Why am I always alone?

Why am I always rejected by women Sup Forums. I have a perfectly working penis but not able to share it with anyone. I'm not even ugly...I'm a 5'9, 140 lbs, White Australian descent man, do a lot of acting, have some muscle definition, and am what appears to be a normal functioning 25 year old man.

Yet, the one human need that I should be able to have no problem having, sex, is an uphill battle. And I've been called so attractive that I must be gay. Yeah...not even looks are helping me.

Don't get me started on Tinder. What a USELESS fucking piece of trash app that doesn't even work. I match with around 1-6 people a day, yet NONE of them ever meet up with me. I thought it was a hookup app? Why does everyone flake, stop talking to me, or say they aren't looking to hook up? IT'S TINDER YOU MORONS!

Anyways, I'm ranting here, but I REALY REALLY don't want to be stuck with porn again. Or looking at couples on the street. God, please, can I just have everything fall into my lap just this one time? Guys shorter than me, worse looking than me, meaner than me, more ethnikkk than me will be getting their dicks sucked by qts. Why not me?

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I spent all day walking around town today, wishing there was something more to do instead of go to random stores and eat at some restaurant. That was the moment I realized, I didn't have that many, or any, friends. It didn't upset me, I just went back home and played vidya instead.

You should probably get some hobbies

kys

Because of that attitude, user
Women don't like a guy who's obviously thirsty
Slow down a little and just spend some time in the moment, focus on the person you're with and not yourself, it'll all work out

Fuck every fucking whales and stop being full of shit. "L'importante è sborrare"

>/r9k/

You seem a bit desperate. Do you manipulate your character when talking to a girl simply because they're a girl?

I used to do this. Snap out of it right now. Forget about being 'nice' or 'flirty' to try and win them over, you've already said you're good looking. Just compose yourself naturally and the inner confidence will show through without you needing to do anything, when you're ready you simply ask them straight up for their number or something.

They can probably tell by the way you walk and talk that you are a virgin and are turned off immediately. The virgin walk is a turn off for all women I've heard.

Women only want 6'7 300 kg nigger thugs not nice guys like me.

But I'm naturally nice.

The only reason nice guys now finish last is because women stopped going for men with class.

* violent

You look homo that's why. Hate on yourself.

>nice guy
I hope it's bait because you litteraly sound like a bitter virgin

>5'9
No wonder.

I have a similar problem. I'm fairly okay looking, but I recognize I'm just not a good people person and thus not good at hooking up or keeping people interested. I don't dwell on it though.

Just let go. You'll feel better. There's more to life than sex.

There's an enormous difference between being nice and being a nice guy, lad.

I recognise my problems and theres, and realise I don't deserve a gf

this

stop being so thirsty
also try getting laid in Canada or the US
girls will shred their pants off for an Australian guy with a thick accent

You are white.

And probably autistic.

>Women don't like a guy who's obviously thirsty
this

Probably you have a rape face. You need to find the way to calm down.

At least you arent me, bound to be a disgusting creature that shits on every opportunity for normal life.
I finally get the confidence to approach a girl and eventually 'hook up' with her, or whatever the fuck its called, i dont even know how to start a relationshit, do i ask her to be my gf, is it a done deal after i kiss her, what the fuck am i supposed to do?
Finally i get into a girls dorm, or what the student college living quarters are called (i finished college but it was nowhere near as american media portrays it) and she catches me pissing in the sink.
How cant she understand that im 'random', why isnt it cute all of the sudden?
Why did she want me to have a car when i was piss drunk?

>she catches me pissing in the sink

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You need to teach yourself to talk to girls like you talk with your table in your room, or with your shoes. Relaxed and easy.
That is wat to be yourself. Being everywere outside like you are in your room.
Good luck.

Dude, women don't want a guy who's just "nice". They want one who's a man, one who works out and knows where he's going in life. That means you need to brag a little, make yourself desirable and talk to a woman with confidence. If you can do all that and also looks halfway decent, They'll drop their panties for you.

I have a similar problem. I have people that like me and do stuff with me but I do not like them. In fact, I don't like anyone really besides maybe 2 people. I just have a neutral attitude towards them. I have a weird feeling that maybe I don't really have any friends, just people that think they are friends with me and me pretending that I am friends with them.

>Be THAT obsessed with vagina
your internet is so bad you can't watch porn?

Whites BTFO
Woman prefer Big Slav Cock!

You'll die as a virgin,accept it

maybe problem with your character?

>international discussion

At least i dont watch aynimetses and other degenerate shit that dulls my perception of the world

I'm a girl.
Say something to me and I'll tell you if I'd date you judging by what you say.

post feet

Show us your armpits and your hair parting

>aynimetses and other degenerate shit
>dulls my perception of the world
Are you dumb or what? How can cartoons affect you?

Get the fuck out of /cum/ you annoying piece of shit. I reported you 4 times today and you were only banned once.
That's not part of the exercise.

>I'm a girl.
And I'm a bear. Good morning, sir

wtf I never went to /cum/??

post feet

What fucking exercise?

Thanks for advice, senpai.

