Know-it-all weeaboos' misunderstanding about Japan

Weeaboo: Making a slurping noise when eating noodles is an expression of one's respect to the cook.

i love how the '''''''''''''''''''''''japanese''''''''''' always leave half of their posts missing

[slurping noises]

why is japan so terrible

>slurping noises considered normal
two nukes was not enough

How do you show respect to your superiors then? Make slurping noises when sucking their dicks?

*slurps you*

rangeban nips

we shoulda conquered japan in the late 19th century before they industrialized

seriously why did we let this happen?

Is chewing with your mouth open considered a compliment too?

ORA ORA ORA ORA
OMAERA, NANDA KORYA?!
*tips kasa*

I want to nuke that country

shouldn't you fart afterwards to show you appreciated the meals, then?

Blame the travel shows. They all say this shit.

Why?

>Mexican engineering

what happened here?

a refinery blew up and killed 30 people

Nice

DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING BURGER

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Mexicans aren't people.

die fucking japs especially you creepy filthy fat kimootas

>Not slurping when eating ramen noodles
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS? You can't cut it up since the water stuff is in the way, you gotta string it up, put it in the mouth and slurp it up.

*slurps on your nips*

nearly forgot, no homo

at least they make a good bomb

>Guy on the sidewalk
kek poor man. I guess he probably died huh.

asian food is made to be eaten with chopsticks

Use chopsticks to bring the noodles into your mouth

weeabo: everything is a traditional ceremony

weeabo: people actually talk like they do in anime and it's their not making weird cartoon voices

weeabo: rape of nanking was self defense