MFW edition
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Brandon Bailey
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Brayden Moore
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Jeremiah Wilson
as you learned this shite doesn't actually work in real life. the thing you lads need to understand is that women, due to their physical weakness, live in a perpetual state of low-level fear of men. it's an evolutionary response: they need to avoid being raped and having to carry defective offspring, and since ANY man is capable of raping them they have to be very careful which men they associate with. this is why you need friends and a legitimate social circle: it's an endorsement of you, proof that you're not one of the weak outcasts with bad genes. women aren't going to associate with any random mug unless he obviously has good genes (e.g., is ridiculously handsome). an average lad needs mates to get girls, there's literally no other way.
Andrew Cox
GOOD MORNING
Connor Clark
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
Jack Williams
Post year 7 chav anthems
Landon Wood
fuck off, it's "isn't it funny"
Jackson Wright
Isaac Hill
>I've had to bin 8 perfectly good potatoes
thank god he isn't Irish
Carter Green
shan't
Michael Brooks
ballbag's gone supernova
Benjamin Ross
Nihilism is humanity's final redpill
Jaxson Lopez
yeah that was my conclusion
i could perfectly understand how they would not come out with me, given that i was literlaly just a complete stranger who had 'picked them up'
Carter Thomas
Where's K-Pop?
Alexander Hall
>Nihilism is humanity's final redpill
Cameron Hernandez
Austin Young
shit edition
James Cox
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect wanted to be your gf but you were too oblivious to act on it. You could've been spending a comfy Bonfire Night with her, if only...
Christian Phillips
Evan Ramirez
phone posters are fucking gay
:)
Ian Morales
>hahaha le brexiters wanted british parliament to be sovereign but not yet lol hahahaha
AHHHHHH yes. A national vote on something and having British laws controlled by the EU are totally the same thing!! Brexiters BTFOO
Liam Garcia
>Nihilism is humanity's final redpill
Sebastian Ward
It's half of my main degree. My 3rd year is over in China and we're starting to look at unis now.
Which one did you go to?
I've looked a bit at Fudan because someone on my course went there and he said he's going back for his year abroad. The thing is, if I go to somewhere like Shanghai, I won't use my Chinese as much as I would in Harbin or Chengdu. But at the same time, I don't want to go to Harbin or Chengdu and find that I really struggle.
Tyler Ortiz
Wanna take this outside?
Alexander Ross
PUA master here
you lads wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
Lincoln Gray
>OI BRUV THERE'S THIS GUY YEAH
>AND ON FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAN ARE OUT DOING THIS TING ON ROAD GETTING GASH AND THAT
>THIS YOUT YEAH SITS AT HOME ON HIS COMPUTER BRUV ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>MAN SITS THERE GETTING DRUNK ON HIS OWN AND TALKS TO THESE OTHER FREAKS ON THE INTERNET
>THAT IS ONE MOIST YOUT CUZ
Caleb Rivera
STAYING IN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
Connor Ortiz
lads
look at how fucking great this video is
Nathaniel Murphy
Babycakes
Adam Murphy
live in Shanghai lad
Josiah Martin
going to break up with the proto gf over text, lads
is this a runt move?
Brayden Mitchell
I AIN'T FREAKIN I AIN'T FAKIN THIS
I AIN'T FREAKIN I AIN'T FAKIN THIS
I AIN'T FREAKIN I AIN'T FAKIN THIS
SHUT UP AND LET ME GO
REE
Colton Garcia
top lel, totally forgot about this
Bentley Lewis
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Sebastian Stewart
love this copypasta
Caleb Anderson
mate infrared me that?
*touches phone to yours*
Alexander Johnson
how are we today matt
Eli Allen
in my car
Camden Parker
>causing yourself economic hardships because of lightbulb directives
>people up north really think they're going to benefit in any tangible way from brexit
Gavin Price
need an autistic gf
Owen Sanchez
why lad?
Asher Rodriguez
think you're on the wrong side of the road
Connor Ortiz
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Robert Torres
It's in it's league of it's own MILES below runtism
Ryan Johnson
>tfw your mate infareds you the high pitched tone only students can hear and you play it out in class like a cheeky cunt
Jason Young
>Post year 7 chav anthems
this or mc finchy, I was such a fucking little chav
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Christian Barnes
Need a 2D gf
Owen Clark
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Colton Kelly
Andrew Young
as long as you send me that 6 second 240p porn clip lad
Ayden Hughes
>9/10 girl
>SHE'S WEARING GLASSES WHAT A QUIRKY OUTCAST :DDDDD
neck yourself
Samuel Sanchez
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>French teen gets suspended jail term for naming wifi network after Islamic State
What the actual fuck france
Nolan Green
I think I'm genuinely paranoid
Girl doesn't message me for a couple of hours and I assume the absolute worst
How do I fix it?
