What places would you show me in your country, if I were to stay at your place for a week?

What places would you show me in your country, if I were to stay at your place for a week?

my dungeon

Probably my dungeon

My bed

I'd show you the door for you to leave desu

you woudn't

(dungeon)

Here,i guess the dungeon

The bottom of Volga.
Stone on your neck will help you to reach it faster.

bush walking tracks

we'll even play 'guess what's a snake and what's a stick?' and 'why is that log burning'?

My dick

stupid temple and boring shit tower. if denied, I get you my home.

Just joking.
I will show you your plane wich return you bakc to your home.

why do finnish guys get predated so heavily on the Sup Forums?

they're surely more masculine than swedes at least and the average height there is pretty high

I live in the capital, so probably some ruins, museums and pubs. I think you'd like it, it's pretty neat

I don't get it either, these mongol meme masters were made to be loved

My bed and then my breast and then feets and penes

sakurako a shit.

Just attractions around my city - an open air museum of Khokhlovka, a White Mountain monastery, maybe Stone Town natural formations on the way to a mountain skeeing place, some random banya+sauna so you could compare the two and then a drunk race on rented snowmobiles around the frozen Kama rezervoir

Theres really not much to do here on a weekend. Well, I kinda know a guy Who says he can arrage a flight on a Mig with a discount, but those things usually cost like a new Lada so I never really asked for the price.

sakurako is a mastermind. she acts dumb on purpose to make you lower your guard

I'll take you to a trip through rural France, visiting cheesemakers, wineries, eating in restaurant and visiting old castles and churches, beautiful little vilages.

I dont know enough places in my country

local drinking culture and drunk driving

Local bydlo gathering points.

volcanoes and cat adoption centwers

In Californian (LA) The Channel Islands.

Every single dispensary in my area and maybe shitty pinks.

the hood in dc, maybe the inside of a crack house

cute as fuck

My dungeon (house)
Delet

I'd take you to the Finnish embassy so you could escape this shithole and go home asap.
we could get drunk first if you wanted to tho

my bed and my underpants.

Why the fuck do we have an embassy is Serbia of all places?

The exit

>Sakurako is canonically a masochist
>which means op is also a masochist

Based on that I would say my dungeon