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Rigged election edition

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These Emails strongly hint that Sanders has been a controlled candidate since, at least, 12/09/15

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/47719

>Objective of Comm Plan
>Frame the general election race for press and electorate at large: why HRC is running, contrast with GOP, what’s at stake for target voters (will take place in BG states, but national framing is the core objective).
>Secondary objective will be communicating Democratic unity and using Sanders and others to help drive contrast and urgency.

>Under Specific Goals:
>Reroll out core campaign message (fighting for us)/make the contrast with the GOP clear.
>Put the GOP immediately on the defensive and create crosspressure between general election and primary messages; force them to get firmly on the record with right wing positions.

>Protect and reinforce leads with key constituencies.
>Conduct tour in key markets to hit BG voters; focus on states that didn’t get as much time in primaries.
>Demonstrate unity through POTUS, Sanders, O’M and other endorsements. Have primary opponents help drive contrast and urgency.
>Scenario 1: Primary ends Feb 9 Feb 15March 29: rest, fundraising March: general election messaging tour, fundraising.

>Scenario 2: Primary ends March 1 March 1March 15: rest, fundraising March 15April 15: general election messaging tour, fundraising.

>Scenario 3: Primary ends March 15 March 15March 30: rest, fundraising April 1April 15: general election messaging tour, fundraising.

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all hogs

Get the fuck out of this thread you mongoloid cunt. Never EVER post in here again you squinty eyed mongrelised fuck

bit rude

first for a better EU

Hmm oh the Irish? Not a fan, i must say

youtube.com/watch?v=B6iy87YMZOo

>not including spain for visa free holidays

>trying to exclude lovely italian and spanish slags

bad lad

don't really care about immigrants if they actually mix 2bh, afro caribbeans, muzzies and indians have been here long before I was born

as long as they don't go starting shit then w/e

>better EU

No ty.

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>if we successfully leave
ahahahahhahahahaha


literally will not happen

expect huge shrinkage in the CoL and repatriation of banks if we don't retain single market membership as well as the EU trying to make an example of us to discourage dissent

this means essentially nothing

par for the course for wikileaks """revelations""" of course

good effort you melt

You have to be firm with these people

Fucking billionaire twats

In bed reading about the Mos Maiorum lads.

How goes your morning?

love how the media is always stating what Hillary is doing, talking as if the scandals are nothing serious and it's just a nasty distraction and how she is powering through them. But when the flip to trump it's always trump is "trying" to do this, and "trying" to do that, talking like his support is nothing but manipulation tricks from him.
I also noticed on the BBC last night they listed things Hillary wants to do in office but completely ignored trump, despite him having a very clear contract with the people on what he will do in office

>Wake up
>The paranoia and insecurity is still there

Well shit.

>inner-city suburb
choose one

There's no point in reporting on Trump because he can't win.

>bloke says he'll come over at 10am to view my car
>wake up at 9:30 ON A FUCKING SATURDAY
>still hasn't shown up

not very impressed lads

>Ywn get onto the diplomatic stream of the civil service
>Ywn spend your first year in London getting paid 30k to learn a language and preparing for moving abroad whilst spending a hanful of days a week helping people with passport enquiries
>Ywn work on terrorism policy in your second year before getting promoted and earning 50k and being sent off to a country in the region of your choice

Fuck me bad fucking feel.

i doubt sanders was actually planted by the DNC, he probably just agreed to not attack too hard early on because he was supposed to be a not a serious candidate just pushing his message onto the agenda. and had to agree to this or the DNC wouldn't let an independent socialist run as a democrat.

I was awake before 9 anyway.

bellend has a smell

bit weird how they haven't reported on her satanist dinner parties or peado hot tub get together, there must be more important things going on

>thinks he """""""knows""""""" /brit/
>posts in the old thread 10 minutes after a new
Oh my says

>Tell some lad I'm gonna come view his car at 10am
>Can't be arsed in the end
>Laugh because he's probably got up early and waited for me

sorry I'm late pal, is there still time?

oops LOL

cuck

messaged her

wash it

>spending a hanful of days a week helping people with passport enquiries
why do you want to do this so much ? can't think of anything more mundane

going to let it marinate a bit

Don't do it lad, they're going to do unspeakable acts upon your person.

