Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33 Nights since last BNM: 7
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Boys Don’t Cry Coming? -+@ gets robbed again -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, and Frank Ocean -/p4k/ forever
Only on Sup Forums would that exist. Damn she was like the neo-p4k queen for a year and then she vanishes to nowhere aka MTV
James Hall
huh did GCG really make that OP? didn't realize he disliked Carly Rae Jepsen that much
Jose Carter
Carly is the ultimate pleb filter
Jason Jones
I basically only knew about her from people posting this
Liam Garcia
yeah i know, anyone who doesnt like her is def a pleb
Robert Martin
do we still get banned for nudity here? bc i have meaghan garvey's nudes.
John Phillips
this is pitchfork general and y'all are floating the idea of posting nudes of someone who literally vanished to nowhere. what's the point? they've been talked to death; they're in the server.
it's all new blood anyway. the whole OP is outdated
Levi Long
that Future album is great though
Elijah Jenkins
wtf, i hate meaghan garvey now
Jonathan King
>Barter 6 only 8.4 I seriously guys you do hope don't this
Elijah Anderson
>it's all new blood anyway. the whole OP is outdated
this is true and it makes me sad. i miss lindsay zoladz and craig jenkins' bylines.
Jeremiah Harris
youre just saying that. no one would ever actually miss them, thatd be pitiful
Cameron Smith
Did anyone else see Suicide Squad and its shameless imitation of Guardians of The Galaxy through its use of music?
Jonathan Reyes
lmao
Zachary Mitchell
hehe, yeah i did. Zoe took me to go see it (on a date)
Hudson Turner
Two dudes on a date. Did you need a buffer seat between you?
Isaiah Wilson
Hello, ma'am.
Nathaniel Green
KYS
Carter Miller
Pls Like Zoe watches trash tier movies
Benjamin Rodriguez
Devin, post a rare Zoe and I'll buy a diiv record right now
Zachary Adams
What kind of kino does Zoe watch?
Aiden Clark
Ace Ventura. Austin powers.
Brandon Mitchell
...
Kevin James
She definitely likes The Room
Hudson Flores
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Wild Beasts 6.8 by Laura Snapes Noname 8.0 by Israel Daramola Michal Turtle 7.9 by Andy Beta Cluster Ensemble 8.3 by Seth Colter Walls
Owen Clark
>8.3 no bnm
kek
William Sanchez
It's a new performance of Philip Glass' older works, of course it won't get BNM.
I honestly don't know why they reviewed it.
Samuel Lee
Wild Beasts BTFO'd
another casualty of Pitchforks war against white males in music
Jason Foster
tfw the new frank ocean wont be dropped until the hype dies and it bombs
