/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33
Nights since last BNM: 11

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Boys Don’t Cry Coming?
-+@ gets robbed again
-Twin Peaks OST getting repressed
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, and Frank Ocean
-/p4k/ forever

so new Angel Olsen is basically confirmed BNM

in before zoe posting

>of Montreal has another average score

I know they're (or rather just Kevin at this point) isn't really for everyone but I really liked innocence reaches compared to his other recent albums

It seems kinda often that when an artist gets a feature story and they also get at least an 8.4 or higher with BNM on their latest album. I'm not complaining though, I loved Freetown Sound and Wildflower. I'm pretty sure I'm going to love My Woman when it comes out.

not only that, but she also has two BNTs under her belt. I'm predicting an 8.7

Did someone say Zoe posting?

You're probably right lmao

Did you read the story/interview about her today?

no I haven't. Is it any good?

I'm conflicted honestly, that's why I asked you. I couldn't tell if the author was specifically trying to highlight edgy parts about Angel or if Angel is just a bitch in general. And I would really hate for her to have a trashy personality since she makes such nice music.

>her

fucking STOP IT!

>You

i read it. it was kinda messed up how the writer kept harping on how angel was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. they even made a graphic comparing her face to a fas baby. just leav her alone. who cares if she has it.

ZoePosting just hurts now
I know I'm never gonna get to kiss her cute CUTE face!

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Thee Oh Sees 7.5 by Stuart Berman
Toro Y Moi 6.8 by Matthew Ramirez
Factory Floor 6.0 by Louis Pattison
theMIND 7.0 by Matthew Ramirez

It's not happening

Boo no atmosphere

So close yet so far from trips. Least it wasn't a bust

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>This thread stands with Kesha eternally
lol who the fuck came up with this

Mouth breather