Trying to get my head around all these Christian sects lad. Bit mental. Like the Presbyterians and the Methodists and the Episcopalians. And they argue about shit like whether or not the future is pre-decided and if salvation can be revoked and whether it is granted by God or through faith alone.

Like arguing how many angels can dance on the head of a pin tbhwy.

bathe it in my mouth

>vauge allegations of clinton corruption with no actual context or evidence
>trump getting sued by multiple people for sexual assault and possibly rape of a minor

hmm it's almost like global media is sensationalist

sick of pakis
sick of female politicians
sick of cuck memes
sick of social media
sick of most things actually

Its only been 24 minutes

Because it's just whilst they ease you in, imagine having to sit just helping people knowing that whilst you do that th eday after you could be being tutored to learn Chinese and the day after you're at a workshop on how to influence people.

It's fucking exciting, there's something cathartic about doing some mundane task, getting paid for it and knowing you've got other exciting stuff coming up.

why?

>god has already made up his mind to put me in heaven or not
>so let's work hard to change his mind

ah yes excellent contribution to theology

but they don't impact my life in any way whatsoever, how does that make me a cuck

provide a link to this job description please

all those lawsuits were just dropped. they were all fake. looking at the polls they never hurt him anyway. assange and the FBI are definitely hurting hillary though

need 2 poo

Boils my blood
He lost his wallet the other day and called the police. Has absolutely no clue how the world works yet he gets a million dollar apartment at 25 without working a day in his life.
At the same time he's a miserable sod, he's gay and always complains how bad chinks get it and nobody finds them attractive, yet at the same time he exclusively likes neanderthal-like westerners who have full beards and are built like brick shithouses on facebook. He'll just waste away in his apartment playing WoW and living miserably.

about to beat every anglo in this itt up

>but they don't impact my life in any way whatsoever
you like them because you don't have to deal with them

This entire election cycle has really shown that the entirety of Western media is a corrupt propaganda machine for a specific political agenda.

Which is fine as long as they admit that this is what they are doing, but they don't, they pretend to be neutral.(At least most do.)

>be 22
>unironically fall over backwards from rocking in your chair
>just laying on the floor for a few seconds to reflect on how much of a numpty I am
Major turning point in my life tbqh.

>God is all good and all powerful
>Creates the concept of evil and doesn't remove it
>Doesn't just create a utopia without the need for or concept of evil

and that's how you know God isn't real.

faststream.gov.uk/diplomatic-service/

> There's no such thing as a typical diplomatic career. You could be based in London or working in a one of the foreign office's small, challenging or remote embassies, or working on global issues in one of the our large embassies in Washington and Paris.
>You might focus on bilateral work, multilateral work, consular support, media and communications, project management or decide to specialise in a particular region of the world.
>Foreign office staff change roles routinely every 3 to 4 years. You apply for each role according to your preferences, career ambitions, and personal circumstances. You won’t be sent somewhere you haven’t asked to go.


Also, check out the years one and two, I have a friend in it and basically you spend two years in London nobbing about and learning a language then they send you to a region you want to specialise in and then every 3 years you do something new in a newcountry if you like.

It sounds amazing. But there's like 400 people apply for every position lel.

>that Calvanist who used to post in /brit/

Proper edgy stuff that
>'EVERYONE IS GOING TO HELL, BEG GOD FOR MERCY'

I find theology interesting desu

but you are anglo

execute all bremainers

Literally never been scared of an amerishart

yeah well I do and its fucking shit

Daily reminder Brexit is shit and will probably lose horribly either in parliament or the second referendum if a plan is actually made.

only if you become a republic first

I haven't heard anything about policies from Hillary desu

Gays love chinks m8. It's the small body frame and lack of hair. My gay m8 was telling me how some of them are attracted to twinks and others are attracted to manly men with beards and shit.

