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why are brits so swarthy

fake tan you mong

Some statistics you might find fun, lads.

From 2001 to 2011 there was a 69.58% increase in the Asian population, for comparison, there was a 1.81% increase in the white population.

Now, if we assume the percentage increases will repeat for 2011 to 2021, this is what it will look like for the different demographics:

White: 56,070,383 (81%)
Asian: 7,416,308 (11%)
Black: 3,157,966 (5%)
Mixed: 2,308,422 (3%)
Total: 68,953,079

But honestly, it will probably be worse than this as Asian, Black, and Mixed percentage increases haven't been staying the same every decade, they've been increasing.

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me irl

By "Asian" I assume you mean Paki, in which case RIP

I don't know if this is the excitement talking but I'm not planning on sleeping until the election is over, anyone else? How many hours is it going to be until the final votes are counted in?

i want to have sexual relations with a slag desu

this does more than really make you think

my whole childhood was a lie

*pats bed*

jump in

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we won't know the results until like 5am GMT on Wednesday

*Jumps in*
*Accidentally knees you in the crouch*

just been catfished lads

powerful stuff

Final vote counting will probably go on until early in the 9th for us, although AP will announce the results based on exit polling and early voting when they feel confident enough on each State's result.

>Mixed
le disgusted frog

I think I can beat my previous record of two days for staying awake the longest.

>some qt who was in my year at school is now preggers
Insane that this kind of stuff is going to become more frequent as I get older desu. (Only 18)

Went to Nottingham the other day, why are there literally thousands of chink youths swarming about everywhere?
I'd see more whites in Hong Kong.

ASMR is the shittiest meme I've ever been memed into experiencing.
utter cringefest.

really good edition

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>tfw we aren't even half way up the bell curve yet

My second-grade crush would become a teen mother. Really makes you think.

*grabs crouch in pain*

hnnngghhhhh

*spends the night in jail for a crime he didn't commit*

just catfished this mong lads

same 2bh

I always thought that scene where he meets the neo-Nazi was like /r9k/ meeting Sup Forums

wtf

Eating a sandwich

*Chews into your ear*

my cat just fished lads

Anyone want to sleep in my bed with me tonight? I'm so lonely ;_;

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choon

Do you lads like Millennial Woes?

that top really makes me want to play with her bosom if you know what i mean

***unsheets katana***

psh' nothin' personell kid

any lads here do milk in their tea

had catfish for dinner lads

yes but im quite gassy

kek

Uni students

Abrahamics are nutters, Sikhs are bro tier, but honestly I wouldn't convert to any religion for a gf.

just catfished this british guy lmao

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Lads, Christianity is a copy of Judaism and Islam is a copy of Christianity

Is that correct?

poleaboo reminds me of Gandhi

a batshit crazy paki nonce who wears dresses and destroys British culture

*slices your katana with my katakana*
Pssssshhhhhhhhhhh, nothing pursonell, kid

What is this phenomenon? I live in bloody Belfast and I swear half my fucking year are Chinese.

have this guy

it'll peak in ~15 years and slow down after that point

the best thing that white people can do in this country is to encourage reformation of islam to make it more liberal and in line with western values

really dislike how the government calls pakis "asian" here

it's the one thing the yanks get right

>Sikhs are bro tier

fucking HOWLING

what's the story behind this

>Sikhs are bro tier

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Hmmm, really stretches your melon man

they pay three times as much as brits

uni is money making scheme now, they've all doubled cohort sizes and reserved most of the new places for international students

Who's the hoor?

post boobies

its his sister

Ludford only likes Koreans
No chance

> Sikhs are bro tier

On a scale of fine to repulsive/autistic how much would you mind a colleague eating sardines in chilli oil mixed with microwaved brown rice for lunch in the office?

Note: I plan on doing this tomorrow because it's delicious, cheap, and nutritious as fuck.

China is booming and loads of them are getting rich

They're paying loads to get into Western unis

Western unis are happy about this because of the money

me lads

that's prince yahshua

sardines smell rank, i'd probably heem you in a picosecond

there are people ITT that didn't attend mass this morning

> sardines in chilli oil mixed with microwaved brown rice

You posted about this yesterday too

Have you spent the last 24 hours obsessing over sardines in chili oil mixed with microwaved brown rice for lunch?

Rich Chinese buy half the uni places for their kids
Regular local white kids lose their place to some Mr. Ping Pong Wong and end up working 0 hours contacts at fast food restaurants and discount stores for the rest of their 20's.

/brit/ for brits, jf out!

I always smell the same peculiar smell when tripping, is my body secreting the odour or is it an olfactory hallucination?

reminder that this is the dream for western women

this is your future

mackerel in tomato sauce is a better option

though everyone will think you're weird

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lmao, would genuinely like to see you try my la

I'm unironically 6'2 and built like a DYEL that's been lifting for 2 months.

what did he (read: you) mean by this?

really makes you think

i just don't get it, lads

why niggers? even if the penis meme is real, they're still hideous and smelly

>PRAISE KEK!!!

Is Enfield in London?

Curse of the High IQ
If you read this site, I’m guessing you’re more intelligent
than average. Most normies aren’t interested in the kind of
geeky science we discuss here.
Assuming you are more intelligent than average, you’ve
probably noticed in your life that you don’t fit in with other
people all that well. They bore you. Their interests differ
sharply from yours.
If you’re unable to correctly diagnose what’s going on, you
start to believe that the problem is you, that there’s
something wrong with you that makes you unable to fit in or
share common interests with most people.
But there isn’t anything wrong with you, and the answer is
simple.
Because you’re intelligent, you find yourself at the right
side of the normal distribution of intelligence. The more
intelligent you are, the rarer the bird you become.
Society, at least in its public aspects, is geared toward the
average. If most people are interested in the Kardashians or
in whatever team is playing on Sunday, than that’s what
society will present to you.
An analogy is that if you stand 6’8″ tall, you’re going to
have a hard time finding clothes that fit. Society isn’t
geared for the minority.
Aaron Clarey correctly diagnoses the problem in his new book,
Curse of the High IQ. The problem isn’t you, it’s just that by
definition the world must work that way. But if you don’t
understand this, it can lead to unhappiness and worse.
It turns out the those with very high IQ, say over 135, are
inappropriately excluded from high IQ professions. This seems

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Yeah I eat those too (at home), actually the spicy tomato sauce is better than the regular.

Worse macros though.

Nothing worse than Americanised Brits desu

>You posted about this yesterday too
Because he's a boring cunt and didn't get a reply

It won't be his meal that his colleagues hate about the dull tit.

yes

I went to huddersfield university and there were a shitload of chinks there
one of the lecturers always liked to mention how the chinese fund the uni quite a bit so they're not in debt apparently
(whereas other unis are in debt)

aussies need to die now

sure sign of a runt: obsessed with "chemicals" in food

technically yes but barely

How come it's ALWAYS a white woman and black man.

>calling them asians
>and not south asians

silly lads

Parliament should permanently be moved to the Midlands

All me

Minus the part about the high IQ

sure sign of a runt: uses his free water cup for something other than water

shan't be reading this post