Is it true that Americans keep their toothpicks in the fridge?

Is it true that Americans keep their toothpicks in the fridge?

why would i keep your dick in my fridge?

Is it true that Americans drink wine as cold as coca cola ?

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hi friend it seems as though you are uncertain about an aspect of american culture, allow me to enlighten you as to the issue of whether americans keep toothpicks in their fridge or not:
hope that clears that up

Don't be silly. We always microwave them before we use them tho.

How long do you microwave toothpicks ? (also provide the number in microwave-time-unit please)

12 toothpicks usually takes 4 RADS at 50% half life (stop then flip them over) and continue until you smell toasted pine

>Americans keep their red cups in the bathroom
wtf

>mexicans dont keep their heads on their bodies
wtf

>Americans can't tell apart Mexico and Ivory Coast
epik

That's an Italian

>implying there is a difference

I think he's Scottish actually. Or was it Irish?
Meh, same thing.

>Have an american pen pal in Florida (program with high-school)
>Get to spend one week there
>Bring good red wine bottle from a place where my grandpa works (very good wine, and the bottle was 6 years old)
>give it to the mother
>"Oh thanks user, I'll let it cool down a bit before diner"
>Think she's just going to put it in the fridge for a little while
>bitch put the bottle in the freezer
>Diner time
>Bring bland pasta to the table
>Bring my bottle, almost frozen
>OHGODWHY
>The father pours a huge fucking glass of wine and just drink it as if it was milk
>my_ancestors_died_for_this.jpg
>end of the diner, father is drunk as fuck, even though he drunk 2 glasses of wine (why can't Americans handle alcool?)
>never mention how the wine was
>kid didn't even get to taste it

I fucking hate americans, they are savages

The average americunt

Is this good banter in the us?

ah yes excellent banter lad, really showed me

>kid didn't even get to taste it
Legally speaking he can't as long as you were there.

Underage drinking is legal when permitted and supervised by family alone. If non-family are around, kids can't drink.

nah, you're just gay tbqh

That's retarded

teenagers all taste whine, if guests are around, this is totally legal and socially acceptable

>land of the free

STRAYANS BTFO

>>kid didn't even get to taste it
you do realize that would be illegal, right? we can't drink booze until we're 21

It's meant to prevent kids getting drunk at parties, but year, our drinking age is a bit weird.
>can buy a gun, vote, join the military at 18
>no booze yet, though, that's for adults

When you can send someone to risk their lives and potentially have their limbs blown off in service to the country, but not buy them a beer afterwards you know something is seriously fucked up.

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kek

On the plus side, by what I've heard the marines don't actually give a fuck about underaged drinking as long as your drinking doesn't cause problems (or at least, no more problems than the guys drinking legally caused) and you aren't being obvious about it on base. Even then it's a NJP instead of a criminal offense.

you never tasted alcohol when you were 16 with your parents?

Roofuckers on suicide watch

Youngsters wash their wine in coke too