/balt/ + /ausnz/

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Me with the gf

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this is beyond autistic

>life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get

G'day cobbers

Auspost has failed me once again

3D women are NOT important.

lads, what's your favorite

Hey
Coffee and snow

Applejack

3D women are NOT important. Unless they're delicious flat chested lolis.

nice shirt lel

Post your face when you realized /balt/ + /ausnz/ is actually THREE generals:

1) balt in the morning and in the evening (our time)
2) ausnz at night (our time)
3) overlap during the day (our time)

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literal shitskin gf

virgins are not important lol

benis in vagina

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Would wear desu

hmmm

hmm?

>leave uncovered food in my room while I'm out
>come back after a few hours, eat the food
>find a massive fucking cockroach running around later

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What did I miss?

Aren't there more troublesome in aussieland? Like giant spiders and shit

if i wanted be get beaten up and called a fag then yes of course i would wear it.

No, cockroaches are FUCKED

hmmm

Is this the average Kiwi?

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they are cucks that is not something new

You wear this stuff to a fancy place where scum can't get in.

I thought it was a Poolack?

hmmm

yes

why did you leave dad

hmmmm

post pics please

thanks in advance

Thinking about my future lads and my current situation. Sitting here in the dark listening to Porter Robinsons Shelter with a cuppa. It's both a scary and comfy feeling

Snow will make it feel a bit comfier and more sophisticated. Tea is also recommended.

Reported to ARAS

everything will turn out well, i'm sure of it.

Haha guys listen I got another free album from the Internet but don't tell anyone :-)

i never take food out of the kitchen and still i get cockroaches running around my room at night in the heat, rustling papers and shit and keeping me awake. i think they like the warmth from electronics.

So I assume you don't like your Turkish guest

HEY GUYS THIS SWEDE DOWNLOADED MUSIC ILLEGALLY AGAIN

>not using Spotify
I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the King

>misread a post
>reply
>re-read the post again at it's completely different from what I thought it was, so my reply makes me look autistic
>quickly delete the post and close the thread and don't go on the board for at least an hour


haha

That's fucked up m8. I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing they could get into my bed

in that case im not sexy enough to pull it off. if only i had baltboi cheekbones.

NO GUYS, STOP IT.

Done that a few times haha

>post mindless, rambling baiting crap
>flags are turned on

Feels bad, but also feels ok. It's just pixels.

Feels like me except I don't delete and close the thread and I stay here and still feel stupid

DON'T reply to the latvian

Where is this gnome from?

There is no other home :)

>tfw to smart to get up and get a glass of water despite being dehydrated

Yes it has been established ITT that we all bleed red and we are all Earthlings.

>tfw to smart to reply to the guy in need of help

just ignore his antics. hes a l33t h4x0r and knows all the secret tricks.

yes i still want my country to be white though
let shitskins be shitskins but let them be shitskins in their own countries
thank you

>tfw to smart to stop the HIV epidemic

This. You are the whitest country and thus you must be protected from the shitskin menace at all costs.

Why are there too many smart people here and why the hell are they posting same image?

>tfw too smart

God speed Litva

thanks

cockroaches have been rumoured to drink spit of people pillows while they are sleeping when its really hot and they get frisky.

Lithuanian IQ is around 93.

>maternal grandfather dead at ~50, cancer
>paternal grandmother dead at ~60, bowel cancer
>maternal grandmother died at ~80 but had dementia since ~70
>mother has a weak heart, had multiple surgeries
>father has brain, lung and liver cancer
>sweatingpepe.jpg
I probably shouldn't have children, should I?

I also have had multiple aunts/uncles die from cancer/heart failure. The only one who doesn't fit the pattern was my paternal grandfather. Died in his sleep at 94 years old, the only health issue he had before were kidney stones.

Well clearly your not smart enough too use the correct "to"

But what about the smart Lithuanians?

damn i keep forgetting about that detail
thanks

The smart ones are the ones commiting suicide, once they realise Lithuanian IQ is around 93.

>There is just under 40,000 Balts in Australia
Where are youse hiding?

That's sad

* thankes

no need too thank me

no need to *thanke yuo
sorry

In the Estonian House.

>Estonian accomplishments
>make Skype
>Uhh....

if you have leaves in reach from your window you can drink the dew from them. problem solved.

And your thoughts on this matter?

I actually have a head that is a bit larger in the back to accommodate my massive brain. Coincidentally I'm also quite intelligente.

Thanks for the protip. It's ok though, I found a drink bottle with a little bit of water left in it. Tastes stale as fuck but it will do for now.

Too many to mention so all I can do is give you a (You)

Ă¼liinimene

thanks

>tfw no damaged bf to cuddle with and watch anime together

>Died in his sleep at 94 years old,

better hope you take after him and didnt inherit cancer genes. do you drink and smoke?

What is better, to introduce some (((diversity))) to your bloodline or to turn your bloodline inward toward inevitable inbreeding and subsequent failure?

some east asian blood every 10 generations to add some variety, otherwise inbreeding

Depends where the diversity is coming from.

Mate can you check up with doctors about all stuff. Would be sad if you had all the similar traits from the family.

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Good point desu.

that's fast

hhmmmm

error in the matrix