Poland has existed for 700 years

>Poland has existed for 700 years
>Their only accomplishment is a video game franchise

Why do we allow this """country""" to exist? Germany and Russia should annex it again

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Well, they had the winged-hussars at some point, did they not?

See, that was a thing that existed. In Poland.

actually the thing known as Poland exists for 1050 years now (founded in 966)

>be poland
>get partitioned

No, they also had war bears. Other than that, I'd need a polish person to tell me what they actually have done.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

this makes me wish that the armenian genocide was real

>it's another poo-land gets roasted by 1st worlders episode again

oh boy just in time

That really doesn't help your case...

arguably it's about 100 or 150 years or so older if we count pagan times but we didn't really achieve anything praiseworthy back then

I thought Portugal was the oldest country in Europe.

San Marino is

>Canada existed for 200 years or so
>only accomplishment are clobbing seals, Celine Dion and Justin Bieber
I'd say this is worse than nothing. Estonia achieved nothing and it's still better than you.

>Germany and Russia should annex it again
but everyone gets mad when they partition polan

Hope you don't get diabetes faggot

based Hitler

What are you talking about you leaf? Having too much maple syrup in your head instead of a brain? Fuck m8 your country isn't even old enough to having fought a real war.

To be fair, it's a pretty fucking good video game franchise.

>Poland
Witcher 3
>Canada
Justin Bieber
Don't start a war that you can't win.

Nicolas Copernicus

Frederick Chopin
Marie Curie

Number of canadian popes: most likely 0
Number of polish popes: at least 1

baldurs gate
dragon age
mass effect

lmao Roman Polanski

They were actualy a big deal until the Swedes fucked them up, and literaly showed the french what a loo is.

But poland have soldat

>dragon age
>mass effect
that's not helping, lad.

>baldurs gate
ok, 1:1
>dragon age
>mass effect
meh

Please tell me they didn't send those poor animals to their deaths

>Swedes fucked them up
False, we screwed ourselves by giving too much power to the nobility

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>we screwed ourselves by giving too much power to the nobility
True. There is a possibility that we are repeating this mistake today, but this time because of giving too much power to the bydlo.

>giving too much power to the nobility
Who must own the power if not the nobility? Bydlo?

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>Nicolas Copernicus
was german

>Marie Curie
was russian/french

the monarch
well memed

She's like the antithesis of Maddox.

well, you could argue that either Copernicus or Curie is polish, but not both

He was a mascot that road with the Free Polish Forces and apparently carried artillery shells. They made him officially an enlisted soldier so he could travel with them. When Poland went commie after the war he and most of the Free Forces went to live in Scotland.

>we screwed ourselves by giving too much power to the nobility
They generally just take power. Friesland is the rare exception.

don't you have refugees to babysit?

But both were polish in some way. Copernicus was a subject of a polish king and worked in Poland while Curie was an ethnic Polak. Though I would agree Curie counts for France, it's where she worked, her husband was French etc.

When are your countrymen making a mount and blade sequel?

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not only did you give too much power to the nobility, your (swedish) monarchs also fucked up every chance of alliance with sweden and practically invited us to fuck you over. (didint give us much choice)
So it looks like swedes did infact fuck you over.

700 years already?

i must admit i am not too hyped for bannerlords
it looks just like m&b with better graphics, not really anything new

We wuz kangz though.

How do you feel about Star Wars Knights if the Old Republic?

another case of Polish kings being papal bitches fucking it all over.

I'm not into star wars, my opinion is between meh and overrated shit.

more like he didn't want his only child to get stabbed by genocidal russians

Chris was definitely a Pole educated in Poland. Copernicus is debatable as a concept of Polish or German didn't really exist at that period.

Fair enough.

I remember when the original came out and it was definitely something new.

*Currie fucking auto-correct.

German ape, your nationality is pure fiction.

Actually the thing known as Poland is less than a hundred years old and half that time they spent in servitude.

it has ECONOMIC DYNAMICS

Maybe, I watched one part back then and it didn't catch me so I haven't watch SW since then and I don't have nostalgic for it.

>citing bioshit as accomplishments

>nostalgic feelings
missed the word