Americans don't know fries are meant to go with mayonnaise

>Americans don't know fries are meant to go with mayonnaise

>if you try to tell them, they think you're psychotic

Chips are meant to go with salt and vinegar you uncivilised savage

I don't like mayo at all, disgusting stuff

The world needs to learn how to make Dutch mayo. Dutch masterrace number 1.

You're both right desu
Pub chips are great with mayonnaise
Chippy chips are salt & vinegar with curry sauce only

>mayonnaise
Rather have it with some cheese and linguiça.

>Ate fries with blue cheese dip yesterday

Godlike

This

>fries with mayo

>mayo

Bleh. Shittiest condiment ever. Fries are meant to be with ketchup.

Absolutely plebeian.

Mate HP sauce is the GOAT sauce to have with chips

Prove me wrong?
Pro tip you cant

I've noticed the most common style of mayonnaise differs around the world. and this coincides with people liking it on fries.
The real mystery is why some places have such shitty mayonnaise

I tried fries with Mayo. I still like Ketchup better.

They don't understand that because american mayo is disgusting.
Its not real mayo.

Belgians do eat chips with mayo, therefore it's the proper way to eat their national dish.

bland mayo is fucking disgusting
it has to be paprika mayo

I don't like mayonnaise, though.
>malt vinegar on fries
Good man

Miracle Whip =/= mayo, and we know that. Regardless, I don't like either one.

No your mayo is disgusting, not as disgusting as that dressing, but not "real" mayo

>No your mayo is disgusting
I never stated otherwise.
That said, to me, all mayo is disgusting.

classic belgium

I like mayo enough I even make my own, fresh from scratch, whenever I do actually use it (not that frequently I'll admit) I've tasted mayo in Amsterdam it isn't better than that, and I still find it gross to put it on fries. It may be a cultural divide.

I don't like ketchup either and I very rarely use it (corndogs are probably the one exception) I like cheese in my fries, admittedly that means I often eat my fries with nothing on them tho I do go out of my ways to go to places where they've actually got half decent cheese (I've given up on the McDonald's stuff) nothing beats fries with cheese. Chili fries IMHO are the superior way.

Fries with mayo is how communists eat them

are americans all ignorant rednecks? i believe they are because i said it.

Ice like fries in different varieties: with ketchup, with mayonnaise, with ketchup+mayonnaise, with cheese sauce, with gravy, with Currywurst, by themselves, etc.
Only thing I don't like is fish and fries Because I don't like fish.

Is it true that Americans don't keep their mayo in the fridge?

Daddies>HP

chips and fries should be eaten just like that.
>it's already salty you know.
>too much salt makes you bald

because you can only add salt and nothing else, right?

They should be eaten with that sweet and sour chemicals MickeyDick's has

this

>can't cook the fries perfectly and thus needs condiments to obscure the bland taste
do you grow your own pepper in that cold dark climate? I guess not.

I hope you don't eat anything with your rice, or else you can't cook your rice properly

same goes with veggies and meat, eat everything separate

soups and stews are blasphemy

Commie

Not even an argument.
Are you saying that condiments are the same as meat and vegetables?

Rice are grains, potato are tubers.
Rice should be eaten with meat and vegetables. There's a reason why colonist went to Asia to seek spices because you guys used to eat bland potato.

well I hope you don't use sauces because obviously they are used to hide your crappy cooking and not compliment it

Actually most of the common dishes here don't even require sauces at all. So no problem for me.

Fries are meant to be eaten with salt only.

you're a stubborn fuck
enjoy your condiment-less meals then

farmer

Mustard

I'm not being stubborn, but it's the truth.
Fries should only be eaten just like that. (and a little salt to taste)

no, that's one way to eat it
food conservatism or whatever you want to call it is the most retarded thing ever

that's like saying pasta should be eaten one way and one way only, despite the fact that there are hundreds of thousands of good recipes

sometimes I eat my fries with mayo, sometimes with ketchup, sometimes with only salt
not because they're badly cooked, but because it's a whole different dish

>colonist went to Asia to seek spices because you guys used to eat bland potato
Wrong.
Yuros were already looking for Asian spices when they found potatoes. Potatoes are from the Americas, and are not native to Europe.

>farmer
>insult?
I wish, but it's impossible to make money as a farmer these days.

Do Malaysians eat condiments ever? I know you guys love eating nasi goreng and starving yourself for a month every year, but is that all there is to Malaysian food culture?

i mean redneck farmer without a single piece of international culture believing everything outside his 15 miles area is irelevant, that kind of farmer.

Why would you associate farming with ignorance?
>France being arrogant/snobbish
Oh, right...

Correct tier: Fries with ketchup
Also good tier: Fries with vinegar (ketchup is mostly vinegar anyway)
Absolutely haram tier: Eating mayo ever for any reason

plebs real fries are eaten with icecream

Depends entirely on the mayo brand. I know one that tastes shit with chips while the other is really good.

kys, anything fried in peanut oil has no business with that culinary whore

>Not enjoying the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

I dip mine in chili sauce.