What did the americans contribute to humanity?

What did the americans contribute to humanity?

hard mode: no burgers

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hot dogs and the atom bomb

being strong advocates for peanut butter

We're a pretty good running gag for the rest of the world to laugh at.

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Flight.

first nation to physically touch another planet
McDonalds, Netflix, Amazon
Sup Forums, Facebook, Reddit xDDDD
Numerous hot porn stars
A culture that is dominating other cultures
Many great memes, even if directed against America
Meme-level people
Many great firearms like Hi-point

Scooby Doo

>hot dogs
germany
>atom bomb
german scientists
>hamburgs
germany

The moon is not a planet.

Spam sushi

Our achievement was having better Germans than the Russians.

the internet

>german scientists
They were still German at the time, this isn't the space race.

>Many great firearms like Hi-Point

genuinely keked

it is a planet to me, fucker

...but it fucking isn't.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

It doesn't matter ethnicity since they couldn't do those in their shitholes,so they are Americans

The Hi-Point is a very reliable gun with a really good warranty.

Niggers ruined it though.

>German scientists
They were mostly American m8.

>Hi-Point is a very reliable gun

it big
it round
it ain't asteroid
it in space
it planet
wtf up

>planets rotate around a sun
>moons rotate around a planet

You are why people think Americans are stupid.

desu he's not wrong, and I'm the guy he replied to. I just don't consider it "good" when you have an entire pool of things like the 1911, pretty much any Smith & Wesson revolver, and many other great examples of American firearms to compare to.

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so basically everything you guys ever need

sorry I don't think you fucking heard me the first time retard
>IT BIG
>IT ROUND
>IT AIN'T ASTEROID
>IT IN SPACE
I T P L A N E T

Technically the Moon is a satellite

no we are not stupid, if the earth rotates how do you get to china?!

Fuck, you're right. I don't know why I thought it was a planet

>AMERIDUMBS
youtube.com/watch?v=aQKgpm1SJmQ

freedom

>a literal sliver of a nation
if land was cake you would be the slice all the women eat.

...wait a second

Godammit, dude...

All valid answers, especially scooby doo.

That is disgusting, bizarre and I absolutely love it.

Well, your election currently is a tight neck and neck race between suspicious woman and a russian bought cheeto rape version of the second captain america villain, while your current president is considered the worst for not doing anything retarded enough to be patriotic/getting fucked up by Republicans in congress so absolutely.

So?Satellites are planets too,look up the etymology

Guys I was being retarded on purpose. I actually have no idea if it's a planet or not. Please stop

America has a large pool of many white people from mostly Germanic countries such as the UK, Germany and the Netherlands.

It is only logical to therefore conclude that they'd have accomplished things which are on par with countries such as the UK and Australia.

>on par with countries such as Australia

The transistor.

we know you were. you managed to trigger some 3rd worlders and that is always fun.

btw the definition of a planet is tricky and i doubt many anons here knows the exact definition. for example is pluto a planet or not.

pop art

burguers

>ayo what you want f a m
>ayo gimme that abstract steampunk metaphorical piece "untitled"

When I first read his post, I thought he meant the Mars rover. As the Mars rover is a physical object and it physically touched Mars.

the pizza burger

>on par with the UK
No country can even come close

moon landing

pretending or not that video it's still real

The best looking man-man machine in human history?

>man-man machine

why are you so angry? let's be friends, chile

what? I'm not angry at all

The continued existence of your country?

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That is actually bretty goob

The world's first and oldest modern liberal democracy
Many contributions to the Enlightenment
Free trade and globalization
Rock and roll, jazz, etc.
Mass media
The Internet
The vast majority of consumer software
And so on

Europe dreamt of modernity; America built it

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Atom bomb was America, my friend.
I live next to the lab that helped create it.
Are you buttmangled?