Thinking about going to Argentina for vacation

Thinking about going to Argentina for vacation.

Got 3 weeks, anything I MUST check out while I'm there?

Want to go all over, not including my flight there my budget is around $2,500 Canadian

Best beaches are in Villa Gesell.

you can check out my balls faggot jajajajaj

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>you can check out my balls faggot jajajajaj
jajajaja

do you like guys to check out your balls?
you faggot?

amerindian will steal your backpack and pis in your face jkakjajkjkajkajka

typical Argentinian response

la mochila la mochila
klakjakj

that was a 'white' porteno :D

>Real estate boom: ask for $400.000 for Villa 31 house with no deed

The bull market full of Villa 31 Retiro in accordance with the warnings duly presented from these columns. Impossible to understand for the socialist and macriísta Argentine-European ideology. National villero time also dedicated to voter PRO believed that the government Macri arrived with bulldozers and razed entire village, sending their inhabitants back to Bolivia, Peru and Paraguay. The Native American and Latin American Argentina is in full expansion and development. European Argentina is in outright recession and self-extinguishing process. Native American and Latin American monopolize the city of Buenos Aires. Instead, European scared by the faces they see on the street and they do not like, fleeing the city, take refuge in gated communities, in country-club buildings and trellises

the european's house will be flattened by industrious amerindian

Do you speak lunfarto?

fuck off cancuck i will stab you in your stomach if i ever see your stupid maple face here

>muh mochila

jajajajaja qhdp

Lol u gonna get robbed

Maradona will score in your ass

wtf are you doing here you stupid gook is it asian hour yet? you don't even know who maradona is

go to Puerto Madero in Buenos Aires, very touristic zone, very safe. A bit expensive maybe
Best beaches are in Pinamar, Mar del Plata, Villa Gesell.
Hope it helps

there was an Australian whit a very nice route plan

I don't know, go to the route of the seven lakes

I'd skip buenos aires altogether

Remember ARG is a pure white country so you will fit in with no problems. Since the girls are white they will only fuck foreign minorities.

pic: typical ARG kids.

90% or Argentina loves Russian cock.

>Villa Gesell
that place is shit, go to Santiago del Estero instead

>russian cock

You Argentina cocks are like 2inch.
Russian is like 12inch.

You all suck russian cock in Argentina

Russian guy ITT.Ask anything

Well, not everyone can suck black dicks like you sweetie but give us some time

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Russian cock slut.

BTFO

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jajaajjaj can canada recover now?

How is a chinaman going to fit in in a white country?

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>FUCKING
>SUN

You won't do anything special in 3 weeks with $2000, Argentina is really expensive.

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You must to go to Ushuaia, Bariloche, Salta and Misiones.

Stay aways from Cordoba, Rosario, Mendoza and Buenos Aires

But Buenos Aires has a great night life

don't help him

Are you sure these are not American fatties? Or maybe German.

>salta
no way, stay away op from that degenerate pervert bolivian province

Salta has good landscapes that he will never see in canada and it's cheap as fuck, even for argies

Why is Argentina so expensive? Mediocre beach hotels cost almost as much as Miami Beach. WTF?

beachs in argentina are worst in every sense

beaches are shit in argentina
argentina is more about trekking, mountains, forests, climbing, skiing and that shit. For beaches you have urugay, brazil, colombia, venezuela, mexico, all central america, etc which have superior tropical coastline.

I was there for like a week and half and barely spent 300 usd. Just eat fucking sardines and cheap fainá if you're short in cash. Same advice regarding lodging, you don't stay at a hotel it's called a hostel. $10 a night my nigga and inside of capital.

Every single word in this picture is in portuguese. Definetely Brazil.
>segurança alimentar
>mata ciliar para manter o controle biológico
>Município de Atalanta.
>Santa Catarina, Brazil

Figures...

t.Quispe Mamani

Because this country is shit

because it's full of thieves

[reggaeton blasting in the background]

Argentina is trash. I wouldn't recommend going to a third world country even if you do have a substantial amount of money.

Come to jujuy
jujuy, not salta
saltrños are always trying to steal our tourists.come to purmarca Humahuaca and tilcara, have fun and fuck mestizo girls. salta is degenerate.

t.Quispe Mamani

Diagnosis: Retarded (kid from Taringa)

this
argentina is fucking shit, a third world amerindian shithole as brown as the turd you shit first thing in the morning, poor and violent also.

bolita

we are a giant country yet there arent really any decent places to go for tourism

you wont get anywhere without knowing spanish, argentine """"""businessmen" are to busy abusing local people to learn english

Even if you magically find a place to go, you would have to travel thousands of kms of straight dead desert to reach that place

You are better off picking a desired scenary to visit and then reconsider your travel. If you want snow or pretty cold places with untouched nature go to Southern Chile

If you want beaches night fun and so visit Brazil

don't listen to the cucks itt
ARGENTINA is a beautiful country.

