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Karen edition

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death to traitors freedom for britain

korean pop

I love you.

>google myself
>only result about me is my GCSE results

ah yes

First for greater chechnya

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rich bastard

selly oak

All in agreement?

>live between 2 railway lines

JUST

sincerely

lads

>2016
>spending 5 minutes "selecting all squares which contain street signs"

imagine being this dim

brave hero on the right

My latest dark web order arrived like this

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who is jordan

veto

>unmatching socks
ocd is kicking in

>I'm not homosexual

Sounds exactly what a repressed French homosexual would say to me

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hes got severe autism but his videos are comfy

That's a pretty boggin prospect

mutual friends with a girl with the most amazing chebs
seriously unbelievably good
but she's had a bf for over 5 years, what a shame

@67061189
bet you're a right thicko

starting to get triggered by actual store fronts

legacy never fucking works for me

going to retry now

/grime/

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>benders in denial unironically believe this

could really do with some right now haven't had them in years

Karen is overrated

fun fact: Lucy Liu is considered ugly as sin in Asia

mental that, would honest to god do terrible things just to plant my nose on her arsehole and have her do a smelly fart

>Google myself
>I'm in the A-Z of people, somehow
>shows my mum and siblings names too
I don't remember agreeing to that

crease

having some clean water

...

depends if we're talking dressing like this or liking partners dressed like this

literally get depressed when you lads post scantily clad hot girls on here

well, I'm depressed anyway but it just reinforces the loneliness

jealous

JHEEZ

she's ugly tho

me too
pretty girls don't excite me any more, just make me sad

ah yes aha

so-called gf

you heard me gook bitch

cummies cummies cummies

Dubious, most chinks would probably give their left nut to not marry crosseyed Li Li from the neighbouring village.

>anime

mate I tried so I know that im not
fuck off now

font

Gym is finally paying off

Nothing more condescending than a fucking captcha telling you that you need to try again in selecting fucking storefronts

Also, what the fuck is with the free selection thing? All I can do is make a wide triangle and hope the fucking thing accepts it

Really sorry

Lunchtime

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is this the same lad who always gets posted pulling that weird face

think even i could knock him out in one punch desu

>mate I tried
You are actually gay aha

Did he put a willy in your bum?

*fancies a brew*

*turns on the cold water tap*

*fills up the BRITA Filter™ jug*

*pops it in the fridge for 3 hours*

*takes it out*

*pours it down the funnel into the kettle*

*boils it up*

*makes a nice hot cuppa*

grilled cheese sandwich was a success lads

nice gf, here's mine

the drawing one is fun. you can create any shape and it accepts almost anything as long as it covers most of the plane

legit my body except i have a belly

:(

absolute fucking disgrace of a meal

yeah the cucknadian

I am a broken man

yeah I can't say I really know much about it but some girl told me she's not considered good looking at all (for a celebrity anyway) then she showed me what's considered a hot celebrity in Asia and it was some 40 year old woman who looks 14

only took you about 2 hours good lad

Getting a little touchup x

where's the dip for the doughnut?

>not giving into 2D and being perpetually depressed bc they'll never be real

Goml

that little patch of yellow in the red is literally for the queen in that palace she has just outside london

hard water is infinitely better than soft water

Scottish tap water is GOAT

what a miserable existence lads in hard water areas live

place i'm from is proper hard even the water will mug you

housemates have forced me to wear headphones past midnight
just want to play some Popcaan and whine mi batty

anyone fancy a cuppa?

oh hang on, need to boil vinegar in the kettle for half an hour to get rid of the calcium carbonate

at least I'm not a soft water nonce haha

no there was no penetration just foreplay
i think it was more related to feelings than just having sex to experience

t. Calgon CEO

thanks mate, i was a bit on the wall since using the grill always reminds me of the time i burned the caraven to the ground with my mum inside

hearing her deathly screams as we speak haha

anime
arime
grime

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Lad what kinda filter are you using?

It may be perpetually depressing but the short spurts of happiness every so often make it worth it.

london would be a utopian paradise if WW2 never happened

ya can wine pon mi cocky if ya can handle a real gullyside badman

Similar to people looking at Cara and saying "2/10 wouldn't come within 10 feet". Lucy doesn't fit the common plastic looks chinks are after but would still be considered a hottie.

Scottish rocks and mountains. Fresh, clean water, straight out the tap.

So-called bf.

Canadians shouldn't be classified as human beings.

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*makes a cuppa*

ah yes, the crunch of the limescale really helps to sort the wheat from the chaff when it comes to superior tea drinkers, i only associate with people who buy a new kettle after every cup of tea

Who is this gook fuck?

popcaan, alkaline, vybz cartel
only good music

go have 10 minutes to calm down lad

discovered instead of wasting thousands of hankies I can just let my nose run like a baby and wash my face when it gets too much

>trying to banter over fucking water

what a tragic existence some of you lads live

in love with a lad

utterly ha-ha ing

bit bent

just report him and move on, janny will clean it up