Benjamin Wright
Austin Rivera
gf in the bath
Justin King
more exciting
Harbin gets COLD as well
Alexander Foster
Gabriel Miller
Bit rude desu
Ian Martin
>I think I'm genuinely paranoid
You're right to be paranoid. Not texting you for a few hours = she's not really into you.
Isaac Price
>all these runts posting shitty gay music
smeg off
Matthew Cook
Renmin, was unironically retarded, was offered between that, Peking and some other one and I chose that because I wasn't really taking it seriously at the time, didn't realise how well regarded Peking was ranked. Renmin isn't bad, but Peking is the place to go.
Don't go to Shanghai, it's great to visit, not to live, because like you say, people will spend most of their time trying to speak English to you.
Just go to Beijing lad, the place is great banter. Never had more fun in my life than going to obscure underground pubs and clubs in some giant built up communist urban sprawl.
What are your options? Can you pick literally anywhere?
(P.s. Remember this. Wang Lao Kat:
When the smog hits you and you get a fucked up throat, look for this and buy it and drink it, it's like magic. It won't seem relevant to you now but trust me in a few years you'll remember this post and thank me)
Dominic Parker
*takes out willy and puts it on the table*
Caleb Roberts
*infareds you that video of a horse fucking a woman*
did u kno she died two days later because the horses knob was too big
internal blledin
Aaron Baker
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Anthony Wood
Look at the whole thing mate
The nervous smile
The fleeting, broken eye contact
Barely moving her lips when she speaks
A lot more to it than glasses and jumpers.
Lincoln Bell
need some good anime to watch lads - so far i've watched evangelion, akame ga kill, kill la kill and k-on. any recommendations lads?
Robert Gonzalez
broke up with the bf when I found out he was a tits guy
how much of a mommy's boy can be you
sad
Ryan Adams
wew, can't believe I'm about to cross the threshold into being a gutter runt
I'm sure she'll handle it well though
Blake Phillips
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These New York buskers are absolutely unbelievable
amazing janice, true talent not liek the bollocks on xfactor send love to the kids xx
Liam Turner
/brit/ is getting into a very angry place right now. Can't we all just...get along?
Nolan Parker
coal
Jackson Harris
i've never seen a better example of projecting than people on Sup Forums accusing politicians of paedophilia
Andrew Morales
*rubs my willy against yours*
Noah Hernandez
>He didn't have this
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LITERALLY the only person who phoned me though was my mum, and I always had my phone on vibrate during lessons
Kevin Watson
cock is throbbing lads
William Clark
people are just DNA replicating machines
the DNA creates you for it's own ends, uses you, and disposes of you when it sees fit
Elijah Jenkins
bit gay
Thomas Miller
ah yes
Isaac Peterson
*enters the thread*
alri
David Butler
makes sense that jesus was ripped seeing as he had to lift the burden of our sins
Jace Clark
Fuck you
You're not helping
Brandon Hughes
/brit/ is utter wank tonight
Jonathan Ramirez
>on Sup Forums
You mean the mainstream media and lefties on twitter against Trump?
Juan White
Me on the right
Elijah Gray
cowboy bebop
Austin Mitchell
What do you lads think of this mother fucker?
Jaxson Moore
is this the origin of that pepe
Julian Rivera
ABSOLUTE ANTHEM
A true British classic from the northern powerhouse
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Liam Campbell
That's no troll m8. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
Bentley Fisher
I expect Tyrone's up to his nuts in her guts right now.
Mason Nguyen
hate living next to a rugby ground
every week have to listen to these fat runts cheer other fat runts chasing an egg
Luis Sullivan
he's slightly insane but also somewhat based
Jack Garcia
me on the cross
Ryan Bennett
what are you evening talking about? no one's accusing trump of being a nonce
do you even know what's going on
dont respond to me you clueless twat
Cooper Thompson
This is the average bremoaner in his natural environment, lads. No sudden moves, he might bolt if he gets a whiff of a strong masculine scent. Notice how he has no concept of anything other than marginal changes to the economy, this is a very typical trait of a bremoaner. NEVER confront them with any ideas pertaining to sovereignty, democracy or indeed control of immigration-they become highly agitated at this and will begin shrieking
>RACIST BLOODY OLD PEOPLE
Often soiling themselves in the process.
Christopher Bennett
who else /electricblanket/ here?
Nathaniel Collins
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William Anderson
On the bus but I need to piss Ahuahauhauahoaoea