What are the entry criteria?

well it's not so much about changing god's mind but proving to your m8s that god obviously decided you'll be going to heaven

which still doesn't make any sense. Just by doing hard work doesn't show anything about your future after you die and it's completely irrelevant if the result is already decided. it's like they accept fatalism but don't understand it.

And there's also something morally suspect about only doing good work to show your 8s how heaven bound you are rather than to help people etc

tldr protestants are stupid and unethical

>sick of female politicians
they're not all the same, to be fair.
She's not a politician, but look up any clips of Laura Perkins (Conservative Woman) on Daily Politics.
It's refreshing to see a woman challenge the feminists' orthodoxy.

if all the falkland island population decided to mobe back here they wouldn't affect my life either

what's that hans, you want some too?

good then you won't waste my time by running away like a runt

rasheed-lover

need 3 pee

>As usual, the joke is ruined by a Shart-in-Mart

Typical.

I suppose we have to decide what's good and bad on our own.

If you ask Christians why God didn't ake us incapable of sin they'll say stuff like God didn't want us to be slaves etc

Hate Trump but ridiculous how in every article you real about him they throw in lines like "repeated calls for a ban on muslims" "draconian immigration measures" etc. They should at least get the reasons for hating him right instead of resorting to constant smears, imagine if everytime Hillary was mentioned they said "who supported the iraq war" or "who compromised national security with her private email server"

Wife's run off with the raggle taggle gypsies lads

youtube.com/watch?v=7jwS2VfsmwM

>afro caribbeans

only nignog lovers call them that

>in this itt

want to get out of bed but cant build up the effort

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just try and come at me amerirunt

Lasheed-rover

im sorry, how did i ruin your life?

2:1 degree or above from any uni.

That's literally it. You don't even need to know a second language as they pay for tutoring and you get time off to learn it etc.

Only problem is you have to go through the CSFS application process which is a fucking ballache.

This is my third year applying and I'm getting sick of it. Test after test after test after test and then if you make it past a video interview you have to go to an assessment centre where you get grilled for a day.

There's still time to apply for this year's cycle if you're about to graduate or already have. It's fucking hard though, still waiting on etray results atm.

thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4143511

There's loads of us in that thread if you do decide to apply.

remember shagging a girl in my bunk beds before

ffs

does coke really taste that different from pepsi?

Was at the store and ended up buying coke even though pepsi was cheaper because I just feel like I like the taste better but I cant help but think its just the marketing plus jewish mind tricks

pepsis better

speaking from a country where Najib is the prime minister, I'd still take him over Donald Trump

Rice, rice baby
Rice, rice baby

Alright stop, grab a table and a menu
Ice is back in this Oriental venue
Hungry, for a little Chop Suey
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui
You know what you want
Yo, cant decide
Column A, Column B

I like fried
Barbeque spare ribs
My fingers I'm lickin'
Waitin' for the Main Course
Kung Pow Chicken

Spicy
I mean hot like a stir fry
If you cant take it
Order moo goo guy

Pan
Means chicken and mushroom
And while your on the soup
The food is here too soon
No substitute
But you get hot tea
They say vegetable
But that means snow pea
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla

You're eating sweat and sour
But you will be hungry in less then an hour
Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter
Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter

Egg rolling
With eggfoo young
My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung
Noodles on standby
Chow Mein nearby

Egg drop
No I'm a Wonton soup guy
Soy sauce
Hot mustard smokin
My plate is clean
And my Fortune Cookie broken
Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef
Get a mint toothpick for my teeth
Takeout leftover low mein
If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice
Yo man lets get out of here
Tip to the waitress
Rice, rice baby to go
Rice, rice baby to go

>those jugs

pretty good banter

I just said, by ruining just about every joke ever.

Again though, if he's all powerful why not create a utopia withoutthe very concept of serfdom.

He isn't real though so I don't know why I'm having this debate.

paki-bummer

pepsi has a sharper taste

What's the interview process like? I'm guessing you have to be smart and sociable. An uber normal guy.