Parents doesnt knock at the door

>parents doesnt knock at the door
why are they so retards

What were you doing?

Stop slacking off on the job and get me my diet coke already pedro you lazy mexican

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te cazaron haciendo la paja?

>Trying to rub one off
>mum keeps coming in to nag you about something

> user, throw out the trash!
> Y-yes mom.
> And when are you going to do your laundry?
> Tonight mom. Like I've said already.
> Alright *sneering glare*. You should really clean your room. *leaves my room*
Soon I'll have enough $$$ to move out, and when I do, I'm not gonna have some cow constantly pestering me.

I don't think you have the right to call your mom a cow when you're a leeching parasite

I've payed my share for groceries and gas since I've started working. I'm hardly a parasite.

A man of my age (21) should live life on his own terms. I'm not a kid anymore.

>A man of my age (21) should live life on his own terms. I'm not a kid anymore.

If you're such a grown man why don't you move out instead of living like a manchild?

Because I only have $200 in my bank account, and I want to save up $4,000 to move out. I should be there in about 3 months.

In latin america it is normal to do this. There are even people on their 30's living with their parents. Not the same as being a NEET since you should work and pay for your own shit, but housing is expensive and the cheaper places are fucking dangerous and insecure or outside the city where it is harder to find a job.

>Because I only have $200 in my bank account

How is that possible? You spend all your money while living with your parents somehow?

What are your expenses

>>Save up 50k in your mom basement
>>invest for a flat
Profit??

Condos aren't 50k and it's retarded anyway.

You're spending the best years of your life (20's) living in your parent's house where almost everyone doesn't get along with them. What's the point

>tfw not have its own bathroom

>fapping
>15 year old sister barges in because she wanted the computer so she can do stupid shit
>she doesn't say anything just stares at my dick
>slams door
>acted weird for a week

don't know if she wanted to suck it or not

I did that, and left when I were 20. haven't spoke to them since

continue

>tfw your parents have never caught you masturbating

>tfw paja has since a couple (at least 5) of years also become dutch slang

kind of amazing that people in 3 different continents share the same slang for jerking off

same here mexibro

I know this feel

nothing wrong with doing this for a while
rent is biggest expense most of the time
just gotta put up with the parents for a bit longer..

if he only has $200 he's clearly not saving up

That's half a week's work at min wage

I never knock to my brother's door and i catched him with the hands in the cookie jar several times i think im starting to being use to it.

It's their house

>caught* sorry fuck meeeeeee

You know what to do.

>tfw not sure

Do they or don't they I WANT AN ANSWER SO THE SUSPENSE JUST STOPS!

Were you watching hentai porn being naked?