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Average English rural village edition

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>rhotic accents

fuck canadians

VERY good edition

Give me one reason why I shouldn't learn the English language.

fuck canada

>paki is so upset he's posting JF locations
actual britain coming through

gf snapchatted me this

i want to be rich enough to build a castle on a mountain to live in. how much do you think it'd cost?

My local pond

stupid londoners xP

British highstreets are hell on earth. Burn down the terraced houses and replace them with actual nice buildings

Statistically you live in a depressing flat in some grey shit concrete town no one's heard of and not a picturesque mediaeval village (which are mostly owned by Londoners as second homes anyway)

>user, why are you so miserable all the time! Come on, let's go out somewhere and get something to eat OK? Maybe then you'll feel better?

Wonder what it's like to live in London and not be able to drive for 10 minutes into the countryside and go for a walk before having some pints in a pub.

Mental

>Fetish club
>"This is dry venue"
what does that mean

got a willy between my legs

100% of genderbenders belong in mental institutions

small village on the coast near ipswich

average british park

i'd probably kill myself but i don't think sharia would allow it

No alcohol

got called a cretin in /brit/

No alcohol allowed or served.

i guarantee they're all owned by pakis as well

i feel sorry for anyone stuck in a paki infested shithole honestly

not liking this giant advert at the bottom of the page

No pissing on people

I'm emotionally dependent on other people

Problem is I've not got any other people to be emotionally dependent on

What a mess, haha

thank god for that

Average London street
>tfw northerners will never have convenient tram access right outside their luxurious £2000 monthly flat.

>london paki's only support is another paki in france

stockton-upon-tees

View from my apartment in Sheffield, overlooking the Northern Powerhouse

loved banff. went to a bar called the rose and crown every day
and the dancing sasquatch

and really nice poutine

sorry to disappoint m8

but i actually live here

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just called my sister a rasheed

All these beautiful places are making me want to kill myself, why couldn't I have been born there?

might start posting about beating the gf again

>entire thread laughing at northerners across 7 continents

>lol look at this lonely londoner!!!

>rose and crown
notts mentioned

No matter where you live in the U.K. it is guaranteed to look like dogshit compared to any other developed western country

just called a yank a cretin lads

I absolutely love red wine

An upright average english citizen and a loyal subject of the crown

doing a think

York
Paris of the North

it's true

>spend all of our money on nukes post ww2 rather than focusing on rebuilding
>everything is shit

yay

should I take a xanax

Haha, they posted a picture and said it was somewhere that it isn't!

I get it!! Haha!

making an arrangement

Most of Britain is actually quite shit

>only northerners have access to the countryside
sorry abdul

but the south isn't just your borough of london

5 minutes from Durham

Me at the bottom

Where outside of Britain should I move to?

ffs

it builds character mate. which is why you annihilate you at the olympics and have much more cultural reach than you do

Renting this house just outside Stockport for £150/week

was about to make a really articulate and insightful post about life and the complexities therein, then I started thinking about poo and farts and I started laughing and lost my train of thought

think you'll find that is my gf mate

>be bigguy4u in school
>smokers always thought they were the bollocks
>3 lads start taking the mickey out of some lads who were just minding their own business
>go over and tell them to stop, runt blows smoke in my face
>grab him by the head and slam him into the wall knocking him out
>his mate tries to punch me but i catch his fist and twist
>other lad attempts to kick me but i punch his leg so hard it breaks
>spark the second lad out
>third lad is trying to crawl away but i grab him by the feet and pull him back
>at this point all their mates are running over with katanas and bats
>pick up third lad, start swinging and throw him at them, knocking a few of them out
>spark the rest of them out

Ahahaha the oul boy

Blackpool Beach

Could rent the entire pyramid for a shoebox in London xP

The thing with London is I'd love to live and work there but just could not be arsed setting up my life in somewhere I'd never be able to afford a house.

I could maybe reconcile it if I could afford a one bedroom apartment but even on the outskirts of London you're looking at 200k for a 30% share. It just doesn't make logical sense.

Canada
it feels like Britain climate wise

have stood in this exact location

View from my bedroom in London :(

In reality, London is great if you're (their version of) middle/upper class

If you're a student/average worker then you're going to be stuck in a shitty area on the outside

>london paki is literally THIS triggered that he doesn't live in the countryside
howling

You wont move anywhere because you're a failure mate

Can I live with you for a bit? You can fuck me too if you like

haha this gimmick just keeps getting funnier and funnier :||||

Anybody want to have a gay experience with me?

Hello, user? Is that you?

Londoners have second homes in the countryside you povvo cretin

with you? no

Lucky me I have a canal !

I guess we both have something in common

Which one should I cop?

doing a road trip lads

Some pictures from last time I was in London

>nice poutine
>outside quebec

k e k
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bit gay

statistically londoners ITT are not white

Had a bit of MD on the 29th of October and I've got a piss test tomorrow. I know I'm 99.9% fine but still pranging a bit

Wait until after the election, if Trump gets elected, come to the US.

We literally have every single climate, city type, rural area and so on you can imagine.

WTF london is so bad I want to move to Yorkshire now!

I will

Cum slut

going to invade some south american countries with the mates tonight, leave an x if you want to come with us and we'll pick you up before we head out

Jokes aside lads how is shit like this legal? Can you even get in there without walking sideways?

I just put in one bedroom flat in London, even the description is painful to read.

> (no lounge area as the lounge is also being used as a bedroom)

sure you do rasheed

meanwhile i genuinely live in the countryside and you rent a studio above mr. patels offie in newham

This desu, especially if you're a rich cunt living in the rich cunt bubble London is probably amazing

the only people who live in London are the poor fuckers who were born there or those who were forced to move there due to shitty career choices.

no other reason to live there otherwise. unless you like cramped, exorbitantly priced, grimy, polluted, concrete shit-holes filled with rude foreigners and a few rude brits.

you can live in my basement until spring

are you fat? if so i dont want anything to do with your boipussy

genuinely convinced /brit/ is the most sophisticated and best general on Sup Forums

you simply won't get gimmicks and arguments like this anywhere else

Thanks but I don't think I'd want to live under a Trump regime haha

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drink some water

Your loss x