Yeah, just keep on lying to yourself buddy.

fuck off minister of tourism
argentina is shit

Where are you going exactly?

t. Quispe Mamani

>le argentina tiene todos los le biomas

Todo lugar turistico esta dirigido por gente de mierda que le chupa un huevo dar un buen servicio, te sentis como si al atenderte te estuvieran haciendo la gauchada

besides Buenos Aires; Ushuaia, El Calafate, Bariloche, Mendoza

lmao Brazil wants waaaaaaaay too much info for a tourist visa

tax returns, employer reference, employer income, mail passport off

nope.exe

Don't come, I'll be waiting at the airport to stab you.

Che "le" boludín tomatelás.

que baranda a redditurro que hay

Go to Tierra del Fuego. If you're going to stay in Buenos Aires, check Puerto Madero, Recoleta, Retiro, San Telmo, San Isidro.
We have cool graveyards.

There isn't really too much to do besides watching the natural landscapes im the North and the South

Bs As has a lot of cultural and historical things more than any other place (as well as services and stuff) but you'll feel like in any other multicultural identityless metropoli of the world, much like NY

>much like NY
Calm down a little.

You argentines confuse me. I cant tell whos from taringa, a self hater, or normie faggot on this board.

Almost every argentino that post in here is from Taringa unfortunately. And everyone has a facebook, I bet my life on it, so yeah, permaban all argies.

este es trolo y buliado

>the only good place to visir in Buenos Aires is a graveyard

Fiitinf for this country

It's the same shit.

Iguazu falls

Yes

lleno de paraguas y brasucas, y un calor de la concha de la lora
encima te cobran como si estuvieses cenando caviar en la cabeza de la estatua de la libertad

no hay lugar en argentina que a los extranjeros les valga la pena visitar

¿Sos siempre así de mogólico?
>wah wah maaa hace calor quiero irme a mi casa
>wah wah voy a una zona dedicada para disfrutar de la naturaleza para gastar plata

no te calentes paragua

fuck off

t. quispe mamani dos santos

I understand that Argentina is not about beaches. My point is I checked some tripadvisor reviews of Argentina hotels that happened to be in the beach vacation areas. And the prices were comparable to what you pay for a modest 2-3 star hotel somewhere in Florida. So I thought maybe prices are so high because they cater to foreign tourists that book online. Yet all reviews are in Spanish which means that these are local tourists. But it must be very expensive for an average Argentinian to pay 100USD to 200USD per night. I must be missing something. Perhaps if you book locally it is cheaper?

Tourism is dead 9 months of the year. Beaches only get people on summer. And only argentines go there.

So they try to earn enough money for the year in that time. It IS pretty expensive for everyone. Thing is, only group of friends go there. So 8 dudes end up staying in a room/hostel/house

This is why tons of argentinians go to holiday in Miami or another place. Same price, other countries, etc.

Here is expensive and overrated as fuck

Because Argentinians are retarded. That's the only response I can give you. They expect to live like kings because they own a shitty hotel near the sea. The service is piss poor, but then they cry to the government demanding more protection against foreign competition because they can't compete.

>Perhaps if you book locally it is cheaper?
No, the people is literally retarded. Plus they wouldn't, in practice, let you out of the country. Here is how it worked:

>Couldn't buy USD legally
>To exit the country you needed to justify your expenses in advance
>They then estimate that you can perfectly travel spending just 15 USD a day.
>You couldn't have USD in your pocket, they had dog that sniffed around and they were trained specifically for that task. So everything had to be pre-approved by the government.
>You then realize you can't make a vacation like that so you choose a local destination.
>Local tourism businesses realize your problem and they decide to charge you as you actually went to Miami.
>You still go, because the alternative is to die of a heat stroke in the streets of Buenos Aires.

Good shit the retarded bitch is politically dead.

>Because Argentinians

boliviano asqueroso sali de mi pais largas un olor a ajo tremendo

>No argument
You just prove my point. Amerindian manchesterian peoples will inherit this country.

don't even bother argentina is shit
if you want beaches you have brazil
if you want snow you have canada
if you want mountains you have oregon and california
if you want desert you have arizona and texas
if you want some subtropical paradise you have cancun or colombia

if you want short manlet amerindians to steal shit from you and probably killing you during a dispute over your backpack just to get released from prison 24 hours after, you have argentina.

But its true. Argentinians are the main cause of the country being a shithole. Not all, of course, but the majority.

I keked more than I should at this

confirmed garlic seller

te dije que te las tomes bolita hijo de puta

While you "kek", amerindians are working hard to replace you

The South is not Brazil you macaco.

QUE HERMOSO ES VER COMO TODA LA COSTA LLORA

SE QUIEREN MATAR AHORA QUE TODOS SE VAN A BRASIL Y NO PAGAN 40 LUCAS EN UNA CASUCHA PORONGA

they're working hard fucking your whore mother

oblígame

solito te vas a ir los aumentos te van a romper el orto porque no vas a saber como pagarlos

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