I know I'm going to get shit for this but you should check out r/niceguys/ on reddit and remove that word from your vocabulary

Girls get kinda freaked out when i want to cum or lick their hair parting, but then again those that dont disgust me

>suck a rancid cock in a club
>letting a guy with hair fetish do his thing is gross

I mean what the fuck is wrong with them? They live in a book or some shit. My sister literally tried to melt a butter cube by putting it in the oven, like life is some sort of a cartoon

the fall of the soviet union was a mistake

trials and daily tribulations of chinamen in a country other than china.

I dont watch them so they cant affect me at all

And if you watched it, how could it affect you?

I tried dating sites before, and always talked about things in profiles etc but never got a reply back from them. Just "unread and deleted". The sites with matches I always got rejected as well.

I guess I will die alone.

lick their what? do you live in the durka part of bosnia?

>5'9"

you become the cartoon
youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

Could you please consent to this rape that I'm about to commit ? *wink*

He is obviously a captain autismo. If you aren't mental, cartoons can't affect on you.

They cover their hair for a reason

I am 5'5

They can smell desperation and thirst old son. I had a bit of a dry spell for a while but once you get an easy one and you're not walking around all sexually frustrated it gets 100x easier.

How many '' does a ' have

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oh so your hair fetish comes from repressed shit resulting from them covering their hair? makes perfect sense

no wonder the most fucked up thirsty guys on dating sites are from islamic places

My mistake.
I'm just real sick of that nigga.
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>Why am I always alone?
because you only think about yourself

Go re leddit faggot

I do work out. I'm just bulking right now.

Is there anyway I can become a 'people' person?

Really???

What problems?

Kys
Not enough

I dont know much about islam and i sure as fuck dont use dating sites, there are plenty of girls where i live (not in the durka part)
I just know why the muslim girls cover their hair, because hair used to be the normal fetish back in the day and it probably aroused people a lot more than it is now. I think.
My hair fetish is perfectly normal and beautiful, many girls love playing with their hair and at the same time like cock (like any other girl does), so there is nothing fucked up with rubbing a cock into girls hair or snorting it...
Im sorry islamists from the sand dunes said weird shit to you on the internet, but maybe you shouldnt expose yourself so much.
Find a normal magyar boyfriend, just see a guy that you might like and give him eye contact or some shit, send him weird girl signals or some shit, girls are experts at that nonsense.

reddit actually has more normies than this shithole (depends on the board in both places)

>I dont know much about islam
>bosnia
Lmao okay.

so what do you do with hair? other than smell it. or as you said, cum in it. do you wanna wrap it around your dick or sthing?

>doesn't live in the durka part
>your reading comprehension
Not all of bosnia is muslim.

It's funny because durka(дypкa) in Russian literally means mental hospital. Coincidence? I don't think so.

As some wise man said before...

If you didn't get any women until the age of 16, you can give up, you were not meant to be

I like playing with it a lot
No girl ever let me cum in it yet, but many love it when i play with it, within reason ofcourse
I target the girls that part their hair down the middle for some reason. Or influence them to part it that way, so that at the same time i seem interesting to them, sell them a bullshit story about image coherence, perfect form of a face, natural equilibrium and shit and they buy it and think im smart and care about how they look

Playing with a girls long silky hair makes me hard as someone gets hard fondling oily tits

You might find some women with similar autism level as you approximately at the age of 30.

I think I will just become a serial killer before then.

Because you're a egocentric uninteresting manlet loser, eventually you'll be able to settle down with a fat chick and be her wageslave and live the 'dream'.

This is your future.

What does it mean to give up?

I'm in the exact same spot, and being in a very small island doesn't help either.

Pairs like this always make me laugh.

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>tfw can't even get this

This is your future, mates.

get your parents to arrange a bride for you

we're not Iran

You can, believe me, you just genuinely don't want to. Living alone is 1000x better than this and you understand this if you are not bydlo.

I have tried, I failed even at that.

you probably could but you just aren't that desperate yet or dumb

yeah, hobbies are great for making friends

Luck is on your side. She would eat your soul.

says the guy that pisses on other people's sink

At least she has big tits

You don't know how fat tits look, right?

If you are still a virgin by 25, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Either you were raised by anime instead of people or you have a mental disorder.

My mom tried to arrange a bride for me. But i refused, cuz animu girls is better.

was she even good looking at least?

Pretty much this. I am 25 and I have only had sex 3 times and I still feel like a loser lmao

why do people post this as if we don't already know there is something wrong with us

t. 25-year-old virgin

>pic related

well not so bad if you're a virgin without any hope

I'd imagine she has big areolas
>tfw 24
I can still make it, right?

Why dont you get a hooker? Grab a tit, see how it goes... In no time you will know how to have sex and after you stop caring abut things that stress you out (like now that you are reminded) you might get a rush of confidence, start a conversation with a girl or something, not care if if shes not into you, one of them eventually will be. Confidence cant be faked, if you try to fake it, its not fake its real.

I lost mine at 18, I'm 21 now and at 6 girls. Not too bad right?