going to Helsinki in winter break, wanted to small talk them and see what they do but then i realized i don't even remember how to have a conversation. what do? how do i start?

It could be bby

go to a specifically designated area for talking

Just don't and you're fine.

pyки ввepх

I'm not a foreigner. I always try to make friends but some people seem too awkward so I think that they don't like me.

Bars/clubs/festivals are the best for me. I make a lot of friends.

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This is how you smalltalk

You got to remember that when it comes to cold Finns they don't always mean it to be mean. I've learned that over the years. Some guy might stare at you like he wants to kill you but he's really just socially unexperienced and just interested in you.

This cofe baber AHH-HA-HA-HA cofe is flesh

wtf a bit rare mate!?

everybody speaks english in helsinki and are willing to help you

bars and nightclubs are your best choice

Don't you have whales to hunt or a noose to tie?

Do you guys really like dancing?

We could have eradicated your "culture" and language but decided not too. Be grateful.

checked

the true natur of the swede, forever a savage (checked)

Wow, the Swede revealed himself *boo* *booooo* *boooooo*

Holy fucking shit

nice

The Swede, he starts war

It's friday, can't we all just relax a bit
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I... Yes. Yes we dance all the time.

>HEY MAN NICE TO MEET YOU HOW'S IT GOIN NIGGA?
>umm yes hi haha hello I do very good
>EEEEY YOU KNOW IT MY MAN YOU KNOW IT EEEEEEEY THIS BUS CRAZY M' I RIGHT HUH? YEE-HAW
>haha yes.
>GOOD TALK GOOD TALK MY NIGGA MAN GOTTA SPLIT SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE N LATER LIKE N' ALLIGATOR YOU DIG?
>bye

kek

Instead you decided to eradicate your own culture and language.

Nice quintuplets.

All these dubs

And how did that turn out for you swedecuck with quintuplets

"Raughs"

>I... Yes. Yes we dance all the time.
Like South Americans?

No, I just wasn't sure how to answer your question. Dancing is fun, even if you suck at it.

What's under all the ice?

Dinosaurs probably. Dinosaurs mixed with American PCB and Russian pollution.

>be me
>go to Yurope
>speak to the locals
>they all get anxiety and panic attack
>mfw

interested in you

are finns of homosex?

I hope this teaches the finnish barneyfag
Talk shit, your enemies gets quintuplets and absolutely savages you.

GOOD post

Are you sure it's not GOD?

>ywn have a Finnish friend to speak poor English to you while he teaches you Finnish but you speak it poorly too.

Nature is God, so nature polluting itself seems seems kinda suicidal. Maybe that's where we get it from.

I used to listen to Finnish qt streamer to fall asleep to years back

OP will be kill